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wyndhy 11-10-2004 02:10 PM

when you poke yourself in the eye with his cock.

osuche 11-11-2004 03:45 PM

Sex is only funny when your hair wraps itself around his cock and you can't get it to un-stick.

dicksbro 11-11-2004 04:26 PM

Sex is only funny when the phone rings and it's one of your kids who needs to talk to you. :(

osuche 11-12-2004 12:51 PM

Sex is only funny when your partner, who is an atheist, keeps shouting "Oh God!!!"

Studmuffin69 11-14-2004 06:43 AM

Sexy is olny funny when she pokes you in the eye with her nipple.

dicksbro 11-14-2004 11:15 AM

Sex is only funny when you're having a wild, erotic dream only to wake up and find out you're hugging your pillow. :(

osuche 11-14-2004 11:17 AM

Sex is only funny when both you and your partner have healthy senses of humor

dicksbro 11-14-2004 12:05 PM

Sexy is only funny when you're in the middle of lovemaking and your cat hops up to see you. :)

wyndhy 11-14-2004 01:53 PM

when you call it "the old poke and tickle".

Studmuffin69 11-14-2004 02:51 PM

Sex is only funny when the dog trys to bite you because he thinks your hurting her (true story)

dicksbro 11-15-2004 04:50 AM

Sex is only funny when you both fall asleep while making love.

OzKristin 11-15-2004 09:45 AM

funny if I'm on top and lose my balance :rolleyes:

fun if you can be loud as you want without worrying


hehe

osuche 11-15-2004 05:25 PM

Sex is only funny when you try to learn a new language during the act

wyndhy 11-15-2004 09:36 PM

when you realize the orgasmic noises comming from your mouth sound exacictally like the noises comming from the baby monitor.

dicksbro 12-03-2004 04:16 AM

Sex is only funny when you turn the light on and are surprised by who you're with. :eek:

wyndhy 02-21-2005 10:22 PM

:yikes: ^^^ :D

sex is only funny when you turn on the light and are surprised cause you're with...













...out a partner. :D

mannis 02-21-2005 11:11 PM

Sex is only funny when you have to sleep in the wet spot left in the bed

imaginewithme 03-30-2005 11:44 PM

when you're not having it :(

dicksbro 03-31-2005 11:35 AM

Sex is only funny when you're thinking everything is getting seriously amorous :x: and sexy :lust: and close to wild .... and then your so/spouse asks if you'd like some popcorn. :corn:

:(

osuche 04-17-2005 09:08 AM

Sex is only funny when you realize you'removing 2400 miles so you can get some. :D

dicksbro 05-05-2005 07:58 PM

Sex is only funny when you start to masturbate and can't get yourself interested. :eek:

Winston77 05-07-2005 08:09 AM

sex is only funny when my hand falls asleep

Cindy Kim 05-18-2005 12:26 PM

Sex is only funny when you're completely trusting

Studmuffin69 08-21-2005 08:48 PM

Sex is only funny when the dog bites you on the ass because he thinks your hurting her (True Story)

ThirteenthStep 08-21-2005 09:02 PM

Sex is only funny...when you slip in the shower and she falls ontop of you... (True Story, I'm a klutz I know...Godamn Irish Spring....)

bare4you 08-21-2005 09:20 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by dicksbro
Sex is only funny when you start to masturbate and can't get yourself interested. :eek:


:yikes: Too funny!

osuche 08-22-2005 12:55 AM

Sex is only funny when body cavities make extraneous noises. <blush>

dicksbro 08-22-2005 01:00 AM

Sex is only funny when you're fully engaged and the cat jumps up beside you and starts meowing for a treat.

Bluetigertone 08-22-2005 06:44 AM

Sex is only funny when using extra lube and you slip and slide everywhere

osuche 09-05-2005 12:10 PM

Sex is only funny when you're both so exhausted that you've been *talking* about it for 3 days, but neither one of you finds the energy to initiate.

(true story) :D

dicksbro 09-20-2005 03:46 AM

Sex is only funny when the phone rings just as it's ready to happen. :(

dicksbro 12-07-2008 06:15 AM

* BUMP *

Sex is only funny when you hear, "Am I interrupting something?"

pinkFlames 12-07-2008 07:36 AM

Sex is only funny when the cat settles on your tummy while you're receiving oral.

dicksbro 12-07-2008 07:52 AM

Sex is only funny when you hear a knock on the steamed up car windows.

pinkFlames 12-08-2008 05:06 AM

Sex is only funny when you're fucking each other in your sleep. (For 4 hours and a few position changes!)

dicksbro 12-11-2008 06:23 AM

Sex is only funny when, at the moment of climax, lightning strikes and the thunder booms.

gekkogecko 12-11-2008 10:37 AM

You?

No, sex is only funny when it happens to the people you're watching.

pinkFlames 12-12-2008 03:40 AM

Sex is only funny when we're the one's you're watching.

dicksbro 12-12-2008 05:30 AM

Sex is only funny when you wake up and realize it was only a dream.

FlirtWithMe 12-13-2008 07:39 AM

Sex is only funny when you've had it recently enough to remember what it's like :boohoo:


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