Reality: n., an abstract idea, impossible for anyone to understand .

Masturbation: How a person alone can look in a mirror and enjoy an intimate relationship with someone they really care about.

Yankee: A person who's been jerked around.

Virginia: Canadian girl who has never had intercourse.

Software upgrade: n. , a packet of code suitably modified from a pre-existing packet, intended to ensure the software no longer works correctly.

Blowjob: Hiring someone to replace a fan.

Truth...the actual facts

Fellatio: When a guy named Tio falls over.

LMAO=laughing my ass off

@db

Franz Liszt: What Franz takes with him when he goes shopping.

good one jseal....

:eew: when someone or something is icky :rofl:

Lies: Government communications to the people on any subject of importance. Stands for Layered In Enema Secretions. :boink:

OMG dicksbro..... :tongue: lol

LOL=laughing out loud






:roflmao:

Soon: Another way to say, "I don't know."

fine....oh oh your in trouble