I'll show you major diappointment!

Show me a glitzy dress

...and I'll show you a girl that likes to play dress-up.

Show me a karaoke singer...

and I'll show you undiscovered talent!

Show me a restless man.

and I'll show you every man at Pixies!

Show me a hot, steamy, bath!:)

...and I'll show you someone playing in the bubbles. :)

Show me an avid reader...

.....and I will show you a fucking know it all!


Show me a happy organ......

...and I'll show you a someone with a smile on their face:D

Show me a white, sandy beach...

and I'll show you some sandy buns

show me a drunk woman

...and I'll show you a gal ready to play strip karaoke.

Show me a person with a full stomach...

.....And I will show you an empty toilet paper roll and a stinky bathroom the next morning!! :eek: ;)


Show me a loveless marriage....

and I'll show you an old man with lots of money

show me a naked pixie

...and I'll show you a happy Pixie on the other end of the web cam.

Show me a woman who means business...

...and I'll show you a woman with a cat o nine tails!!

Show me a wet spot on the linen...

..and I will show you some sexy firemen trying to put it out! :D


Show me a day without an orgasm.....