View Full Version : Ahhh.....The Insult Thread
Clint
09-06-2002, 06:44 PM
Okay, kinda like the "Naughty Alphabet Game", we are going to come up with different insults for each letter of the alphabet in a concecutive order. Okay let's get this started with the first letter of the alphabet, which if I paid close enough attention to Sesame Street, it's the letter "A" ;)
A is for.......
Asshole!
jjjjbo
09-06-2002, 06:48 PM
Backwater billybob!
dicksbro
09-06-2002, 06:50 PM
C is for Cocksucker (sometimes used also as a compliment)
Clint
09-06-2002, 07:00 PM
D is for....
Damn Dildo-Diving Dork!
jjjjbo
09-06-2002, 09:01 PM
E is for
Ewwwwww!!!!
Nikki
09-06-2002, 09:06 PM
F is for Fuckwitt.....
scotzoidman
09-07-2002, 01:34 AM
G is for...
GooberHead
Oldfart
09-07-2002, 08:38 AM
H is for Halfwitted son of a syphilitic camel.
Really don't like that bloke!!
legend
09-07-2002, 08:46 AM
I is for Inbred
Nikki
09-07-2002, 09:55 AM
J is for Jerkface
Oldfart
09-08-2002, 07:38 AM
K is for KnickerbockerKinderKindernaughty
at a stretch
legend
09-08-2002, 09:20 AM
L is for Loser
cuteglutes
09-08-2002, 09:31 AM
M is for Motherfusker
MilkToast
09-08-2002, 10:09 AM
N is for "No Talent A$$ Clown"
(from one of my favorite movies)
Sharni
09-08-2002, 01:32 PM
O is for *Onya dickhead*
(**Aussie term***Onya=Good on you):D
Lovediva
09-08-2002, 02:01 PM
P is for Panzy-ass
vampeyes
09-08-2002, 05:06 PM
R is for raging hemroid (thats what we used to call my brother when he was being a pest ) :D
Lovediva
09-08-2002, 05:35 PM
S is for Shit-for-brains
Glyndwr
09-08-2002, 06:21 PM
T is for Turd eating trogladyte
Sharni
09-08-2002, 08:06 PM
U is for 'Under ya rock scumbag'
nitedreamer
09-08-2002, 10:31 PM
V is for vaginal pus monkey.
axe31
09-09-2002, 05:28 AM
w is for waste of genetic material
(tech insult)
axe31
09-09-2002, 05:36 AM
xenophobic frog marching morons
(as said to a bnp member by a mate of mine):D
erotic51
09-09-2002, 05:43 AM
y is for yuk! (as in what a mess you made of my hair)
Nikki
09-09-2002, 05:48 AM
z is for zit faced dork
erotic51
09-09-2002, 06:32 AM
A is for arselicker
Sharni
09-09-2002, 01:07 PM
B is for Bastard!!!
jjjjbo
09-09-2002, 01:30 PM
c is for clod-hopping clown
Sharni
09-09-2002, 01:32 PM
D is for Drongo
jjjjbo
09-09-2002, 01:52 PM
What's a drongo???????
E is for eunuch
juiceyjackie
09-09-2002, 03:17 PM
F is for fuzzy furry fann
juiceyjackie
09-09-2002, 03:17 PM
that was... F is for fuzzy furry fanny
Originally posted by juiceyjackie
that was... F is for fuzzy furry fanny
Well, that would be me!! :p (Except for parts of Europe, where a fanny is a bit different!)
G is for grossly gaseous giant germ groping galloping gymshoes
jjjjbo
09-09-2002, 07:07 PM
H is for Hideous hulking hayseed
Lovediva
09-09-2002, 08:28 PM
I is for Imbecile
Sorry had to.
J is for
Jack Off Jack Ass!
Lovediva
09-09-2002, 09:17 PM
K is for KissAss
skipthisone
09-09-2002, 09:19 PM
L is for Limpy
Lovediva
09-09-2002, 09:22 PM
M is for MORON!!
Lilith
09-09-2002, 09:23 PM
N ~ Numbnuts!
Mercury_Maniac
09-09-2002, 10:14 PM
N is for Obnoxious Dripsac
erotic51
09-10-2002, 01:08 AM
(just for jjjjbo, Drongo is Aussie slang and means stupid)
M = Mule head
erotic51
09-10-2002, 01:09 AM
opps out of turn letter, sorry, next letter is 'O' :)
jjjjbo
09-10-2002, 11:37 AM
thanks erotic51 - I was wondering about that all day yesterday.
