Is fuel cheap in you town? Yeah about as cheap as milk.



Going to the grocery store is the highlight of my week.

Oh God yes! I especially love going to Walmart. I get to ponder my life while I wait in the long lines.

Rainy days and Mondays always get me down.

Rainy days and Mondays always get me down... but getting to go back to work after the weekend cheers me up so!

Weeding the flowerbeds is my favorite chore

Weeding the flowerbeds is my favorite chore, along with sticking pins in my eyes.

The weather here in the UK is great at the moment, you should all come over and visit.

The weather here in the UK is great at the moment, you should all come over and visit, you won't get a suntan though - you'll just get rusty!

Did it rain earlier?

Did you melt?

Do you miss skip?

Do I miss skip - I can't be sarcastic on that one.

Wasn't the sunrise beautiful today?

Wasn't the sunrise beautiful today... perfectly framed by those thunderheads.

Family members say the sweetest things to each other

Family members say the sweetest things to each other when they aren't talking behind your back.


Flowers are a nice way to say I love you.

OH how lovely flowers! Just what my running eyes need, more pollen.

Will you respect me in the morning?

Will you respect me in the morning?
Yeah...I'll respect you just as much as I did *before* we went to bed.

Do you like a gentle touch?

Do you squeezing it FLAT gentle?


Ahhh, living in a hotel, what a life!

Ahhh, living in a hotel, what a life! And sharing it all with such colorful people is a big bonus.


There is nothing more fun then playing smut games.

There is nothing more fun then playing smut games.
And it's so nice to get 6 hours less sleep a night because of it.


Gee, this SUV get such great gas mileage.

Gee, this SUV gets such great gas mileage ... so great, I'm thinking of selling oil investments since they won't be worth much. :rolleyes:

There's nothing like celibacy ...