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...that's only slightly bent. ;)
You smell like a bed of roses... |
You smell like a bed of roses ... recently fertilized. :yikes:
You remind me of a long lost relative ... |
...of course, there's a reason why I lost that relative.
Life is like a box of chocolates... |
Life is like a box of chocolates...until it shows up on your already too big hips!
Summer storms make for a great..... |
Summer storms make for a great ... picnic experience.
Shy, but naked, ... |
...is the place to be!
I never drink alcohol.... |
... except in big gulps or through straws. :yikes:
Tomorrow is always the best time ... |
....for something you've been putting off since last month.
Preventative car maintenance is.... |
Preventative car maintenance is ... is especially helpful if you only knew what to prevent.
A kiss is worth ... |
...nothing if the kiss-ee slobbers
A bird in the hand is worth... |
A bird in the hand is worth... nothing....... but a hand in your bush is priceless
Rainy days like Sundays....... |
....make you realize why God needed to rest on the 7th day
Sleeping like a baby is over-rated... |
Sleeping like a baby is overrated espcially when you have a diaper full of shit an empty bottle and jammys that cover your hands so you cant grasp anything.
Do yourself and the world a favor |
Do yourself and the world a favor....become a lesbian. ;)
Exercise is good for your health... |
Exercise is good for your health, ... it keeps several chiropractors and doctors gainfully employed.
There's nothing like a paycheck ... |
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