P is for putrid pondscum
Scarecrow
09-10-2002, 06:44 PM
Q is for quaken sack of shit
R is for revolting repulsive redundant retrograded really rank ratdick
Wisper
09-10-2002, 06:57 PM
S is for stupidhead, ya its kinda kiddy but its kute too so :oP
jjjjbo
09-10-2002, 07:19 PM
T is for Totally Twisted Toady
nitedreamer
09-10-2002, 08:52 PM
U is for Unbelievably Idiotic
erotic51
09-11-2002, 06:19 AM
V is for Vitriolic Viper
LixyChick
09-11-2002, 06:22 AM
W is for Wham Bam TY Mame.......I hate when that happens!
Oldfart
09-11-2002, 09:21 AM
x-chromosome challenged xylocarp (a hard woody fruit)
I wouldn't want to be calld a hard woody fruit, lol .
Nikki
09-11-2002, 09:23 AM
Y is for Yellow Gutless Wonder
Clint
09-11-2002, 01:57 PM
Z is for
Zipper Catching Pecker Zit
nitedreamer
09-11-2002, 09:01 PM
A is for asswipe
Lovediva
09-11-2002, 10:04 PM
B is for Bimbo
C is for conniving cockteasing cunt
Lilith
09-12-2002, 11:42 PM
D is for dipshit
scotzoidman
09-12-2002, 11:53 PM
E is for egotistical shithead bastard
erotic51
09-13-2002, 02:43 AM
F is a right fuckwit
Nikki
09-13-2002, 05:16 AM
G..............is for Gutless wonder..........
DildoDiva
09-13-2002, 05:20 AM
H is for Hoochie
erotic51
09-13-2002, 06:04 AM
I is Inconsideration for your partners needs.
Nikki
09-13-2002, 07:55 AM
Jerk faced Jerk
Glyndwr
09-13-2002, 08:00 AM
K-- Kisses like a bulldog chewing a wasp
Lilith
09-13-2002, 08:32 AM
L
~limpdick
Nikki
09-13-2002, 08:41 AM
M....Meathead
scotzoidman
09-13-2002, 08:44 AM
N is for Nattering Nabob of negativism (Spiro, where are you?)
Glyndwr
09-13-2002, 08:44 AM
m - myopic mouse molesting moron
erotic51
09-13-2002, 11:07 AM
O is Oh my God, who are you! (upon waking in the morning, in a strange bed)
Mercury_Maniac
09-13-2002, 02:45 PM
P
Pile of Dung
kitwalker
09-13-2002, 08:06 PM
Q is for Quitters
ryder
09-13-2002, 08:08 PM
R ~ Royal Rank Reject ?
Oldfart
09-13-2002, 10:07 PM
S is for sickening sycophantic smarmy simpleton
erotic51
09-14-2002, 05:59 AM
T ~ Turd!
Nikki
09-14-2002, 08:05 AM
U ~ Ugly son-of-a-bitch
legend
09-14-2002, 08:39 AM
V - Venereal Vagrant Vegan
Lovediva
09-16-2002, 05:59 AM
W is for Whiner
Nikki
09-17-2002, 06:44 PM
X ~ x-tra geeky........
erotic51
09-18-2002, 06:19 AM
Y is a 'yobbo', which you realy don't want to meet. :)
Oldfart
09-18-2002, 07:04 AM
z is for zinger burger breath
erotic51
09-18-2002, 07:50 AM
A is for Aghhhh you arsehole, (after a slight bout of premature ejaculation) lets start again.
Lovediva
09-18-2002, 10:07 AM
B is for Beavis! :D AND Butthead! :D
erotic51
09-18-2002, 11:09 AM
C is obviously a cantankerous old sod!
Nikki
09-18-2002, 11:10 AM
D is for Deadshit
erotic51
09-18-2002, 11:18 AM
who me?????
E is an egotistic bastard that has no home!
jjjjbo
09-18-2002, 07:28 PM
F is for flat footed frog
Nikki
09-19-2002, 07:31 AM
G is for greaseball geek........
Lovediva
09-19-2002, 10:48 AM
H is for Hussy!
