Ed was eaten by Edith for entertainment literally everywhere.

I say it was Fred ferociously finger-fucking Freida in the front room on Friday.

No No No.. it was KingMinotaur kicking the kike in the kitchenette

Nay! It was Lanky Leonard lasciviously licking luscious Lucy in the Library.

Nope....Marvelous Mary mouthed moany Marcy's muff in the monistary.

Natalie nabbed Ned's nob in the nursery, naturally.

Of course, it was Omar oppressing Ophelia against the oven door.

Paul's penis probed Penny's precious privates in the pink pantry.

Queenie's quantifiable queefs quashed questions.

Raunchy Riley really reamed Rita's rear in the rest room.

Sexy Sally sullied stupendous Sam's snake.

Timid Tom tenderly touched Tanya's tush in the theatre.

Ulanda urged Unther into upping his undies in the university ((okay it sucked but it's "U"))

Voluptuous Velma vamped for Vern, who violently vacked off :)

Wild Walter was wanking it all alone in the warehouse.