Ahhh.....The Insult Thread

[Clint]

Okay, kinda like the "Naughty Alphabet Game", we are going to come up with different insults for each letter of the alphabet in a concecutive order. Okay let's get this started with the first letter of the alphabet, which if I paid close enough attention to Sesame Street, it's the letter "A" ;)

A is for.......

Asshole!

[jjjjbo]

Backwater billybob!

[dicksbro]

C is for Cocksucker (sometimes used also as a compliment)

[Clint]

D is for....

Damn Dildo-Diving Dork!

[jjjjbo]

E is for

Ewwwwww!!!!

[Nikki]

F is for Fuckwitt.....

[scotzoidman]

G is for...

GooberHead

[Oldfart]

H is for Halfwitted son of a syphilitic camel.

Really don't like that bloke!!

[legend]

I is for Inbred

[Nikki]

J is for Jerkface

[Oldfart]

K is for KnickerbockerKinderKindernaughty

at a stretch

[legend]

L is for Loser

[cuteglutes]

M is for Motherfusker

[MilkToast]

N is for "No Talent A$$ Clown"

(from one of my favorite movies)

[Sharni]

O is for *Onya dickhead*

(**Aussie term***Onya=Good on you):D

[Lovediva]

P is for Panzy-ass

[m45]

Q is for Queer Bait

[vampeyes]

R is for raging hemroid (thats what we used to call my brother when he was being a pest ) :D

[Lovediva]

S is for Shit-for-brains

[Glyndwr]

T is for Turd eating trogladyte

[Sharni]

U is for 'Under ya rock scumbag'

[nitedreamer]

V is for vaginal pus monkey.

[axe31]

w is for waste of genetic material
(tech insult)

[axe31]

xenophobic frog marching morons
(as said to a bnp member by a mate of mine):D

[erotic51]

y is for yuk! (as in what a mess you made of my hair)

[Nikki]

z is for zit faced dork

[erotic51]

A is for arselicker

[Sharni]

B is for Bastard!!!

[jjjjbo]

c is for clod-hopping clown

[Sharni]

D is for Drongo

[jjjjbo]

What's a drongo???????

E is for eunuch

[juiceyjackie]

F is for fuzzy furry fann

[juiceyjackie]

that was... F is for fuzzy furry fanny

[Aqua]

Originally posted by juiceyjackie
that was... F is for fuzzy furry fanny

Well, that would be me!! :p (Except for parts of Europe, where a fanny is a bit different!)

G is for grossly gaseous giant germ groping galloping gymshoes

[jjjjbo]

H is for Hideous hulking hayseed

[Lovediva]

I is for Imbecile

[m45]

Sorry had to.

J is for
Jack Off Jack Ass!

[Lovediva]

K is for KissAss

[skipthisone]

L is for Limpy

[Lovediva]

M is for MORON!!

[Lilith]

N ~ Numbnuts!

[Mercury_Maniac]

N is for Obnoxious Dripsac

[erotic51]

(just for jjjjbo, Drongo is Aussie slang and means stupid)

M = Mule head

[erotic51]

opps out of turn letter, sorry, next letter is 'O' :)

[jjjjbo]

thanks erotic51 - I was wondering about that all day yesterday.

P is for putrid pondscum

[Scarecrow]

Q is for quaken sack of shit

[Aqua]

R is for revolting repulsive redundant retrograded really rank ratdick

[Wisper]

S is for stupidhead, ya its kinda kiddy but its kute too so :oP

[jjjjbo]

T is for Totally Twisted Toady

[nitedreamer]

U is for Unbelievably Idiotic

[erotic51]

V is for Vitriolic Viper

[LixyChick]

W is for Wham Bam TY Mame.......I hate when that happens!

[Oldfart]

x-chromosome challenged xylocarp (a hard woody fruit)

I wouldn't want to be calld a hard woody fruit, lol .

[Nikki]

Y is for Yellow Gutless Wonder

[Clint]

Z is for

Zipper Catching Pecker Zit

[nitedreamer]

A is for asswipe

[Lovediva]

B is for Bimbo

[BIBI]

C is for conniving cockteasing cunt

[Lilith]

D is for dipshit

[scotzoidman]

E is for egotistical shithead bastard

[erotic51]

F is a right fuckwit

[Nikki]

G..............is for Gutless wonder..........

[DildoDiva]

H is for Hoochie

[erotic51]

I is Inconsideration for your partners needs.

[Nikki]

Jerk faced Jerk

[Glyndwr]

K-- Kisses like a bulldog chewing a wasp

[Lilith]

L
~limpdick

[Nikki]

M....Meathead

[scotzoidman]

N is for Nattering Nabob of negativism (Spiro, where are you?)

[Glyndwr]

m - myopic mouse molesting moron

[erotic51]

O is Oh my God, who are you! (upon waking in the morning, in a strange bed)

[Mercury_Maniac]

P

Pile of Dung

[kitwalker]

Q is for Quitters

[ryder]

R ~ Royal Rank Reject ?

