Sexual~Alphabet Party.......Cum-n-Play!

[lixnlix69]

I thought of this just a few moments ago so I hope it hasn't been done and that everyone will cum and play!

Here is the premise.......Cum to the party bearing a gift! The gift must be in alphabetical order and it has to have a sexual connotation. It can be ANYTHING but you have to explain it's "sexual" meaning. By the time this thread gets stale I hope we have enough "gifts" to have an "orgy extraordinaire"!


~Mrs. Lix~


I will start..............I bring to the party an AMPLIFIER, so that the romantic music can be heard and we don't end up with the "boys" on one side of the room and the "girls" on the other. Let's all dance!

Get it?....Not so hard, huh?.....Who will come to my party? I love gifts! Use your imaginations........this could get interesting!!

Next "gift" starts with B.............................

[Eros]

I'm coming to the party and bringing Beer....umm..it's sexual meaning is self-explanitory..lmao.

[Scarecrow]

I will be bringing a CD player to hook to Mrs. Lix amplifier so we can play some music to dance too.

[Lilith]

I will bring dildos (dildoes)....well I think that one is self explanatory as well :D:D:p

[dicksbro]

I always carry something to eat with me :D

[lixnlix69]

I also brought a "fig" leaf....to cover the pertinent part till the timing is right!

[Eros]

I'll bring a Gallon of KY Jelly...never know when it will come in handy ;)

[ryder]

What's a party without ... Joygel!

[gods_favorite]

I'll be bringing strap on cocks for the ladies.

[Lilith]

H~ I will bring hand held massagers incase anyone feels a little tense

[lixnlix69]

TY for the gifts.........I am also bringing my "Ibenez" to play in a more intimate circle of friends. Cum closer everyone!

[Bilbo]

J- Jockstraps for the men to parade for the ladie's

easier to make a choice

[dicksbro]

K - KILTS without briefs for the guys to wear when the wind blows.

[Murphy]

"L" I'll bring Lotion, for those who'd like some extra lubrication or just a nice slippery feeling all over..

[Sugarsprinkles]

"M"

I'll bring Mosquito repellant...........after all who wants to get bit in all sorts of uncomfortable places when you're trying to party???

[Lovediva]

N...

I will bring Naughty Board Games! They are alot of fun at a party!

[Scarecrow]

I'll also bring Ostrich feathers to entice all the right places

[Sugarsprinkles]

"P"

I'll also bring some floor PILLOWS!! Sure makes being on the floor (and flat on your back?) much more comfortable!:D :D

[legend]

I'll bring a quilt, to curl up under after we're done.

[Sugarsprinkles]

'R'

I can also bring some ROPES for those that are into that sort of thing..... :D :D :D

[scotzoidman]

I'll bring Scotz, with a Strat...so I can play with mrs lix & her Ibenez

[Lovediva]

T

I'll bring the Twister Game...everyone likes to play naked twister! :D :D

[Eros]

I'll just come UNDERDRESSED...lol

[Sugarsprinkles]

That would be VERY exciting, Aeros!! :D:D

[Eros]

And I'll bring Whips to go along with Sugar's ropes ;)

[Lilith]

I will bring XXXrated movies

[Eros]

I'll bring a Yellow baloon...just cause i can't think of anything that starts with Y..lol

[nikanik]

and ill bring a zoot suit for those of us who likes to play dress up

[Sugarsprinkles]

I'll bring some AIR FRESHENER!!!

After all, with all those sweating bodies, and other assorted odors, no doubt the air will be rather pungent..LOL:D ;) :p

[Eros]

Hey..I had B last time..lol..guess I'll bring some bourbon too

[Aqua]

I'll bring some Colt 45, I hear it "works every time..." ;)

[Coach Knight]

I'll bring a Dirty Mind!

[Eros]

I'll bring some Energizer batteries...so I can keep going and going and going............. ;)

[dicksbro]

I'll bring FINGERNAIL clippers, in case things get rouch :D

[kimmer22]

I'll bring Gum....so incase my mouth gets bored...but i doubt thats possible!!!

[Sugarsprinkles]

I'll bring HUGS for everyone!! :D:D

[Mercury_Maniac]

Don't forget the DING-DONGS, my treat!!

[Coach Knight]

Ice Cream ... melts all over everyone.