Nikki
09-20-2002, 04:28 AM
I is for idiotic idiot........
Glyndwr
09-20-2002, 04:34 AM
J is for Jism drinking jumped up jackass
Sharni
09-20-2002, 04:35 AM
J is for Jerkin' Jackass
Glyndwr
09-20-2002, 04:36 AM
K is for Kiddy fiddler
erotic51
09-20-2002, 11:16 AM
L is a lounge lizard
Sharni
09-20-2002, 03:38 PM
M is for Motor Mouth
Scarecrow
09-20-2002, 05:18 PM
N is for Nutcracking bitch
Glyndwr
09-23-2002, 06:22 PM
O is for odd looking troll
erotic51
09-24-2002, 02:24 PM
P is for piss weak prick puller
theICEmancumeth
09-24-2002, 11:37 PM
Q is for quief (sp?) sniffer
jjjjbo
09-26-2002, 11:17 PM
R is for Rat-faced
Scarecrow
09-27-2002, 05:09 PM
S is for sad sack
erotic51
09-28-2002, 04:58 AM
t is a turd
jjjjbo
10-04-2002, 05:06 PM
u is for unmercifully ugly
Murphy
10-13-2002, 07:41 PM
v is for vile, vitrolic, varlet
jjjjbo
10-13-2002, 08:04 PM
w is for wildebeest
Murphy
10-13-2002, 08:07 PM
x is for xenophobe
jjjjbo
10-13-2002, 08:44 PM
y is for yellow yammering yapper -- yikes!!!
Murphy
10-13-2002, 09:01 PM
z is for zoophant
a is for an authoritive asshole assuming another's attraction
Lilith
10-16-2002, 07:50 PM
B~ Bold Big Butt Bitch....:p:p shit that's me!
Glyndwr
10-17-2002, 06:11 PM
C - crafty, conniving cretin
Nikki
10-17-2002, 06:31 PM
Deceitful dog
skipthisone
10-17-2002, 08:37 PM
E is for Evil empress
erotic51
10-18-2002, 02:51 AM
f is a faceless feeling that lurks deep inside you.
jjjjbo
10-18-2002, 03:47 AM
g is for gorey gelatinous geek!
erotic51
10-20-2002, 07:31 AM
H is you Horrible little brat with a little appendage.
I is for idiotic insensitive ingrate
Lovediva
10-20-2002, 09:45 AM
J is for JerkOFF
Lilith
10-20-2002, 05:26 PM
K is for Kiss ass
MurphySprinkles
10-20-2002, 07:35 PM
L is for loose lipped lesbian
m is for motherfucking manipulative moron
Sugarsprinkles
10-20-2002, 09:42 PM
N is for Narcissistic Neanderthal
o is for...old ornery opinionated ox
Sugarsprinkles
10-20-2002, 11:30 PM
P is for pointy-headed, pencil-necked, pompous, pretentious prick!!
q is for.......quack!!!! quack!!!! quack!!! quack!!! quack!!!!............direct quote from daffy duck
jjjjbo
10-21-2002, 01:33 AM
r is for revolting rotund rat-faced rhinoceros
Murphy
10-21-2002, 07:09 AM
S is for stupid, selfish, slothful, surrealistic, slugbed!
erotic51
10-21-2002, 07:30 AM
T is a toad (as in warts all over your withered pecker) :)
Murphy
10-21-2002, 07:51 AM
U is for ungratefull ugly urinator!
v is for......vocarious venomus vixen
Murphy
10-21-2002, 08:14 AM
W is for wanton wussy
X is for XXX-rated.........too rude even for people at pixies
Murphy
10-21-2002, 08:18 AM
Y is for Yutz
Lovediva
10-21-2002, 08:41 PM
A is for AssWipe
Sugarsprinkles
10-21-2002, 08:41 PM
A-#1 Asshole
Lovediva
10-21-2002, 08:54 PM
B is for Blabbermouth
King's Jester
10-21-2002, 10:09 PM
D is for Dick-fuck.
erotic51
10-22-2002, 01:41 AM
E is for egotistical pecker puller
jjjjbo
10-22-2002, 07:31 AM
F is for fraudulent feeble fart
G is for gigantic gruesome gnarly gnome gnawing genitalia ........oh gee!!!!