[Oldfart]

S is for sickening sycophantic smarmy simpleton

[erotic51]

T ~ Turd!

[Nikki]

U ~ Ugly son-of-a-bitch

[legend]

V - Venereal Vagrant Vegan

[Lovediva]

W is for Whiner

[Nikki]

X ~ x-tra geeky........

[erotic51]

Y is a 'yobbo', which you realy don't want to meet. :)

[Oldfart]

z is for zinger burger breath

[erotic51]

A is for Aghhhh you arsehole, (after a slight bout of premature ejaculation) lets start again.

[Lovediva]

B is for Beavis! :D AND Butthead! :D

[erotic51]

C is obviously a cantankerous old sod!

[Nikki]

D is for Deadshit

[erotic51]

who me?????

E is an egotistic bastard that has no home!

[jjjjbo]

F is for flat footed frog

[Nikki]

G is for greaseball geek........

[Lovediva]

H is for Hussy!

[Nikki]

I is for idiotic idiot........

[Glyndwr]

J is for Jism drinking jumped up jackass

[Sharni]

J is for Jerkin' Jackass

[Glyndwr]

K is for Kiddy fiddler

[erotic51]

L is a lounge lizard

[Sharni]

M is for Motor Mouth

[Scarecrow]

N is for Nutcracking bitch

[Glyndwr]

O is for odd looking troll

[erotic51]

P is for piss weak prick puller

[theICEmancumeth]

Q is for quief (sp?) sniffer

[jjjjbo]

R is for Rat-faced

[Scarecrow]

S is for sad sack

[erotic51]

t is a turd

[jjjjbo]

u is for unmercifully ugly

[Murphy]

v is for vile, vitrolic, varlet

[jjjjbo]

w is for wildebeest

[Murphy]

x is for xenophobe

[jjjjbo]

y is for yellow yammering yapper -- yikes!!!

[Murphy]

z is for zoophant

[BIBI]

a is for an authoritive asshole assuming another's attraction

[Lilith]

B~ Bold Big Butt Bitch....:p:p shit that's me!

[Glyndwr]

C - crafty, conniving cretin

[Nikki]

Deceitful dog

[skipthisone]

E is for Evil empress

[erotic51]

f is a faceless feeling that lurks deep inside you.

[jjjjbo]

g is for gorey gelatinous geek!

[erotic51]

H is you Horrible little brat with a little appendage.

[BIBI]

I is for idiotic insensitive ingrate

[Lovediva]

J is for JerkOFF

[Lilith]

K is for Kiss ass

[MurphySprinkles]

L is for loose lipped lesbian

[BIBI]

m is for motherfucking manipulative moron

[Sugarsprinkles]

N is for Narcissistic Neanderthal

[BIBI]

o is for...old ornery opinionated ox

[Sugarsprinkles]

P is for pointy-headed, pencil-necked, pompous, pretentious prick!!

[BIBI]

q is for.......quack!!!! quack!!!! quack!!! quack!!! quack!!!!............direct quote from daffy duck

[jjjjbo]

r is for revolting rotund rat-faced rhinoceros

[Murphy]

S is for stupid, selfish, slothful, surrealistic, slugbed!

[erotic51]

T is a toad (as in warts all over your withered pecker) :)

[Murphy]

U is for ungratefull ugly urinator!

[BIBI]

v is for......vocarious venomus vixen

[Murphy]

W is for wanton wussy

[BIBI]

X is for XXX-rated.........too rude even for people at pixies

[Murphy]

Y is for Yutz

[BIBI]

zitfaced zookeeper

[Lovediva]

A is for AssWipe

[Sugarsprinkles]

A-#1 Asshole

[Lovediva]

B is for Blabbermouth

[BIBI]

c is for cuntstruck

[King's Jester]

D is for Dick-fuck.

[erotic51]

E is for egotistical pecker puller

[jjjjbo]

F is for fraudulent feeble fart

[BIBI]

G is for gigantic gruesome gnarly gnome gnawing genitalia ........oh gee!!!!

[skipthisone]

H is for Hot horney and hungry for humping

[Murphy]

I is for Idiotic Iconoclastic Iranians

[BIBI]

J is for a jerky jackass jerking jizz joyously

[Lilith]

K klutzy kook

[Booger]

l lonly loser

[BIBI]

miserly man

[erotic51]

N is a numbskull

[BIBI]

Ornery old oaf

[Murphy]

piss-assed prepubescent pseudo-players

[BIBI]

quirky queer quaffed queen

[Lovediva]

R is for Ratfink!

[skipthisone]

Sissified sucking simpleton

[Lovediva]

T is for Twirp

[Sugarsprinkles]

U is for Unreliable, Ungrateful, Untidy, Unwashed, Unceremoniously undulating, ugly urchin!

[Murphy]

V is for varicose-veined, voiciferous, vacillating, vacuous vixen

[erotic51]

w is obviously a WANKER!

[BIBI]

zany zealot

[Murphy]

I see we skipped "x" and "y"....sooo...

