Pixies Place Forums - The evils of masturbation

six

10-22-2002, 05:42 PM

This made me laugh... An oldie, but goodie. :)

Lovediva

10-22-2002, 06:08 PM

We have killed soooooooooooooooo many kittens here...I lost count. :D :D

LixyChick

10-22-2002, 09:24 PM

OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!

And I just thought I would go blind!

That's it! I'm done forever!

OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG! Sorry kitty....I couldn't resist!

DildoDiva

10-22-2002, 09:35 PM

I guess that explains why I was never able to keep a cat....FOR SHAME PEOPLE!

To think, I've killed litter upon litter with Multiple Orgasms!!!

jennaflower

10-22-2002, 10:26 PM

Oh well... here kitty kitty :) LOL

Ando3

10-22-2002, 11:41 PM

And I thought it just made my palms hairy!!

dicksbro

10-23-2002, 05:46 AM

Sure wish He took it out on mosquitoes instead. :)

SOULMINER

10-23-2002, 07:59 PM

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwww....What a waste!!!!
I Love kittens!!!!
They taste just like chicken! :D

Thinker

10-24-2002, 06:44 PM

Hahaha, yeah this was posted on the forum of the univertisy I go to. Now we use it as a metaphor for masturbation. When we are in the chat room and somone has been quiet for a long time we say "Hmm I bet he/she is killing a kitten right now" :D

dannyk

10-24-2002, 10:44 PM

"Think of the kitten". Well, I normally think of the pussy, so what the heck! :D

legend

10-25-2002, 03:09 AM

well i'm doing my bit for feral cat control.......are you?

DildoDiva

10-25-2002, 04:50 AM

Thinker, my friends and I do that whenever we write in our opendiaries. We all refer to it as doing our bout of nightly kitten killing before bed.

dicksbro

10-25-2002, 04:57 AM

legend: "well i'm doing my bit for feral cat control.......are you?"

LMAO. Makes me think of the old one, "Save a tree, eat a beaver!"

(PS ... if you're wondering how that saves a tree, you've been at Pixies toooooooo long :D :D )

Murga

10-25-2002, 05:04 AM

Shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You mean I am responsible for death of a whole sub-species???
LLLLLOL

Scarecrow

10-25-2002, 05:46 PM

Don't be cruel, pet a little pussy

Uncle Silky

10-25-2002, 10:25 PM

fuckin kittens... they had it comin. i've seen kittens do things that would cower the steeliest of men. *shudder*

A.K.'s Sex-Pot

10-26-2002, 08:32 AM

Can hardly type. . . too busy laughing!!!

I was thinking of buying a couple of kittens but I'm not sure I dare now, they wouldn't last five minutes . . . .

Irish

10-26-2002, 08:47 AM

That reminds me;of the old one;about the young man;whose father;told him;that masturbating would make him go blind.
He asked;his father;if he could just do it until he needed glasses!
Irish

Oldfart

10-26-2002, 08:56 AM

Kittens??

We have a feral cat problem here in excess of 10mill cats

and we can't even have fun popping a few kittens?

Justice, there ain't no justice!!!

pje

10-27-2002, 04:39 AM

Well they have nine lives so if i masturbate only once a week i haven't even killed one kitten per week so ill take the ratio of that.