Yeah, you'd think she expected me to talk to her or something!

Exxon only made a profit of $36 billion last year.

Like how she is so sure I will be ok as long as I follow her every word of advice.


I enjoy filling out form after form of legal documents.

Especially when you know most of them exist only to keep the clerks busy until their coffee breaks.

I hate nudity.

especially the kind that arrives in my email box;)


Absence makes the heart grow fonder

Oh sure, staying away from tax forms for a year sure made me love it this year!

Camping is so erotic.

especially the fireant bites on my ass from adventure sex


The bigger they are the harder they fall

The bigger they are the harder they fall ... and the tighter the fit. :eek:

A rose by any other name ...

Bumpity bump bump bump.

a rose by any other name...is still a freaking shitty smelling rose


A stitch in time....

A stitch in time ... is no way to mend a clock.

We the people ...

We the people ...SUCK!!!

Give us your poor,your tired.......

Give us your poor,your tired ... moderators who don't actually come in and "edit" an entry they meant only to quote from. :(

(I'm sorry, osuche. I wash shocked to see your post change ... and felt bad when I realized I'd accidently done it. :( DB)

I dream of Genie ...

I dream of Genie ... with her light, sensitive touch and warm juicy lips ...

Now is the time ...

no its not

are you ever going to fix that

Are you ever going to fix that ... before it breaks and needs repair. :rolleyes2

You're as sharp as a tack ...