OK, open wide and say ... "Keep your mouth shut."

Happiness is for everyone ...

Happiness is for everyone ...except for that lusty1.:(

I'm always happy...

I'm always happy, idiot!

Don't worry......

Don't worry......something bad is bound to happen!


I have all the luck in the world...

I have all the luck in the world... some of it good.

You smell like.......

You smell like....teen spirit-right after gym class!


Sex is always the best...

Sex is always the best...mood stabilizer!

You know she wants it when....

You know she wants it when...she's breathing!


If it's hard...

If it's hard... then you need to study more.

When she's wet........

When she's wet...you can almost bet it's been raining.


If it's Monday....

If it's Monday.... and rainy, gets me down.......

You know you're a redneck..............

You know you're a redneck...if you don't see the humor in redneck jokes.


I'd never have a one night stand...

I'd never have a one night stand... you're kidding, right?

She had skin like..........

She had skin like..........a baby-----Shar-pei, that is!!!

Do unto others...

Do unto others........... before they beat you to it!

Light kisses from her lips...........