....after all, it's not like I need the money for anything else!
The gas in this area is cheap.... |
...like I can afford a second mortgage for this month's gas bill!
I just love eating at McDonalds... |
....because all those McCalories are my friends!
I love the high gas prices.... |
I love the high gas prices ... they make buying those bottles of water seem like a good deal.
I love getting cars worked on ... |
I love getting cars worked on ...because I love putting the repairman's kids through dental school.
I love going to the dentist... |
...because they have the best flavors of everything!
If I was a genie..... |
If I was a genie.....like hell I'd ONLY want you to rub my lamp.
Oh my, could it be that Amtrack is late? |
Oh my, could it be that Amtrack is late or are all the clocks just running fast?
I love facing problems in the early morning ... |
I love facing problems in the early morning ... cause I am so happy to be awake!
Don't you love being woke up by the dogs barking every morning at 5am? |
I knew I bought that slingshot for some reason.
Don't you like the way he eats everything on his plate? |
Don't you like the way he eats everything on his plate ... like the knife, fork and spoon?
Don't you love it when someone farts in an elevator? |
i love smelling some else's anal vapor as much as i love drinking from my toilet!
I love it when i laff so hard that i snort |
I love it when i laff so hard that i snort because it can disguise all those other noises I'm making.
Running out of gas is neat ... |
Running out of gas is neat when you are on a busy street and everyone wants to stop and help you
I always stop to help someone with a broken car because |
I always stop to help someone with a broken car because ... the thrill of finding a thief is too much to pass up.
Sex is just about the dullest activity of any ... |
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