Not guilty unless they tickle. :)
Do you put your right sock on before your left? |
I am a left 1st...I think.
Do you have a very set way of doing things in the morning? |
Yes and no. I do all the typical stuff -- pee, brush teeth, shower, get dressed. Then it changes.
How much time do you need to get ready in the morning? |
Guilty, I guess...15 minutes... (you need to stay on topic of the thread like I always do ;) )
You have had sexual relations in the last 24 hours |
Ahhhh...tryng to decipher the riddle... :D
If you mean my vagina being penetrated, Not Guilty. The person below me is puzzled |
Guilty, but can be put back together easily
The person below me is smiling |
VERY guilty
Ever told someone something you knew would excite them? |
guilty
you? |
No :p
Ever lied in Smut games? |
I joke a lot ... but lie ... not guilty.
Ever try to comfort a crying child that wasn't yours? |
guilty
ever wish someone else's well behaved child was yours? |
Not guilty. With seven already ... you've got to be kidding. :D :D
Ever wish your kids were living up to the potential you believe they have? |
I don't have kids, so I can't say for sure...but I think I would wish that. Guilty
Never know, though...*my* mom wishes I'd stop and smell the roses more often! Ever wish you could re-do the last six months of your life? |
Not guilty, I'm pretty darned happy with the last 6 months!
Ever wish someone elses kids were as well behaved as yours? |
guilty...I hate kids who are not well behaved...
Ever wish you didn't have kids? |
Not once in 13 years!!! (could have done without being pregnant though!)
Ever wish you could climb inside someone else's head? |
Guilty ..all the time...
Do you hate it when some one gets inside your head? |
guilty
do you wonder some days why you even bothered to get up? |
Guilty
Are there days you dont wanna go to sleep? |
Guilty...especially since Pixies came into my life.
Are there days when you can't get enough of a friend? |
guilty
are there times when you wish you could just hole yourself up with an old lover? |
Yep. And I wouldn't have to drive very far to do it.
Ever wish you could just hole yourself up with a *new* lover? |
Guilty..get tempeted all the time...
Do you ever think of someone else when you are making love with your s/o? |
oh gosh......
Do you ever think of the opposite sex during sex wiht your s/o? |
Not Guilty
Ever sat all day in front of your puter? |
Guilty
Ever wish you could run away? |
Guilty
Have you actually ever run away? |
Not guilty.
Have you ever spent money you shouldn't have? |
Guilty
Have you met anyone famous? |
Not guilty.
Would you want to? |
Guilty
Do you own a collection of some sort? |
Guilty- Need a new house just for books, guns and music.
Do you remember the days before eletronic devices took over the world? |
yep
ever wonder how we got along without them? |
Not guilty
Ever camped out in the wilderness for a week and enjoyed it? |
Yes. I love being outdoors. It's too rough to do it with kids though. And if the river ran a little warmer then the bathing would've been a little more comfortable!
Have you ever climbed a mountain? |
Guilty...unfortunately...I am surprised I am still alive to tell about it....
Have you ever gotten "dirty" in a public jacuzzi |
Not Guilty. Have one at home to do that in
Ever smutted during a conference call? |
Not guilty.
YOU? |
Yep :D
Ever had sex at the office? |
Not my current office, but yes, my old job I did----UNLESS you're asking about by myself...hehehe
Ever had phone sex while at the office? |
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