Not guilty unless they tickle. :)

Do you put your right sock on before your left?

I am a left 1st...I think.

Do you have a very set way of doing things in the morning?

Yes and no. I do all the typical stuff -- pee, brush teeth, shower, get dressed. Then it changes.

How much time do you need to get ready in the morning?

Guilty, I guess...15 minutes... (you need to stay on topic of the thread like I always do ;) )

You have had sexual relations in the last 24 hours

Ahhhh...tryng to decipher the riddle... :D

If you mean my vagina being penetrated, Not Guilty.

The person below me is puzzled

Guilty, but can be put back together easily

The person below me is smiling

VERY guilty

Ever told someone something you knew would excite them?

guilty

you?

No :p

Ever lied in Smut games?

I joke a lot ... but lie ... not guilty.

Ever try to comfort a crying child that wasn't yours?

guilty

ever wish someone else's well behaved child was yours?

Not guilty. With seven already ... you've got to be kidding. :D :D

Ever wish your kids were living up to the potential you believe they have?

I don't have kids, so I can't say for sure...but I think I would wish that. Guilty

Never know, though...*my* mom wishes I'd stop and smell the roses more often!

Ever wish you could re-do the last six months of your life?

Not guilty, I'm pretty darned happy with the last 6 months!

Ever wish someone elses kids were as well behaved as yours?

guilty...I hate kids who are not well behaved...

Ever wish you didn't have kids?

Not once in 13 years!!! (could have done without being pregnant though!)

Ever wish you could climb inside someone else's head?

Guilty ..all the time...

Do you hate it when some one gets inside your head?

guilty

do you wonder some days why you even bothered to get up?

Guilty...especially since Pixies came into my life.

Are there days when you can't get enough of a friend?

guilty

are there times when you wish you could just hole yourself up with an old lover?

Yep. And I wouldn't have to drive very far to do it.

Ever wish you could just hole yourself up with a *new* lover?

Guilty..get tempeted all the time...

Do you ever think of someone else when you are making love with your s/o?

oh gosh......

Do you ever think of the opposite sex during sex wiht your s/o?

Guilty

Ever wish you could run away?

Not guilty.

Have you ever spent money you shouldn't have?

Not guilty.

Would you want to?

Guilty- Need a new house just for books, guns and music.

Do you remember the days before eletronic devices took over the world?

yep

ever wonder how we got along without them?

Not guilty

Ever camped out in the wilderness for a week and enjoyed it?

Yes. I love being outdoors. It's too rough to do it with kids though. And if the river ran a little warmer then the bathing would've been a little more comfortable!


Have you ever climbed a mountain?

Guilty...unfortunately...I am surprised I am still alive to tell about it....

Have you ever gotten "dirty" in a public jacuzzi

Not Guilty. Have one at home to do that in

Ever smutted during a conference call?

Not guilty.

YOU?

Yep :D

Ever had sex at the office?

Not my current office, but yes, my old job I did----UNLESS you're asking about by myself...hehehe

Ever had phone sex while at the office?