A is for angry agonizing atheletes

[BIBI]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Murphy
[B]I see we skipped "x" and "y"....sooo...

I know Y was there when I posted.....maybe the person deleted it or it is elfin magic....

[Lilith]

B is for bubbleheaded blonde bitch

[jjjjbo]

C is for cranky crazed crone

[Sugarsprinkles]

D is for depraved, demented, dorky, dilly-dallying, dim-witted, doofus!!

[BIBI]

E is for evil eye eating Ernie

[Nikki]

F is for FREAK........

[Lovediva]

G is for Goofball

[erotic51]

H is a horrible little brat

[Lilith]

I is for Ignoramus

[Sugarsprinkles]

J is for juvenile jerk-off!

[Murphy]

K is for Kiss-ass Kensayan

[Nikki]

Liar Liar pants on fire...!!!!!!

[BIBI]

M is for motherf-cker

[Lovediva]

N is for NINCOMPOOP!!!:D :D

[erotic51]

o is an oversized pimple!

[Murphy]

p

pathetic pandering pantywaist

[Booger]

Q

quack

[BIBI]

Z zooliphant

[Sugarsprinkles]

Wha' happened to "R" thru "Y"???? :D LOL

R - Rotten, rabid, racketeering, repugnant, ridiculous, rude, RAT-FINK!!!!!

[Booger]

s- slacker

[Nikki]

Traitor

[Sharni]

Ugly-mutha

[Nikki]

vile

[erotic51]

Vile??? who me??? you Vitriolic vipery you!

[Booger]

wimp

[Sugarsprinkles]

Xenophobic Xylophonist!!

[Sharni]

Yobbo

[erotic51]

zit faced

[Sugarsprinkles]

A is for arrogant, arromatic asshole.

[BIBI]

B is for bossy bastardly bigot

[MurphySprinkles]

C is for corpulant cocksure Cunt (My XW exactly)

[erotic51]

D is a devilish, delightful, delicate and dedicated deviant.

[Booger]

egotistical exlover

[whitetiger74]

foolish faggot

[BIBI]

goof

[Murphy]

Hog-tied hoppy hornytoad!

[BIBI]

insulting imbecile

[erotic51]

Jelly Juvenile

[Lovediva]

K is for KooKoo brain

[erotic51]

L is a laughable loutish layabout

[Oldfart]

M is for Meanly Mendacious Mongrel

[Sugarsprinkles]

N is for nasty, no-good Necrophiliac!

[erotic51]

O is for ordinary, as in nothing to offer

[Nikki]

P is for Pimple Pizza Faced Pothead

[Sugarsprinkles]

Q is for quivering, quarreling, quirky Queen. :D

[erotic51]

R is a racoon (best I can do at this time of the day)

[Nikki]

S is for sleazeball..............

[Sharni]

T is for Troglodyte

[Nikki]

U is for ugly.......

[dicksbro]

V is for Vulgar

[Sugarsprinkles]

W is for worthless wimp

[Revenant]

X is for X-Rated fetid whoremongers bitch.

[Clint]

Z is for Zanny Zit-faced Zak(asshole) :P

[Sugarsprinkles]

Arrogant, anal-retentive, androgynous anthropoid!!

[erotic51]

B ~ bullish, beligerant and brainless bastard!

[Murphy]

crazy crotchety custardheaded cactus!

[BIBI]

dimwitted dweeb

[Sugarsprinkles]

Egotistical, eccentric earth-worm

[south]

Doggone dilapidated douche-bag
ohooops after E comes F
I almost forgot I think it is for.... fucked-up fag-friggin freaky-assed fuckhead

[erotic51]

g ~ great galloping ghonads, goofy godless geek!

[Sugarsprinkles]

Hairy, heartless, habitually horny hunch-back.

[erotic51]

Idiotic, idle idiom is insane!

[Sugarsprinkles]

Jism-coated jumpy jewel-thief!

[Lilith]

Krusty Kiss~Ass

[BIBI]

lecherous LOSER

[Lilith]

Manipulating Maniacal Man-eater

[dicksbro]

Nerdy Numbskull

[Lilith]

Over- bearing ogre

[celticangel]

pillock

[denny]

Quisling

[celticangel]

rancid rat-bag

[denny]

Sack of s**t!

[whitehorse]

Twit

[IenkiMoonshine]

unctuous sychophant

[bottloboy]

vicious lil butt monkey

[dm383]

wart-encrusted wiener!

[Sugarsprinkles]

Xenophobic bigot

[Cabrylla]

yak lovin Yokel!

[denny]

zealous zero!

[denny]

Two months without an insult!

adulterous asshole

[Lilith]

bitter backassward bitch

[hellsbells]

can't get it up you tosser???????

[txgrneyes]

your a cum sucking gutter slut from hell !!!!

[denny]

Dick-breathed duodenum dipper!

[Steph]

egotistical egghead!

[darogle]

flat-headed, festering, flatulant fuck-wad

[dicksbro]

Garbage gobbler

[denny]

warty

[denny]

horny beast