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Coach Knight
07-08-2002, 08:24 AM
Ok here's another ...

I think I've seen a thread where you determine your porn name. I've always used the formula of your pet's name (or a pet you had at one time) and the street you grew up on.

Mine is: PACKER CARLISLE

Then, make a porn movie name to star in (hopefully with one of those titles that is a parody of a real movie)

PACKER CARLISLE in ONE SPOO OVER THE CUCKOO'S NEST


I'm also currently in production for: THE WADFATHER

:yellghst:

skipthisone
07-08-2002, 08:32 AM
Funny Coach

Using your formula of street name and pet:

Name: Onyx Park

Movie: Onyx Park in Lawrence of your labia.

Coach Knight
07-08-2002, 08:48 AM
My wife's name would be:

Keifer Olive starring in Guys and Inflatable Dolls

Lilith
07-08-2002, 09:05 AM
ok~

Bee-Bee Easy

starring in~

Dirty Dozen

Clint
07-08-2002, 09:36 AM
Floyd Thumper in A Clockwork Orgy

THC
07-08-2002, 12:04 PM
mista bone

in

ass-ass-ins

not big on anal myself butt............

Coach Knight
07-08-2002, 12:13 PM
My neighbor's name is:

Cocoa McLean

Starring in:

Mr. MaGoo Mask

Clint
07-08-2002, 12:33 PM
Two of my good friends:

Buddah Bradley

in..................

Bradley does Bangledesh :)

dicksbro
07-08-2002, 01:01 PM
Tigger Lee in Star Whores

Clint
07-08-2002, 01:08 PM
Harry Beavers

In........................


The Beaverly Hill-Billies :)

heatluvintxn
07-08-2002, 10:46 PM
I thought that formula was for drag queen names....any who....
My name would be Tweety Tenderfoot in
Indiana Bones and the Quest for the Big O

Coach Knight
07-09-2002, 09:04 AM
Love that name Txn.

Thinking back, my old G/F would have been:
LUCKY BRANDYWINE

Starring in:
Queer and Pleasant Stranger

skipthisone
07-09-2002, 10:06 AM
My neighbor would be

Boobies Anthony in Silverdildo

Saddaddy
07-09-2002, 07:12 PM
Bobby Kershaw ,Starring in "Kershaw's FudgePackers"

Boru
07-09-2002, 08:24 PM
Me as

Sandy Lancaster starring in....Forrest Hump!

GermanSteve
07-10-2002, 06:02 AM
Leopold Körner in What the fuck is a bar job?:confused:

misomo
07-10-2002, 04:52 PM
Muffin Monroe Starring in Happy Blowjob Mr. President ;)

Clint
07-10-2002, 10:47 PM
Kimberly Swallows stars in Dudley Do Me Right

vampeyes
07-11-2002, 01:03 AM
I guess I would be
Pogo Cordell in Down and Up in Beverly's Hills :D

Clint
07-11-2002, 01:03 PM
Rob Kabob in Missionary: Impossible

Iam2evil
07-11-2002, 02:49 PM
Skipper Barton in Pokahotass

*kisses* Mrs.Evil

Clint
07-11-2002, 02:54 PM
Crystal Chandalier in Lady Does The Tramp

Clint
07-11-2002, 03:24 PM
Ben Biggie in Good Will Humping :)

lixnlix69
07-13-2002, 10:31 AM
Sugar Niantic debutes in:

Sleazy Rider

(teehee.....that was fun!)

Mrs. Lix

Clint
07-13-2002, 03:23 PM
Sherry Bush in Bringing Out The Head

roxanne916
07-14-2002, 02:29 PM
rockeeanne park in When Harry Ate Sally

kisses

roxy

Clint
07-14-2002, 11:27 PM
Willie Wilderson in Bed Wars Episode 2: Attack of the Moans :)

Coach Knight
07-15-2002, 08:50 AM
Natural Boob Lickers starring Woody the Hairy Son and Julliette Blew us

Philalabia starring Denzel Wash-My-Front and Tom Spanks

An American Tale (is hanging out of Richard Gere)

Dirty Harry and Sticky starring Clit Eastwood

Couple of more titles

Sperms of Enrearment
The Panty Clause
Miracle on 34-26-36th Street
In the Heat of the Nightie
White Jizzmas
Beauty and the Yeast Infection
Willy Likes it in the Chocolate Factory

:redghost: :redghost:

skipthisone
07-15-2002, 10:14 AM
Bangin Buck in Lord of the Cock Rings

Clint
07-15-2002, 12:36 PM
Eddie Splurgy in Nuttin' Proffessor..........

Clint
07-15-2002, 12:37 PM
Shirley Nipple in Little Oral Annie :eek:

Clint
07-18-2002, 04:01 PM
Tom Wanks in Forest Humps :)

Clint
07-21-2002, 02:58 PM
Big-Bone Tyrone stars in White Men Can't Hump

lixnlix69
07-21-2002, 05:53 PM
I think you might be cheating Clint????.....But who cares....I love the nics! You have a lot of time on your hands huh? (pun intended!)

Lemme see if I can remember the original formula!!!

Rocky Center

Starring in..........."Journey to the Center of My Thighs"!

