Guilty. And, WI...how exactly do guys fake an orgasm????
(learning new skills daily here at Pixies) Have you ever dreamed about having sex with a co-worker, while sitting in a meeting with them? |
Guilty but god she's sexy!!!
Have you ever farted and blaimed someone else? |
yes i always blame the dog
have you ever pissed your pants |
Oh, I'm sure I did as a toddler. :)
Have you ever skipped a meal rather than eat what was offered? |
Guilty - I hate cabbage cooked so I qwent for as KFC.
Have you ever tried to leave a Restaurant without paying either the full bill or for something on the bill? |
Nope.
Have you ever been walking in a crowd, and dashed into a corner with your S/O for a quickie...ahem, I mean kiss! ? |
Yes...and yes.
Have you ever snogged a stranger at a pub? |
Guilty... although it was in the parking lot of the pub... does that count?
Have you ever merged to quickly when entering the freeway? (Crossing the gore line.) |
I don't think I've done it too quickly - I can be quite graceful with my merging though.
Have you ever given someone the finger in traffic? |
Yes, and they so much deserved it!
Have you ever been rude to a telephone solicitor? |
yes I just hang up on them
have you ever helped get someone so drunk they puked |
Guilty. Rude in a curt fashion - "sorry, not interested" and hang up.
Have you ever slammed the door on someone? |
Guilty on Booger AND Stephs account.
Have you ever used a childs toy for sexual pleasure? |
innocent but I do have a funny " bumble ball" story
Have you driven with an open container? |
Open container of what?
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most states in US have "open container" laws...can't drive with a container with alcohol that has been opened
Have you ever not followed through on a bet? |
Hell, yep.
They say go and bash your head against a brick wall if you've been dumb - done it...? |
Um...NO. Sounds like a guy thing. WOmen dislike bruises, unless gained while having fun.
Ever dreamt of killing your boss? |
Every day & night. ;)
Ever told some foreigner to fuck/piss (etc) off and then walked away, so they're confused? |
Innocent - But in Austria, I talked to a drunk for a half hour before he stumbled off. To this day, the only thing I can be sure we agreed upon was that not everyone from America speaks english as well as I do. BTW...he was referring to southerners! ha ha
Have you ever turned left on red? |
guilty but really innocent ...cause it's onto a one way...do it everyday
Have you ever had sex with while under the influence of laughing gas? |
Innocent......................but willing to try it ;)
Have you ever accidentally hit someone elses car whilst parking and done a tiny bit of damage, but once realising nobody seen you driven off with out leaving contact details? |
Never, but regretted that I had not, the last time I fessed up.
Have you ever wished you had had less integrity? |
Actually, no...sometimes I wish I had more. But then again, I have high standards.
Have you ever forgotten someones name and reintroduced yourself? |
Yes, too many times to count. No point in not only looking stupid but being stupid.
Have you ever had sex while under the influence of acid? |
Once, but I was young and stupid. ABout 13, to be exact.
You? ((are you considering picking up a new pastime?)) |
A few times. Yes, like you, it has been a very long time ago. Yes, I am considering a new pastime and you can help.
Have you ever cheated? |
Is it cheating if there are no rules against it?
Nolo contendere Have you ever encouraged your S/O to cheat? |
Did that about three weeks ago. It was said in anger and I meant it at the time. No, she has not.
Have you ever helped your S/O to cheat? |
Yes. Not sure if he went through with it though. I never asked.
Would you tell the truth? |
Yes.
You? |
Yes. Damn, I hate it...but yes.
Would you do it anyway? :D |
When you put it like that, how can I refuse?
Would you enjoy it? |
Guilty. I am certain I would.
Have you ever planned out an evening? |
Oh yes.
Have you ever kept to the plan? |
Guilty.
Have you ever planned it down to the clothes she would wear? |
Yes.......or not wear................or both.
Have you ever been totally submissive? |
Not guilty. But I'm intrigued by the idea.
Have you ever been tied up? |
Yes, it was very frustrating!
Have you? |
Yes. It was exciting
Have you ever been blindfolded? |
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