skipthisone
10-22-2002, 11:26 AM
H is for Hot horney and hungry for humping
Murphy
10-22-2002, 11:37 AM
I is for Idiotic Iconoclastic Iranians
J is for a jerky jackass jerking jizz joyously
Lilith
10-25-2002, 08:29 PM
K klutzy kook
Booger
10-26-2002, 02:06 AM
l lonly loser
erotic51
10-26-2002, 08:52 AM
N is a numbskull
Murphy
10-27-2002, 08:26 AM
piss-assed prepubescent pseudo-players
quirky queer quaffed queen
Lovediva
10-28-2002, 11:19 AM
R is for Ratfink!
skipthisone
10-28-2002, 11:20 AM
Sissified sucking simpleton
Lovediva
10-28-2002, 11:25 AM
T is for Twirp
Sugarsprinkles
10-28-2002, 07:15 PM
U is for Unreliable, Ungrateful, Untidy, Unwashed, Unceremoniously undulating, ugly urchin!
Murphy
10-28-2002, 07:18 PM
V is for varicose-veined, voiciferous, vacillating, vacuous vixen
erotic51
10-29-2002, 01:52 AM
w is obviously a WANKER!
Murphy
10-29-2002, 02:37 PM
I see we skipped "x" and "y"....sooo...
A is for angry agonizing atheletes
[QUOTE]Originally posted by Murphy
[B]I see we skipped "x" and "y"....sooo...
I know Y was there when I posted.....maybe the person deleted it or it is elfin magic....
Lilith
10-29-2002, 06:54 PM
B is for bubbleheaded blonde bitch
jjjjbo
10-29-2002, 08:34 PM
C is for cranky crazed crone
Sugarsprinkles
10-29-2002, 08:58 PM
D is for depraved, demented, dorky, dilly-dallying, dim-witted, doofus!!
E is for evil eye eating Ernie
Nikki
10-30-2002, 05:40 AM
F is for FREAK........
Lovediva
10-30-2002, 10:33 AM
G is for Goofball
erotic51
11-02-2002, 09:26 AM
H is a horrible little brat
Lilith
11-02-2002, 09:38 AM
I is for Ignoramus
Sugarsprinkles
11-02-2002, 10:05 AM
J is for juvenile jerk-off!
Murphy
11-02-2002, 10:07 AM
K is for Kiss-ass Kensayan
Nikki
11-03-2002, 08:43 AM
Liar Liar pants on fire...!!!!!!
Lovediva
11-03-2002, 09:36 AM
N is for NINCOMPOOP!!!:D :D
erotic51
11-03-2002, 11:14 AM
o is an oversized pimple!
Murphy
11-03-2002, 04:50 PM
p
pathetic pandering pantywaist
Booger
11-04-2002, 04:22 AM
Q
quack
Sugarsprinkles
11-05-2002, 09:04 AM
Wha' happened to "R" thru "Y"???? :D LOL
R - Rotten, rabid, racketeering, repugnant, ridiculous, rude, RAT-FINK!!!!!
Booger
11-05-2002, 10:25 AM
s- slacker
Nikki
11-06-2002, 06:11 AM
Traitor
Sharni
11-06-2002, 06:14 AM
Ugly-mutha
Nikki
11-06-2002, 06:33 PM
vile
erotic51
11-07-2002, 02:47 PM
Vile??? who me??? you Vitriolic vipery you!
Booger
11-08-2002, 12:43 AM
wimp
Sugarsprinkles
11-09-2002, 03:28 AM
Xenophobic Xylophonist!!
Sharni
11-09-2002, 04:18 AM
Yobbo
erotic51
11-09-2002, 10:04 AM
zit faced
Sugarsprinkles
11-09-2002, 05:37 PM
A is for arrogant, arromatic asshole.
B is for bossy bastardly bigot
MurphySprinkles
11-09-2002, 05:54 PM
C is for corpulant cocksure Cunt (My XW exactly)
erotic51
11-10-2002, 10:06 AM
D is a devilish, delightful, delicate and dedicated deviant.
