Nope. Although I have talked to someone on the phone while having sex.

Ever christened your boss' desk?

Nope, couldn't get on it if I tried.

You?

:D

I plead the 5th

Ever had a fantasy about your boss?

pant...pant...wow!!!!!
NO NOT MY BOSS --uugggg yuck...no thanks...yikes!

Ever wonder if someone at work "wants you"?

Yep. He's cute and has a French accent...and I want his bod. :D

Ever undressed someone with your eyes?

Just about every day...hehe

Ever watched yourself undress slowly in front of a mirror?

Nope...they've always made it perfectly clear.

Actually, once I boinked my boss though. It was so good I married her.


Oops...too slow. Um, NO! I'm not sexy enough to watch undressing!


Have you ever gone through the garbage looking for something you threw out?

Yes.

You? and what was it?

Yes and it was a receipt to return something.

Have you ever hated the taste of the food you ordered and complained?

Guilty, but when I worked in a restaraunt I expected customers to do the same... why pay for a meal that you hate!

Ever complained to management about service that you received somewhere?

Yes. Absolutely ~ and I expect them to fix it if I am a good customer

Ever wanted to run/manage a service business (restaurant, coffee shop, etc)?

Guilty. That would be why my major is Business management! LOL

Have you ever wanted to start you own business?

Not guilty, but I'd love to go someday. Especially love studying ancient Egypt.

Do you make your own business cards on your computer?

No, I don't think so. Romantically, I love my wife. Always have. Love a lot of other people ... kids, family and friends ... but not romantically. Of course there are always those fantasy feelings of excitement ... :D :D

Do you?

Guilty ... more so as I get older. :)

I love the spring.

Guilty ... Pixies

I have a need for an oil change (in my car :))

Guilty, but I have one scheduled for Thursday

I have a crush

Guilty ... have had for 43 years now. :)

I love joking around.

Guilty!!!

I love watching movies with my kids!

Used to be guilty ... now that they've gotten older ... less guilty. :)

I love seeing my kids happy.

guilty

anyone else feel that way?

Guilty

I'd love to be rich enough to bring us all together for a real celebration.

guilty

I'd love to be comfortable in my lifetime

Guilty! Financial comfort is one of the things that drove me back to college.

I agree that getting us all together would be great!

Have you ever wanted something so bad you could just taste it?

No.

Have you?

No.


Have you ever dreamt of moving to a deserted island to get away from life?

GUILTY ---- too often too.

You have recently watched porn.

Not guilty

You recently did something for a friend

True

You recently had a long conversation with a friend

Guilty

You've recently emailed a friend

Pretty much guilty since breakfast

You're getting about due for something to eat.

True


The phone woke me up