Mrs. Lix

Clint
07-21-2002, 06:40 PM
LMAO @ Mrs. Lix..............nope, not cheating. Just creative and bored outta my mind :D

Bridgette Beastlover in Crocodile Dun-me :)

Nikki
08-03-2002, 09:06 AM
Gwyneth Polehumper in Swallowing Hal

2-4-tea
08-03-2002, 09:40 AM
Buck Naked in boob raider

Nikki
08-03-2002, 10:30 AM
Russell Cocksucker..........in Gay Gladiator

jjjjbo
08-03-2002, 12:51 PM
Lady Victoria in Arse-Lick and old Face Job.

Mercury_Maniac
08-03-2002, 05:42 PM
Tigger Mills in Lumber and Lube Action Part III

Mercury_Maniac
08-03-2002, 05:55 PM
Bruce Hungus in Ride Hard 2

dicksbro
08-03-2002, 07:16 PM
Lets Kneelsome in Spry Hardon

dicksbro
08-03-2002, 07:27 PM
And from the television set ...

Rick Grand Dick in Diveright Inher :D

Nikki
08-03-2002, 08:55 PM
Charlies Clitlicking Angels.........with Drew Bangyoumore, Lucy Lipslongingforyou and Cameron Deepthroatdiaz

Clint
08-20-2002, 10:16 AM
Ivana Smallone in The Throbbitt and soon appearing in Lord of the G-String ;)

Mercury_Maniac
08-21-2002, 02:06 PM
Ichabob's Crane in "Teasing Sleepy Dillholes"

Irish
08-21-2002, 02:27 PM
Just to let you know;how reputable;the video shops are!A few years ago;I was working 3rd shift and rented a video called"Edward Penishands".When I got home from work ;that morning;I popped it in the TV;thinking that;at least;I would have
something;to stroke;along with!Approx. 1/2way thru;the tape;it went all blurry and lined.I took it back to the rental shop;told them;that the tape was screwed up.They said OK.As I was leaving;I noticed;that instead of sending it back to the video co.;
they were putting it back;on the shelf;for some other poor sucker
to rent.Beware!!! Irish

Uncle Silky
08-23-2002, 12:03 PM
i guess that'd make me Kain Mount Sharon.

juiceyjackie
09-09-2002, 03:56 PM
Sproket Fillmore staring in Clitty Clitty Bang Bang

dicksbro
09-09-2002, 04:15 PM
Jerk Donelass in "Smartass is Cussed"

Vintage Vixen
09-09-2002, 10:06 PM
Fiona Winthrop...."Mistress Kitty And The Naughty Kittens "



LMAO

Mercury_Maniac
09-09-2002, 10:09 PM
Jackin Yoanus in "The Nasty Suppository"

DildoDiva
09-09-2002, 11:03 PM
Shadow VanDorn in "Lilo and Snatch"

nitedreamer
09-10-2002, 09:20 PM
Elvira Roper in "The Fast and the Furryless"

Clint
09-11-2002, 01:58 PM
Sylvia Slut Staring In Changing Wangs ;)

Mercury_Maniac
09-11-2002, 04:40 PM
Heather Hummer in "The Mouthful"

SamBahrDAlsop
09-12-2002, 03:35 PM
Blinky Grant in "I Know Who Did You Last Summer"

Mercury_Maniac
09-13-2002, 02:49 PM
Dr. Thumper in "Open Wide"

JMichaelR89
09-19-2002, 01:27 PM
In his acting debut....


Oliver Columbus in the horny trilogy

Spray Anything
Almost Topless
and
Vanilla Bi


A Cumeron Crowe production

Mercury_Maniac
09-19-2002, 10:53 PM
Sir Jacksmackalicious

starring in his hottest videos

"Stick this where the douche bag goes"

"Over your chest, up the butt, and on your face"

"The Fisting Knight"

"Feeding Her the Excalibur"

Booger
09-21-2002, 03:17 AM
sonny 96

Sonny 96 in the adventures of the dyslexic porn start

Cindy Kim
09-26-2002, 09:46 AM
Suky Dong

Suky Dong and the Sorcerer's Bone

me_carl
09-27-2002, 12:01 PM
Thumper Bigtime

Thumper Bigtime in Rambone II

porncow
09-28-2002, 10:56 AM
Randy Allottacock

Randy Allottacock in FaceJam2

dannyk
09-29-2002, 11:24 PM
Sir Basil Wrapped-bone starring as Shercock Holmes in A Slutty in Scarlet

Ad Infinitum
10-30-2002, 04:43 PM
Kirk Highfield in Cock Tale.

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BIBI
11-03-2002, 03:00 AM
Ginger Marsten starring in.....

The Rockin' Whore's Picture Show

Vixenoir
11-05-2002, 06:22 PM
pet street formula my tragic porn name would be

Bruce Bristol.. I guess I could go tranny

clean1
12-19-2002, 10:59 PM
Fluffy Highcourt

Fluffy Does Pixies...

2-4-tea
12-20-2002, 07:20 AM
has to use the old constansa name Buck Naked and the movie title would be Buck Naked in the 25th century

nikanik
12-26-2002, 01:55 AM
Ms. Fluffy V

Fluff Me

nikanik
12-26-2002, 01:56 AM
My Sister would be

Spitz Rock in

Spitz or Swallowz

TinkerBell69
03-13-2003, 08:49 AM
Maisie Chapel

cant think of a movie name

Rickersweet
03-15-2003, 01:27 AM
Coco Eigth
in "How to Screw a Guy in Ten Days"