Booger
11-10-2002, 05:50 PM
egotistical exlover
whitetiger74
11-10-2002, 05:52 PM
foolish faggot
Murphy
11-10-2002, 11:26 PM
Hog-tied hoppy hornytoad!
erotic51
11-11-2002, 02:25 AM
Jelly Juvenile
Lovediva
11-11-2002, 11:20 AM
K is for KooKoo brain
erotic51
11-11-2002, 01:06 PM
L is a laughable loutish layabout
Oldfart
11-12-2002, 05:20 AM
M is for Meanly Mendacious Mongrel
Sugarsprinkles
11-12-2002, 09:00 AM
N is for nasty, no-good Necrophiliac!
erotic51
11-13-2002, 02:02 AM
O is for ordinary, as in nothing to offer
Nikki
11-13-2002, 06:30 AM
P is for Pimple Pizza Faced Pothead
Sugarsprinkles
11-13-2002, 01:40 PM
Q is for quivering, quarreling, quirky Queen. :D
erotic51
11-14-2002, 02:04 AM
R is a racoon (best I can do at this time of the day)
Nikki
11-15-2002, 05:36 AM
S is for sleazeball..............
Sharni
11-15-2002, 05:43 AM
T is for Troglodyte
Nikki
11-15-2002, 05:53 AM
U is for ugly.......
dicksbro
11-15-2002, 07:17 AM
V is for Vulgar
Sugarsprinkles
11-15-2002, 05:39 PM
W is for worthless wimp
Revenant
11-16-2002, 09:09 PM
X is for X-Rated fetid whoremongers bitch.
Clint
11-28-2002, 06:06 AM
Z is for Zanny Zit-faced Zak(asshole) :P
Sugarsprinkles
11-28-2002, 11:46 AM
Arrogant, anal-retentive, androgynous anthropoid!!
erotic51
11-28-2002, 02:37 PM
B ~ bullish, beligerant and brainless bastard!
Murphy
11-28-2002, 02:41 PM
crazy crotchety custardheaded cactus!
Sugarsprinkles
12-02-2002, 10:28 AM
Egotistical, eccentric earth-worm
south
12-04-2002, 06:18 PM
Doggone dilapidated douche-bag
ohooops after E comes F
I almost forgot I think it is for.... fucked-up fag-friggin freaky-assed fuckhead
erotic51
12-05-2002, 02:36 AM
g ~ great galloping ghonads, goofy godless geek!
Sugarsprinkles
12-06-2002, 08:35 AM
Hairy, heartless, habitually horny hunch-back.
erotic51
12-08-2002, 12:46 PM
Idiotic, idle idiom is insane!
Sugarsprinkles
12-08-2002, 09:32 PM
Jism-coated jumpy jewel-thief!
Lilith
12-10-2002, 07:45 AM
Krusty Kiss~Ass
Lilith
12-10-2002, 08:18 AM
Manipulating Maniacal Man-eater
dicksbro
12-10-2002, 08:57 AM
Nerdy Numbskull
Lilith
01-15-2003, 07:37 PM
Over- bearing ogre
celticangel
01-15-2003, 08:14 PM
pillock
denny
01-15-2003, 08:20 PM
Quisling
celticangel
01-15-2003, 08:22 PM
rancid rat-bag
denny
01-15-2003, 08:31 PM
Sack of s**t!
whitehorse
01-19-2003, 11:09 AM
Twit
IenkiMoonshine
01-19-2003, 11:23 AM
unctuous sychophant
bottloboy
01-20-2003, 07:53 AM
vicious lil butt monkey
dm383
01-20-2003, 08:01 AM
wart-encrusted wiener!
Sugarsprinkles
02-18-2003, 12:25 AM
Xenophobic bigot
Cabrylla
02-18-2003, 03:04 AM
yak lovin Yokel!
denny
02-28-2003, 08:25 PM
zealous zero!
denny
05-02-2003, 10:29 PM
Two months without an insult!
adulterous asshole
Lilith
05-20-2003, 08:32 AM
bitter backassward bitch
hellsbells
05-21-2003, 08:37 PM
can't get it up you tosser???????
txgrneyes
05-24-2003, 01:37 AM
your a cum sucking gutter slut from hell !!!!
denny
05-24-2003, 03:34 PM
Dick-breathed duodenum dipper!
Steph
05-25-2003, 01:14 PM
egotistical egghead!
darogle
05-26-2003, 01:35 AM
flat-headed, festering, flatulant fuck-wad
dicksbro
05-26-2003, 03:40 AM
Garbage gobbler
denny
07-07-2003, 09:44 PM
warty
denny
07-29-2003, 11:29 PM
horny beast
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