All that money would really cramp my style.


I really love pets.

Especially the slithering and slimey ones. :)

I love getting mail.

Yeah, I really need another bill, I just hate seeing the surface of my desk.

I love playing guitar.

... especially tunes using the key of "Q"

I'm a real do-it-yourselfer.

Yeah because no one else will.


I just got to say you look great.

I just got to say you look great, that blue shirt really brings out the color in that black eye.

Broadband internet is really not all that great...

Broadband internet is really not all that great...although finding bands of broads on the internet would be.

Elections are so much fun ...

Elections are so fun....

Yeah fun like surgery.


I simply love to clean house.

I simply love to clean house ... so I pay the kids to make a mess each morning.

Cars are wonderful things ...

Cats are wonderful things...especially when deep fried with soy sauce.

OMG I SWEAR I DON'T REALLY MEAN IT! LOL

I love dentists.

I love dentists, esecially the ones that ask you all sorts of questions with their fingers entwined in your tonsils.

I think therefore I am.

I think, therefore I am a giant prick.

Feet tickle like

Every hour of every fucking day. I love it so much that I fill my shoes with feathers!

Bush is the worst president the united states has ever had.

Spoken by a true demorcrat.


I think that the next election will be interesting.