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There's nothing like a paycheck...It reminds you of how worth it it is to wake up each morning.
Voicemail is great... |
Voicemail is great ... unless you've lost your voice. :yikes:
I love heavy snowfalls ... |
I love heavy snowfalls ... As long as they are in Illinois!
Christmas parties with the boss are a delight ... |
Christmas parties with the boss are a delight ... since she'll likey have a new honey-do list ready for me. :)
Visiting friends at Christmas ... |
Visiting friends at Christmas...reminds me why I'm a loner.
I love thong underwear... |
I love thong underwear...when it starts irritating the anus.
I love to meet new people ... |
I love to meet new people...as long as it's only pictures of them!
She has a beautiful body... |
She has a beautiful body ... and she'll be the first to tell you that.
I am looking forward to work tomorrow .... |
I am looking forward to work tomorrow ... which, thank heavens, never comes.
I love hot temperatures ... |
I love hot temperatures ...it prepares me for what's to come if I don't behave myself!
I always do the right thing... |
I always do the right thing... at the wrong time!
Well don't you just smell......... |
Well don't you just smell.........like a bouquet of roses-four days AFTER the funeral!
If you don't learn about life now... |
If you don't learn about life now... try, try AGAIN!
If she likes it............. |
If she likes it.............she MUST be doing it with someone besides me!
I enjoy all types of sex... |
I enjoy all types of sex... even sex with you!
OK, open wide and say............ |
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