Sex is just about the dullest activity of any ...so dull, in fact, that just thinking about it makes me want to take a nap.


I so adore bubble baths....

I so adore bubble baths .... because they help conceal the ring around the tub.

I try to avoid fatty foods ...

I try to avoid fatty foods .... and they never find my belly

I am so looking forward to my next doctor's appointment ...

....after all, it's the only action I get every year! :D

I especially love the gynecologist...

cause nothing says comfort like waiting 40 minutes with only a paper towel on my legs.

i can't wait for the next election...

... so we can vote in a new group of leaders (don't we just love change?)

I will most likely say no to my S/O the next time they want to snuggle because ...

I will most likely say no to my S/O the next time they want to snuggle because ... it's a sin to waste time when we can just get right at it.

My S/O just told me not to expect to get lucky tonight ...

OOOOHHHHHH Yeah....same as it ever was....
"Your not gettin any honey"...like clockwork...9:10pm every freakin night

My s/o really loves it when I wake her at 3 am for sex

My s/o really loves it when I wake her at 3 am for sex...so I said, "Would you rather I wake you at 3 a.m. to do this year's income taxes?"

My favorite vacation retreat is Siberia...

Siberia...a veritable winter fuckin wonderland....can't get enough of that Siberia

Cancun blows

Sure, who would ever want to go to a sunny, warm beach where women are running around in skimpy bikinis. YUCK!!!!!

Two weeks of SuperBowl hype is just sooooooo exciting!

Absolutely, in fact I wish it were 3 weeks long....the stories are so interesting and unique,I just can't get enough

I really need some more info on the Bus

What? You'd rather be hearing about Terrell Owens?

I sure like the warnings for medications that are given during TV commercials.

I love those warnings for medications. It really makes me want to dump all my money on something that will give me hair loss and a hump on my back.


Living with a teenager is such a joy.

Oh yes,especially when they get an attitude...don't ya just wanna grab 'em and give em a big hug....they're so cute in their teens

I wish my mother would ask me a few more questions when she calls me.