What are you, an exhibitionist or something?

I love long drives.

MOre than 15 minutes is just a waste of time and fuel and isnt worth doing.

Sex is worth working for.

A long drive off a short pier... Don't forget to write!


I love when my nipples are erect

Only if you get paid.

I enjoy playing on Pixies more than doing my job.

WORKING? I didn't think we were suppose to use foul language in our posts.

Happy is as happy does.

And happy does nothing, I suppose?

Like working?

Who wouldn't like working my ass off, getting no respect, and having nothing to show for it? What a trip!


[Thanks, STO for coming up with this game...lmao]


Isn't plane travel a joy these days?

Yes, I enjoy it as much as I'd enjoy giving myself a C-section.


Gambling is so fun!

Nothing sweeter than working hard for the money and then pissing it away.

Oh no, is it Friday evening?

As if I'd know what the hell to do with it!



Doesn't an accordian make just the most beautiful music?

Sounds as divine as angels playing harmonicas.


Like making love to a German?

Not touching that one.
Like making love?

About as much as I enjoy getting my teeth pulled.

Enjoy meeting new people?

As much as one can revel in dullards.

Enjoy leaving people?

It's second only to meeting people on my list of pleasures.

Enjoy giving as good as you get?

Only if I am sleepwalking.

Ever met your match?

Do you see one who can hang with me now?????? And YES I AM "all that"

Would you have sex in the rain?:p

:o AND GET MY TUSH WET? :rolleyes:

Your dress is too long.

AFter all, anything that even partially covers your ass is far too long.


Your smile is beautiful

Ah geez, I KNEW you were gonna ask me for a loan.


Don't you just love walking along the beach?

Sure, central Illinois residents are always walking along the beach. Dang mud puddles.

Oh boy, payday is tomorrow!

Not me - no way! I would rather be tied up from a tree by my toenails!

OUCH!

Is anyone up for some oral sex?

Ohhhhhh! I'd rather have you rub my tongue with sandpaper!


Wow, this is sure a beautiful day!

Oh yeah, four in the morning and temperatures in the forties ... just doesn't get any better than that. :rolleyes:

It's sure be nice to win the lottery.

Yeah, and the government takes 60% and you get sued for the remaining 40.


I think I'll give up smoking today.

Yeah, right after I save the world from certain destruction.


Going back to school is easy

Just like getting un-pregnant.

Marriage is a breeze.

It sure is... the same kind of breeze as a hurricane... shall we get our kites?


The check is in the mail, honest.

..and I won't ____ in your mouth! Trick!

Relationships take no work at all.

Right, and newborn babies always sleep 4 hours at a time


You can't get pregnant the first time you have sex

...and the Pope is not catholic!


I love verbal abuse...

So do I, my self esteem is unshakable


I love to cook and clean after working all day

...as much as I enjoy washing laundry and folding on a beautiful weekend.


I really enjoy acrimony and constant personal criticism...

me too.. it makes me feel warm and fuzzy all over (makes my nipples hard too *weg*)


I love the smell when I take of my shoes after a long day

Yeah, that's ok, I guess. Personally, I prefer the aroma of dirty laundry that was crammed in the hamper a week ago while it was damp....

I really enjoy showering as the washing machine is turned on and the toilet is flushed simultaneously.

Yeah, the brisk water really perks me up.

Eating about 5000 calories a day is a wonderful idea...

Yeah, I love seeing my belly grow.

Bills rock! I wish I had more!

That way I could really get more enjoyment out of bounced check fees.

My biological clock is ticking...

So, where's the blasted snooze alarm?

Sure wish the car would act up.

Yeah, the mechanic and I have a frequent visitor program.

Can't wait to go on another business trip...