nope but sounds like a good idea.....

have you?

Yes. But I was dinner :D :hot:

Ever propositioned a stranger?

so - what are you doing later?

have you ever done it in front of others?

GUILTY! oh yes guilty!

Would you do it again?

I don't know, I've never done it before.





Ever been arrested?

Not Guilty! Just lucky I guess! *watching for lightning*

Ever parked in a no parking zone?

yes




Ever park in a parking spot for the handicapped?

Not Guilty, is one of my pet peve's..

Ever park in a no parking "fire zone" ?

Guilty. But only to drop something off/pick something up

Ever date a fireman?

Nope..but if I did hope he would have a nice hose...

Have you ever had sex, and moaned a little louder cause you know someone could hear?

Guilty

Ever had sex and not cleaned up, intentionally letting yourself drip all day?

Oh Very guilty...

Have you ever had anal sex?

Not guilty.

Have you ever spent money you shouldn't on something that wasn't necessary?

Ok, before I answer DB's question...I have to go on record as saying that's the sexiest fucking thing I've heard all day!

Ok, now back to the regularly scheduled topic.


Guilty...take the new car for example. I feel very guilty.

Have you ever spent the day in your jammies watching old movies?

Guilty

Have you ever fired someone?

Guilty - Two people, but it was on my first day of work so there was no emotional attachment.

Have you ever succesfully defended a birdfeeder from a squirrel?

guilty but if I tell ya the squirrel militia will get me


Have you ever confided in someone you hardly knew?

Can I plea bargain to a lessor offense? I mean, well, I posted my face in naked pictures on the internet, but have only really disclosed to those I know and like.

Have you ever just had a trustworthy feeling about someone?

Guilty and I trust myself usually


Have you ever jay walked?

Guilty - I never walk in a crosswalk. Way I figure it, if I get hit by a car, I'm gonna get knocked out of the crosswalk! So I always walk a few feet outside of it hoping that I'll get knocked IN to it!

Have you ever double parked?

Guilty

Ever brought carry-out food home and tried to pawn it off as your own cooking?

Not - Guilty

Have you ever awoke in the middle of the night to find your hands have of their own conviction, ended up down your SO's pants?

I don't wear pants to bed, nor does he.

Have you ever worken up to find that you've drooled all over your SO in your sleep? :D

Cannot say I have....

Have you ever awoke to find yourself wet?

Yes. Frequently.

Have you ever awoken and masturbated before either peeing or brushing your teeth?

Isnt that what sleepy weekend days alone are for?

Have you ever had morning oral with last nights leftovers still coating your SO?

Yep. Then you don't need breakfast

Have you ever mixed food and sex...and realized (in the morning) you'd forgotten to eat all of it the night before?

Yes, have definatly been there.

Have you ever lost almost a whole day in bed with soneone?

Not in a *very* long time. Is that an invitation?

Have you ever lied to a lover about the number of sexual partners you've had?

Do not believe so.

Have you ever regretted any sexual encounter?

Had sme initial misgivings...but int he final analysis, no.

Have you ever had sex with a married person?

Guilty.

Have you?

Gulity...but in busy cities I never do...

Have you ever jay walked naked?

No, never.






Have you ever taken a shower with a member of your own sex?

only at the gym in high school but I don't think that's what you were asking

have you ever wanted to?

Yes, still do.

Do you always wear your seatbelt?

yes

do you like fast cars?

Guilty.

Do you like fast women? ;)

not really though that can be fun.....

do you like quickie sex?