no~~~~~~~~not yet



have you ever had the horrible feeling that you are going to make an inappropriate noise in an otherwise quiet room?

not guilty - usually just 1 or 2

do you ever have muffins with your coffee?

innocent...


Have you ever gone to work with a hangover?

yes!!!!!!!
but too old for that now!




have u ever had to be sent home sick from work due to having a night out the previous day?

Innocent - just


Have you ever taken pleasure in someone else's misfortune?

Generally no, but something like Saddam's capture ... yep.

Have you ever been ice skating?

Guilty...and it wasn't pretty the last time!

Have you ever dinged someones car in a parking lot?

guilty

Have you ever gone through a red traffic light?

Absolutely guilty.

Have you ever gone "Left on Red"?

not allowed to go through the red light here~~~got a fright when my aunt drove through a red light in Canada~~~~then she explained their rules!


have you ever rang a door bell then ran away?

Innocent.....but I'm gonna GET the damned student who did it to us night before last. BF has a bowl with water balloons in it by the bedroom window now, overlooking the front door ;).

Have you ever kissed and told?

no


have u?

guilty but only in a recounting of the story many many years later

have you ever had a one night stand you regretted?

Yes. Haven't we all?

Have you ever had a friendship you regretted?

yes~~~~~~several times



have u ever need help because of an accident?

Yes, I have.

Have you ever planned something without anyone knowing?

Yep ... er ... Guilty

Have you ever been really pleasantly surprised by someone?

guilty

have you ever been disappointed by someone you thought better of?

Guilty

Are you likely to forgive someone who disappoints you?

Just because I'm disappointed doesn't mean I don't care for them.

Have you ever overreacted to a minor infringement?

Guilty ... and felt bad about it, too! :(

Have you ever blamed somebody for something only to find out they weren't the guilty party?

Yes...but I always come back with "This doesn't let you off the hook. You may not have been responsible for this, but I'm sure you're guilty of something! I just haven't figured out what it is yet!" That's always good for a laugh and breaks the ice.

Have you ever ignored a parking ticket?

Nope, never gotten a parking ticket!

Have you ever lied to get out of a speeding ticket?

Nope...and I've never been able to flirt my way out of one either. I need boobs!

Have you ever thrown a snowball at a stranger?

As a kid we did a couple of times ... actually, at their cars. But not generally.

Have you ever attempted to do a snow sculpture?

not guilty

you?

Guilty.

Ever not unpacked a suitcase for over a week?

guilty - but then my socks decided to unpack them selves!!!!!

Have you ever smelled a worn Tshirt to see if you can get away with wearing it another day?

Guilty

Ever think you had a nice relaxing weekend in store ... only to find out your plans were changed. :(

gulity - almost every weekend something like that happens.

Ever agreed to go somewhere/do something and changed your mind at the last mo then claimed to forget?

not guilty (though I am guilty of having thought it)

ever slept through a breakfast meeting?

Once.

Ever interviewed someone over dinner?

Not guilty.

Do you like Sci-Fi movies?

Guilty

Do you cry at tearjerker movies?

Only smut games.

Do you play euchre?

Guilty

Do you drink too much soda?

guilty

Do you eat too many sweets?