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There's nothing like celibacy ...thousands of years of Catholicism have shown it to be fool proof.
I'm going to start balancing my checkbook like the government does. |
I'm going to start balancing my checkbook like the government does ... which is, well, it's, OMG ... how do they do that? :D
Supreme pizzas ... |
Supreme pizzas ... are my local pizza parlor's way of making sure they get premium prices!
That blonde sure likes to toss her hair. |
That blonde sure likes to toss her hair ... which is why a better glue was suggested.
Hardons are wonderful ... |
Hardons are wonderful...for diverting other kids attention away from the math problem you're fucking up on the chalkboard!
A fresh cup of coffee... |
A fresh cup of coffee... yeah more like the broth of Satan! hee hee
Chinese takeout |
Chinese takeout is good as long as you don't stare at the ingredients for long.
Reality T.V. is just the best thing for..... |
Reality T.V. is just the best thing for ..... entertaining commercial sponsors.
News shows are wonderful ... |
News shows are wonderful ... if you have an affinity for murder, rape, and thievery
Reality TV is pithy and accurate.... |
only if you life revolves around watching reality TV.
do politicians really believe ...... |
Do politicians really believe the drivel the try to sell to the public.
Being married is a great way to.... |
Being married is a great way to.... avoid dating
Sexual frusteration never happens to me.... |
Sexual frustration never happens to me....just like cars never fail to start.
I can hardly wait for the next chance to go to work ... |
I can hardly wait for the next chance to go to work... my boss was so calm when that 500-job order came in this afternoon.
Cleaning the aquarium is such a pleasant task... |
Cleaning the aquarium is such a pleasant task...now that the fish have been toilet trained.
To be or not to be ... |
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