when the inflatable doll pops.
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... when the bottle of baby oil spills.
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when you lick the whipped cream and realize it's gone off.
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... when the alarm goes off and your orgasm happen at the same time.
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when your partner mistakes a leg cramp for enthusiasm.
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When you accidentally use shampoo rather than massafge oil to give him a back rub....it was dark and I was obviously confused!!!
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And he was invogorated...with no split ends! :D Sex is also quite funny when you are on the cusp of a climax and the god damn cat jumps up onto the bed. :yikes: |
Sex is funny, when at a party, you discover a couple has sneaked into a corner and is doing it. :sex:
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...and plays the "find the hands" game while *most* of your S/O's hand is stuck up your "tunnel of love" LMAO. True story. Kitty was puzzled why Daddy wouldn't pet her. :rolleyes: (((he was already petting a kitty. :D ))) |
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That is really funny... Sex is really funny if you are watching a porno..and you all cum at the same time... :hump: |
I don't know about sex...but the next time I listen to Bruce Springsteen it's gonna be funny. ha ha
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when you roll off the bed and hit your head on the night stand. (true story) :( :dizzy:
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Sex is only funny when you get interrupted right in the middle.....by the handyman who has an extra key. :yikes:
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when you hear a door creak and the pitter patter of little feet down the hall! Thank God for locks!!!
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When the dog licks your ass and you think its her.
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