[Mercury_Maniac]

well i fucked that up sorry i was looking at the wrong page,



I'll bring some JAPANESE food, some spice and rice

[ryder]

A bath tub full of.... Jello!

[dicksbro]

kudos for the least dressed :D

[Scarecrow]

L
I'll bring some Lotion for all the lovely ladies

[Lovediva]

M

I'll bring some money in case men want to do a striptease and I can fill their g-strings! :D :D

[lixnlix69]

N

I will supply the "Nightlights" for when we put the lights down low and candles aren't in all the darkest places.

[dicksbro]

I bet we'll need some orgasms for the overly excited.

[Murphy]

Since we'll probably need snacks:
Popsickles, Popcorn, Peanuts, and Pies

[Eros]

Q???????

What can I bring that starts with a Q? Maybe a dirty 20 Questions game..lol

[vampeyes]

R how about rasperry jam to put in all the right spots to be licked off thast what I will bring :p

[Mercury_Maniac]

S i'll bring some Strawberries with Smirnoff

[nikanik]

Ill bring a Tickle me Cookie Monster. the little vibrator inside works wonders for extra feeling.

[dicksbro]

I'll bring UNDERSHIRTS for our Wet t-shirt contest :)

[erotic51]

very vigorously vibrating

[Sugarsprinkles]

I'll bring some WHIPPED CREAM !!

Now, who wants to lick it off??:D ;) :p :D

[Oldfart]

A bevy of xenophilic nymphomaniacs

[vampeyes]

Y - I will bring a Yellow tarp to cover in baby oil so we can roll around on it :D

[Coach Knight]

Ooooh! Love the yellow tarp/baby oil idea.

Z
I'll bring Zookeepers to keep an eye on all the wild animal sex.

[Lilith]

A~ I will bring apples incase we get tired of bobbing for cocks

[erotic51]

B Will balloons be OK?

[Eros]

C...Hmmm...

Condoms? You can never have too many you know!

[Mercury_Maniac]

D condoms to wrap our ~Deepsea Diving~ units

[Summer]

E - for that extremely fun EDIBLE body glitter and egret feather

[skipthisone]

F - for the French .........ugh, I don't know, but if its french its bound to be lots of fun

[fingers]

g is for gratification which hopefully everybody will get

[Lilith]

I will bring hemp...noooooooo that would be bad....sorry...i mean hemp rope for those into bondage

[Saddaddy]

I is for Igloo Cooler full of Ice to cool down the Nipples

[Lovediva]

I will bring some Jello for Jello wrestling!

[Mydra]

I will bring the KY.

[ryder]

Licorice flavoured lubricant...

[Mydra]

the Margarita's, we all know what comes from there....

[vgavoy]

N -- I'll bring naughty nighties (with the peek-a-boo cutout places) since I love to look. ;)

[Mydra]

Well then, I will simply bring my Orgasm.

:)~

[ryder]

maybe a little deviant from the line but how 'bout ..
4 neckties...to tie some lucky person to the four corners of a bed!

[Mydra]

hhhmmmm, well we can skip P then...

I will provide the sexual QUEST.

[Summer]

R - for the Razors in which we will need for touch ups

[dicksbro]

S for the Soap to clean ourselves up.

[Eros]

T

I guess I could bring some TEQUILA!

[Mydra]

Then I will purchase an UMBRELLA so we may play in the rain.

[Eros]

V

Some VELCRO handcuffs would be handy

[Summer]

W - HELLO ...... WHIP CREAM!

[Eros]

X

Hmm....

[erotic51]

E erotic encounters

[erotic51]

(opps above post sorry wrong place in the thread)

Y yes (when it means yes)

[Oldfart]

Z is for Zoophily, something not allowed here

[lixnlix69]

I am supplying the aphrodiasiacs.........Spanish Fly anyone?

[Oldfart]

Used for Bonking, we hope Lix.

[Lilith]

I will bring Creme de Menthe....for the licking ;)

[THC]

debbie does dallas

help us all STAY in the mood

[Lovediva]

I think I'll aslo bring some "Energy Chocolate bars"...going to be alot of men at this party...;) :D

[Coach Knight]

I will bring plenty of Fucking Friends for Diva.

