when the inflatable doll pops.

... when the bottle of baby oil spills.

when you lick the whipped cream and realize it's gone off.

... when the alarm goes off and your orgasm happen at the same time.

when your partner mistakes a leg cramp for enthusiasm.

When you accidentally use shampoo rather than massafge oil to give him a back rub....it was dark and I was obviously confused!!!

And he was invogorated...with no split ends! :D


Sex is also quite funny when you are on the cusp of a climax and the god damn cat jumps up onto the bed. :yikes:

Sex is funny, when at a party, you discover a couple has sneaked into a corner and is doing it. :sex:

...and plays the "find the hands" game while *most* of your S/O's hand is stuck up your "tunnel of love"

LMAO. True story. Kitty was puzzled why Daddy wouldn't pet her. :rolleyes:


(((he was already petting a kitty. :D )))

That is really funny...

Sex is really funny if you are watching a porno..and you all cum at the same time... :hump:

I don't know about sex...but the next time I listen to Bruce Springsteen it's gonna be funny. ha ha

when you roll off the bed and hit your head on the night stand. (true story) :( :dizzy:

Sex is only funny when you get interrupted right in the middle.....by the handyman who has an extra key. :yikes:

when you hear a door creak and the pitter patter of little feet down the hall! Thank God for locks!!!

When the dog licks your ass and you think its her.