guilty

i need some lovin

Guilty

I've got to work this morning.

Not Guilty


The grass needs cutting BAD

not guilty.

blkcat's avatar is my numero uno fantasy. ;)

not guilty

you?

Guilty as sin!

I've been in the middle of a sex sandwich

Not guilty.

I love sexy movies.

:D


Especially ones with pretty :boobs: :hot:




I like to watch movies snuggled up under the blankets.

Guilty.

I would stay in bed all day if I could.

Not guilty. If I stay tooooo long, I start to get a headache and feel miserable.

I really should mow the lawn this morning.

Not guilty - no lawn!

I really should open all the windows on a day like this

guilty

i love the outdoors

Guilty.

If I went outdoors dressed as I am right now, I would get arrested.

Not guilty, fully clothed :(

Ever masturbated in your workplace and nearly get caught?

Guilty, doing a temp work job in college. One of the full time secretaries caught me working it under the desk. She didn't say anything, but she knew.

Ever had an "oops" (showing more than you meant to)?

Guilty (Probably every guy has left his zipper undone accidently. :rolleyes2)

Ever buy a fountain drink or cup of coffee and proceed to spill it all?

guilty on more than one occasion

i like to crunch on ice cubes

Guilty

I love popsicles

Guilty

I have an oral fixation

Guilty



I get off,thinking of Pixie people

Guilty


I log off hornier than I logged on

Guilty



So then what do you do ?

Or, another way to ask:

I masturbate after I've spent time on Pixies

Guilty


is there photographic evidence

I plead the 5th


The advent of the digital camera has made life boring for my local photo developer

Guilty





I have posted photos on Pixies

not guilty

:nopics:

I wilt under pressure

Not guilty

I start and end the day with great orgasms.

Not guilty ... at least not every day. :)

I need to wash my car.

Guilty (damn Philadelphia pigeons)


I wash my car in a swimsuit

false it still to cold and rainy




I will start a new thread about nothing

True, and I will call it "Ode to Winston"

I have trouble saying no to a dare

True

The 'above' keeps getting me into trouble

True :bang:

Being nude in public is more sexy than scary

Not guilty

I drink too much coffee

I wander in here for the first time in ages...and voila! A post just for me! lmao


Very guilty




I enjoy my vices.

Guilty

I need another coffee :D

Guilty...just brewed a pot.


I'm known for being easily confused.

Guilty, especially at the way some people's brains work ^^^^



I love gossip.

Guilty

Other people annoy me easily