Make a real Cuban do what, wonders the lizard of the dominatrix?

you know, oooze gooey stuff ;)

Do you really have to ask? :p

Oh, and these all sound fantastic:

Veggie Rueben- sauerkraut, thousand island dressing and swiss on whole grain bread instead of rye

Turkey, artichokes, sundried tomato, aioli, provolone, and fried onions on whole grain

Tomato sauce, provolone, pepperoni, romano cheese on french bread

Turkey, bacon, cheddar & aioli on french