[vgavoy]

G -- How about some GRAPE JELLY because I also love to lick! :p

[dicksbro]

G-strings for those chilly evenings :D

[erotic51]

h is hot as we get down and boogy

[Summer]

I - for the Ice we will need in our drinks and to perk up some nipples

[Lilith]

J~ is for jelly doughnuts...from Krispy Kreme...we can practice licking and sucking out all the jelly

[Scarecrow]

K I'll bring the Kama Sutra that has many ideas for new positions

[Sugarsprinkles]

L

I'll bring LACEY undies because they're just so damn sexy!!!:D :D

[dicksbro]

M

Martini's for everyone :D

[erotic51]

N is for naughty as how much can we be :)

[Lovediva]

I'll bring an Overnight bag .........cause I know I will be staying overnight!!:D :D

[vgavoy]

P -- Puckered lips -- everybody gits a biiiig smooch! ;)

[Clint]

Q-Quivering lips to kiss all of you deeply

[erotic51]

R rolly polly pudding and pie, can I join in if I don't cry?

[Glyndwr]

S - Strawberries, ripe, red and juicy, ready for crushing against pale flesh and then licking clean :P

[MissX]

T - Ties to keep all you hot blooded males under restraint,,,,just incase you hurt yourselves you understand

[Glyndwr]

U- an Untieing device, just in case I didn't want to be restrained anymore ;)

[MissX]

Hey that's cheating, no untieing devices allowed.....
V - vice like ties to keep you under control!

[Glyndwr]

W- Wirecutters, if at first you don't succeed........I'm sure you know the rest ;)

[MissX]

X - rated lingerie to tempt those escapees back to the fold?

[Glyndwr]

Yorkie Bars, to give me energy....I'd offer you one, but they're not for girls ~lol~

[MissX]

Nope can't think of anything for z...help?

[Glyndwr]

Zebra striped silk pyjamas for you to wear, nope take them off I prefer the X-rated lingerie ;)

[MissX]

Lol, I thought about zebra but thought that would be too much, darn it why didn't I think about pjs! :D

[Glyndwr]

I'm trying to weave in Aard-vark, any suggestions?

[MissX]

I wasn't that adventurous
A - is for appetiser...eaten off a willing naked bod

[Glyndwr]

B - Breathing, shallow and controlled so as not to spill any of the appetisers spread all over me

[MissX]

C - Chest heaving with excitement as to what excitement the main course holds

[Glyndwr]

D - 'DAMN, no, not now' as Father Time drags me out of pixies

sleep well :)

[MissX]

E - eventually sleep comes to us all....calling it a night too!

[Oldfart]

F is for fresh, as you newly woken northern Hemisphere

pixies should be.

[Scarecrow]

G is for G-string which is all the Pixies ladies are allowed to wear

[cookiepie]

H- for handcuffs lined in fur ...... but U cant have mine it will be a extra pair... *giggle*

[vgavoy]

I -- Inches... more than enough to keep the ladies satisfied. ;)

[Eros]

J is for JumpRope...never know when you'll run out of regular rope to tie someone up with..lol

[nikanik]

K is for Krispy Kremes we might get a little hungry and couple of dozen will do.

[erotic51]

L is for licking each other as the night grow old

[dicksbro]

M is for mixed drinks to help keep things going

[Clint]

N is for Nothing but the best sex!

[Lilith]

M I will bring Money$$$$$$ to buy more condoms or condiments...whichever we run out of first!!!!

[Clint]

N is for Nothing but the best sex!!!

[Scarecrow]

O I will bring all the little Oddes & Ends that will be needed.

[Mercury_Maniac]

P is for the many Postions that will be used

[Mercury_Maniac]

excuse me

Positions

[Midnight Kiss]

"Q"

I will bring a quarter, so we can play "sex quarters", a drinking game.

[lixnlix69]

R............I have some Roosters!

The difference between sexy and kinky............


sexy- feathers

kinky- the whole chicken

OMGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!

[Midnight Kiss]

S

I will bring Shaving cream, to help out with thoses touch ups mentioned earlier.

[Coach Knight]

T
I will bring Tickling devices to drive everyone wild

[Midnight Kiss]

U

I will bring underwater toys, to lay with in the tub or pool

[Midnight Kiss]

opps, that should be "Play" not lay

[Prophet Reality]

V is for the blank video tapes so that we can record our fun. Of course you don't have to particapte either. But it would be a lot more fun if you did.

