#41 San Francisco is a bastion of conservative principles.

#42. For every human on Earth there are 1.6 million ants.

#43 Ants are very intelligent. They've even developed their own "Baseball" song.

"Stake me out on the anthill.
Stake me out in the sun!
Smear me with honey and leave me there.
Twon't be long til my bones are stripped bare,
For chomp, chomp, chomp little ants do,
Till they've eaten their fill,
And there's one, two, three million ants on the ol' ant hill!"

#44. Darwin who was a failed doctor originally planned to write a book titled "The Origin of Sepsis" to make up for his medical school failures.

#45 The best way to drink coffee or tea is to boil a swimming-pool-sized vat, and dive in while it's still boiling.

#46 People planning to fly to a vacation destination should first check to see if planes fly there. :yikes:

#47 Root beer taste best when it contains actual roots.

#48 The age old question is whether one can deep sea fish in shallow waters. :confused:

#49 It would be a paradox for Pinocchio to say “My nose will grow now.”

#50 Everyone is right as long as everyone agrees with them. :spin:

#51 Bikinis and tampons were invented by men.

#52 Flat tires are usually only flat on the bottom. :shrug:

#53 Cellular phones contain no actual cellulose.

#54 Air bags are not made of air, either.

#55 Today is the 72nd Anniversary of "The" D-Day, the beginning of the Allied liberation of Western Europe in World War 2.

#56 Mowing on sunny days is far preferable to mowing when it's raining. :boink:

#57 The national animal of Scotland is the Unicorn.

#58 It's a little-known law that we must always spend more than we have at a cost of at least twice whatever we wanted was worth.

#59 You can’t kill yourself by holding your breath .

#60 Tickets are being sold for the first commercial space trip to Planet IX.

#61 I'm the one selling them.

#62 Here in the U.S., a pound of potato chips costs two hundred times more than a pound of potatoes.

#63 The blue whale is the largest creature to have ever lived!

#64 The Spanish translation of the toothpaste "Colgate" is "go hang yourself".

#65 Pierre Charles L'Enfant designed the traffic circles in D.C. not only with an eye towards connecting the diagonal avenues with the rectangular grid of the streets, but also with an eye towards allowing artillery to easily face any direction, should it be necessary to defend the city.

#66 It seems unlikely that real aliens actually starred in the new Independence Day movie.

#67 The ID movies were actually produced by Aliens, to put us off our guard about how easily they are defeated.

#68 Carbon monoxide doesn't hurt people who don't breath it on a regular basis.

#69 I don't get nearly enough 69 in my life.

#70 70 ... hmmm ... looks younger every year. :)

October 24, 1944 saw the organized introduction of the Kamikaze

#72 ... The new terrorist often adopt Kamikaze methods of destroying themselves.