hate it....all slick and slippery...bleh yuck!


Like hair pulling?

Oh, whatever... it took me 10 years to get it this long and now you want to rip it out?

Mind if I lick your pussy for an hour straight?

Yeah, like you think you could do that with a guy?

Is it already afternoon?

No, it's 4 a.m., DB time!

Why do you hate Pixies so much?

Don't you hate the thought of reading some silly stuff and then trying to top it with more silly stuff. :rolleyes:

Let's snack on snails.

I hate that lusty all over feeling makes me icky

Anyone for a hard cock?

What the hell does a rooster have to do with anything??


The smell of a freshly showered body, what does it do for you?

Gags me! Almost as much as fresh flowers!

Is communication in the bedroom important?

Da' bitch just needs to shut up and take it anyway I give it.

Her licking before ya doin the stickin works for me.

"Eeeew! You're gonna put your mouth where?"

Most vaginas are...

Most vaginas are fit for only one thing...baby birthing. Ya know that's all I've used mine for.

Like being dominated?

Nah..I like it like cleaning up the bathroom...

to keep it going....


Do you like having yours licked?

About as much as I like having it poked:rolleyes:




I heard you like flavored lube....