[Lilith]

WWWWWWWW
I have waited soooooooo long to be WWWWWW

I will bring my ~whip~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>crack!

[Sugarsprinkles]

X is for all the X-rated fun we'll be having at the party!!:D :D

[Midnight Kiss]

"Y"

I can bring yogurt, for dipping and more.

[Glyndwr]

Z - My contribution is a zip unsticking device, in case of emergencies ;)

[MissX]

A - has to stand for "Again!" and "More!"

[Glyndwr]

B- 'Bravo' & 'Encore'

[nikanik]

I will bring a couple of cum catchers or condoms

[erotic51]

This party has become devilishly disgusting, depraved and debauched with dildos deeply deposited in damp places.

[Scarecrow]

So were is the Erotic Art???

[Lilith]

F~ I will bring FRESH FRUIT to drip down chins and run into laps...we must keep up our strength;)

[Glyndwr]

G is for golden globes glistening with globules of glutinous goo

[Clint]

H is for the Hands that will be in places they shouldn't be.....

[erotic51]

I is for intercourse what else could it stand for?

[Clint]

J is for Jacking off into your belly-button....

[Coach Knight]

K I'll bring Krispy Kreme Donuts.
We'll be hungry after the fun.

[Clint]

L is for Lapping up your juices...

[Prophet Reality]

M is for the Muddslides that I will be licking and lapping off of all the lovely ladies.

[Clint]

N is for Needing you....right here, right now!

[dicksbro]

O - I'll bring some Ora Gel ... actually this is kind of white, creamy lotion kind of oral gel :D:D

[erotic51]

P is for Party at Pixies Place

[Clint]

Q is for Quill-feathers gentley tickling your body...

[Sugarsprinkles]

R is for Rich chocolate to Rub on each other's bodies...MMmmmmm:D :fly: :D :fly:

[lixnlix69]

S is for Saliva

Gonna be a lot of licking going on!

Mrs. Lix

[dicksbro]

T is for towels

After the licking, the clean-up :D :D

[Clint]

U is for undulating :)

[erotic51]

V is for vooomm what a great party

[dicksbro]

W ... I'll bring watches in case we have any "timed events!" :D

[Clint]

X is for the Xylophone mallots that we can use as toys......

[erotic51]

Z is for zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz hope I wont fall asleep

[Clint]

A is for All the things that come after A

[erotic51]

B is a bare breast beating breathlessly beyond belief

[Clint]

C is for Cereal....you'll need some, seeing as how I'm spending the night :)

[erotic51]

D is Derrière to be viewed and carressed, lavished with kisses and..... (sorry I just love rear ends)

[Clint]

E is for Everybody can join in!!!

[sadora]

F is for furious pounding from behind

[Clint]

Get is for Giving it up :)

[Scarecrow]

H is for the heat all the Pixies will bring to the party :D :D :p

[Glyndwr]

I is for Increasing heartbeat as I think of all the naughty party games we can play

[Lilith]

J is for the jello shooters we will consume:D:D:p

[Glyndwr]

K is for the King size bed we can roll around on

[m45]

L is for leather strips 1/2" wide and 3 feet long.
A whole box of them for whips, or tieing some one up.
Come here Mrs Lix

[erotic51]

M is mutual consent to perform the above mentioned

[dicksbro]

N is for nothing ... so we'll have something to change into for the games :D

[erotic51]

O is for original as in what we all are

[Scarecrow]

P is for petting which is one way to get started

[Clint]

Q is for Quickie :)

[Sugarsprinkles]

U is for Unending pleasure :D:D:D

[Clint]

V is for Very Very Very HOT :D

[ryder]

W - willing woman

[Clint]

X is for X-tra people to join in on the fun :)

[Prophet Reality]

Y is for Yoga.... a way to become more limber to be able to get into more postions of the Kama Sutra.

[Clint]

Z is for Zebras........everytime I see them on the Disc. Channel their always humping :)

[lixnlix69]

A

Aerosmith CD's to get this party rockin!

( Pretty smooth Prophet....LOL!)

and Clint?........You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals, so let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel......(I had to sing that....teehee) Also.....Has anyone ever asked you what "The Calling of the Crowes" is? Or is that a stupid question?

