Not guilty.

Have you ever thought about being in an orgy?

guilty but only thought

have you ever wanted to be part of a threesome?

GUILTY!!!!!!I prostrate myself on the mercy of the court...PLEASE!!!!!!!

Have you ever looked in someone else's medicine cabinet?

guilty

have you ever made a pixies nude pic your wallpaper?

innocent:o finally :p my kids are always around.

Have you ever printed a story from here to use for inspiration?

not guilty....just read em for inspiration

have you ever used a story from here in your bedroom?

Not guilty ... but it sounds like a pretty good idea. :D

Have you ever written a sexy story?

Guilty

Ever had a secret crush?

not guilty, I'm terrible at keeping secrets!

Ever wanted to do something you knew you'd never really do?

Fantasy is wonderful.

Have you ever stayed up waaaaaay too late to get some work done?

Not guilty.

Have you ever made love in a park?

Guilty. On one, not in one :D

Ever made love on top of a washing machine?

Guilty... and very willing to do it again...

Ever had sex in front of other people?

Guilty.

Ever kissed your best friend's SO...in front of him/her?

Not guily.

You ordered bedroom toys on the internet

Guilty in the vast majority of cases. Did a couple of times up in rural Minnesota years ago and once stopped and took a family home whose car was frozen up on bitterly cold night on a lonely stretch of road.

I saw the preview for Shrek 2.

Innocent. Heck, I never even saw the original Shrek.

I eat icecream right out of the carton.

Not guilty.

I love country music.

Guilty. Although maybe not quite all ... like ""I Fell In A Pile Of You, And Got Love All Over Me." Just not real romantic! :D :D

I like a lot of different kinds of music.

Um...Not Guilty. But I try to avoid them

Ever put gum underneath a table and left it there?

Guilty when I was a kid. Wouldn't do that now.

Ever run out of gasoline in your car?

Guilty when I was a kid...but not now :p

Ever monitor gas prices and go to the cheapest station?

I do all of the time. Most of the pumps here in town watch each other and are consistent, but the one day a week I drive nearly 90 miles to work I play the gas game, trying to guess which town will have the cheapest. Sometimes I win and sometimes I don't. :)

Ever pretend you were asleep so that someone else would do the work?

Nope, and have no desire to, either.

Ever ridden an elephant? (My son did when he was two.) :)

Not guilty.

Ever play water polo?

not guilty.

Ever do something sexy 'cause you knew someone was watching you?

guilty

Would you ever flash yourself when you know the person couldn't do anything about it?

Um...yeah! :D

Have you ever teased someone while they were driving, when they couldn't do anything about it?

Now do I look like I would do that?


Have you ever thought of furniture as sex addins?

Yes.

You had sex on the hood of your car?

nope - you offering?

have you ever ever done it while your parents were in the house?

Not guilty...well wait aminute...when inlaws were in YES GUILTY

You made some sad today.

Can you repeat the question? I don't quite get it.....

Did you make someones day better today?

I tried... :D