Fav. Sex term

[Blade18]

of all the sex lingo we've written & read, what's ur favorite?

[Fang]

My favorite euphemisms for sex... Well my all time favorite comes from Shakespeare's Othello. "Making the beast with two backs..."

I've always been fond of the term "pearl necklace" as well.

[Mistress]

Hmm fucking just always worked for me ;)

[m45]

Fang you got.........

There is nothing like a "pearl necklace"

:D

[souls_cry2000]

i'd have to agree with fang "pearl necklace" is great term. i also like the sex euphemism...."shag"......i always get a laugh or two out of "bumping uglies".

[Lilith]

Horizontal Mambo

[scotzoidman]

Hey, like the Bob Segar song, "The Horizontal Bop"!

[Toronto]

Swallowing the swan.

[Ophelia]

while men get the "stroking the salami" and "spanking the monkey" and "choking the chicken"...my fav slang for female masturbation is....

Flipping the Bean


Ophelia

[nutworld]

Don't forget playing "hide the salami"

or even "playing DR"

[Ophelia]

Nut...

How about I play "hide YOUR salami" and you can play "Flip MY bean" (or better yet...lick my bean!)

Ophelia

[Aqua]

I'd play 'lick your bean' Ophelia!! :p :p

[ROCKHARD]

Bumping uglies is my all time favorite.

[Lady Pleaser]

Confusus say, "man who lay woman on ground have peice on earth."

[nutworld]

Originally posted by Ophelia
Nut...

How about I play "hide YOUR salami" and you can play "Flip MY bean" (or better yet...lick my bean!)

Ophelia

Now who am I to complain about an idea such as that....???


Sounds like GREAT fun Ophelia.

I'm just a bit dissapointed that I didn't come up with it on my own.
:)

[scotzoidman]

How bout some new math... instead of 69, try 16...

because 16 divided by 2 means you both get 8...

[nutworld]

LOL,
scotzoidman.

took me a minute there but I got it.

[Lovediva]

2 can chew :D :p

[Lovediva]

Also...my favortie term for blow job is...... Honking on BoBo!!:D :D

[Ophelia]

I personally like 77

Cause I get 8 more! ;)

Ophelia

[Oldfart]

In the nicest possible way, I get the feeling you enjoy

being a "has-bean".

Sorry, couldn't resist. (Bean envy)

[ROCKHARD]

Laying some pipe

[Lilith]

We are rennovating my houe and my best friend keeps teasing my hubby about his many trips to the hardware store for "trim" ~~~~~~~>Lilith

[scotzoidman]

Originally posted by LoveDiva4u
Also...my favortie term for blow job is...... Honking on BoBo!!:D :D OMG Diva... 1st thing that springs to mind is...
a local kid's show from my youth - between Popeye cartoons, host works with a hand puppet named BoBo - and kids in the studio audience were invited to come up and "honk BoBo's nose"!

[nutworld]

my favorite sex term is anyone who

"Does NUTWORLD" :)

[Lilith]

Can you tell us who have not been there how "Nutworld" differs from "Disneyworld"? I am plannng my vacation and am trying to decide on a destinaion.:D ~~~~~~~~~~>Lilith

[nutworld]

Lots more rides at Disney world, but Nutworld has no cartoon characters come to life..

Nutworld only has one thing "that comes to life" but it sure can be ridden.

[Lovediva]

Nutworld only has one thing "that comes to life" but it sure can be ridden

Does it take quarters or tokens?????? :p :D :D ;)

[nutworld]

No charge for any of the Pixies ladies.

So leave your tokens, quarters and B/F's or Husbands at home.
;)

[Lilith]

You can bet when I plan my itinerary(sp?) Nutworld will be my first stop!~~~~~~~~>Lilith (big mice scare me anyway) :p

[RedNLaycee]

Lilith,
If you don't mine me adding my 2 cents worth...Disneyworld might be fun, but I think Nutworld would be a lot for more fun with a lot more things to do and see....he he he

[nutworld]

Nutworld is now Open for business!!!

Special discount rates available.

Call your local travel agent ( or better yet Nutworld) for details.

[RedNLaycee]

Now we all know that FL is a warm place and know that shorts and a T-short would be appropriate dress...but in Nutworld, what would the dress code be??

hhhmmm......think it might get a little nipply......he he he

[Ophelia]

You said to leave boyfriends and husbands at the door...

but can I still bring my girlfriend(s)???


Just wondering!

Ophelia

[nutworld]

Ophelia,

The more the merrier. !!!

[luv2please]

OK I've done enough reading for today. Now I think it's time to "snap my raddish";)

[souls_cry2000]

how bout "straightening my line".

[Grumble]

I like'dining at the Y' 'munching furburger' and have to gibe you my favourite confusous saying
'Woman who fly upside down in plane bound to have crack up'
LOL

[Sugarsprinkles]

I don't care what you call it, just GIMME SOME!!!!!!:D

[vampeyes]

I have always been partial to riding the baloney (bologna whatever :) ) pony

[Master1012]

I'll stick to the one that actually has some meaning to me.

Making love...

I find this to be more appropriate becuase all the stuff I do with my g / f is out of love - not lustful pleasing of my body.