when you poke yourself in the eye with his cock.
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Sex is only funny when your hair wraps itself around his cock and you can't get it to un-stick.
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Sex is only funny when the phone rings and it's one of your kids who needs to talk to you. :(
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Sex is only funny when your partner, who is an atheist, keeps shouting "Oh God!!!"
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Sexy is olny funny when she pokes you in the eye with her nipple.
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Sex is only funny when you're having a wild, erotic dream only to wake up and find out you're hugging your pillow. :(
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Sex is only funny when both you and your partner have healthy senses of humor
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Sexy is only funny when you're in the middle of lovemaking and your cat hops up to see you. :)
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when you call it "the old poke and tickle".
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Sex is only funny when the dog trys to bite you because he thinks your hurting her (true story)
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Sex is only funny when you both fall asleep while making love.
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funny if I'm on top and lose my balance :rolleyes:
fun if you can be loud as you want without worrying hehe |
Sex is only funny when you try to learn a new language during the act
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when you realize the orgasmic noises comming from your mouth sound exacictally like the noises comming from the baby monitor.
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Sex is only funny when you turn the light on and are surprised by who you're with. :eek:
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:yikes: ^^^ :D
sex is only funny when you turn on the light and are surprised cause you're with... ...out a partner. :D |
Sex is only funny when you have to sleep in the wet spot left in the bed
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when you're not having it :(
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Sex is only funny when you're thinking everything is getting seriously amorous :x: and sexy :lust: and close to wild .... and then your so/spouse asks if you'd like some popcorn. :corn:
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Sex is only funny when you realize you'removing 2400 miles so you can get some. :D
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Sex is only funny when you start to masturbate and can't get yourself interested. :eek:
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sex is only funny when my hand falls asleep
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Sex is only funny when you're completely trusting
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Sex is only funny when the dog bites you on the ass because he thinks your hurting her (True Story)
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Sex is only funny...when you slip in the shower and she falls ontop of you... (True Story, I'm a klutz I know...Godamn Irish Spring....)
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Quote:
:yikes: Too funny! |
Sex is only funny when body cavities make extraneous noises. <blush>
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Sex is only funny when you're fully engaged and the cat jumps up beside you and starts meowing for a treat.
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Sex is only funny when using extra lube and you slip and slide everywhere
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Sex is only funny when you're both so exhausted that you've been *talking* about it for 3 days, but neither one of you finds the energy to initiate.
(true story) :D |
Sex is only funny when the phone rings just as it's ready to happen. :(
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* BUMP *
Sex is only funny when you hear, "Am I interrupting something?" |
Sex is only funny when the cat settles on your tummy while you're receiving oral.
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Sex is only funny when you hear a knock on the steamed up car windows.
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Sex is only funny when you're fucking each other in your sleep. (For 4 hours and a few position changes!)
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Sex is only funny when, at the moment of climax, lightning strikes and the thunder booms.
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You?
No, sex is only funny when it happens to the people you're watching. |
Sex is only funny when we're the one's you're watching.
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Sex is only funny when you wake up and realize it was only a dream.
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Sex is only funny when you've had it recently enough to remember what it's like :boohoo:
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