Mrs. Lix

[Clint]

Thanks for the song Mrs. Lix :D

B is for Break out the champaign :)

For the complete 411 on the "Calling of the Crowes", go to the advice forum and look up the thread posted by andrew :)

[Sugarsprinkles]

C is for the CHIROPRACTOR you'd need if you tried "Calling of the Crows"......:D
Unless you're a CONTORTIONIST!! LOL
:D :D

[Clint]

D is for Dancing the horizontal polka dance :D

[Lilith]

E~ I will bring eclairs...we can lick the chocolate off and suck the cream out of them :D

[Clint]

F.........I will bring hot Fudge to lick off of your bodies....yummy ;)

[Ando3]

G...... why Gee... I think I'll bring my G-spot vibrator.

[sassypantz]

H - I'll bring a hummmmm to wrap around a cock or two

[Clint]

I stands for I.........I will be at the party.....Isn't that all you need ;)

[Lilith]

J...I will bring the junk in my trunk LMAO!!!!!!

[Clint]

LMAO @ Lilith.....You're so silly ;)

K is for Katie, Kristen, Kathy, and Karen.....................need I say more ;)

[lixnlix69]

L

I have on hand Lasso's..........so's we can rope and tie um down!

Mrs. Lix

P.S. This party is getting good..........is it time for the orgy yet?

[Clint]

M is for Mushy lovie dovie stuff.......

[Nikki]

Naughty Natasha naked nibbled naive Nigels nuts nicely....

[Clint]

Originally posted by Nikki
Naughty Natasha naked nibbled naive Nigels nuts nicely....

Great Alliteration Nikki, but I think that you're in the wrong thread :D :D ;)

N is for Naps......which there will be none of :)

[lixnlix69]

O

I have OBJECTS of a sexual nature.....ie: dildos, blow up dolls, ben wa balls, butt plugs....etc.!

Mrs. Lix

[Clint]

P is for Pacing ourselves so we can last allllllllllllllll night :D

[kitwalker]

Q is for quietness, which we should all strive to avoid.

[Clint]

R is for Rest and Relaxation........Believe me, we'll need it ;)

[Sassy Rose]

I'll be wearing my lace Stockings along with my Satin lingerie!

[Clint]

T is for Turn me on. ;)

[Sugarsprinkles]

U is for all the new, pretty, silky, sexy UNDIES I bought for my trip....:D :D

[ryder]

V - Velvet tongue

[dicksbro]

W - better bring some water beds.

[Sassy Rose]

X- The xtacy (ok so not how it's spelled) that I'll be in from all this fun!

[Nikki]

Y is for the Yellow rubber duckies.......for the hot tub!!!!...unless someone has any other ideas for them.....hmmmm that wouldnt surprise me if it was a pixie party.....hehehe

[me_carl]

Z is for the "z" in NODOZ so we can stay up and play all night!

[Clint]

A is for After glow :D ;) :D

[Nikki]

B is for Bedtime story......Ohhhhhh im sure we might be albe to find one here at Pixies....

[dicksbro]

C is for chocolates. Good during both prelims and wind downs :)

[Clint]

D is for Dripping with pre-cum ;)

[jjjjbo]

E is for EVERY kiss and nibble

[Clint]

F is for Foreplay...and lots of it :D

[Dark Lord]

G is for "God...oh God....OooooooooooooooooooooGOD!!!"

[Clint]

H is for Handjobs all around the place. :D :D :D

[kitwalker]

I Indescrestion which we can also avoid

[dicksbro]

J is for jiggling ... something that's fun to watch during the ladies 100m dash. :D :D

[Nikki]

k is for kisses...........all over your body......everywhere......

[skipthisone]

L is for Licks, from top to bottom and back down again

[Lilith]

M is for the juicy Mangoes I will bring.....a little slurpy fruit is always sure bet

[skipthisone]

N is for Nockers...well shit thats supposed to be a k, but crap i was just looking at a great pair and dammit i want it to be this way so there!!

[Clint]

O is for and Opening for a girlfriend right here ;)

*Lonely ;)

[skipthisone]

p is for park you butt here and you wont be lonely anymore

[Clint]

Q is for Quite the gentelman aren't we skipthisone ;)

[Nikki]

R is for rocking and rolling on the bed...........

[Clint]

S is for SKIPTHISONE!!!

[Nikki]

T is for tongues sliding up and down and all over your body

[dicksbro]

U is for Ukulele which might be nice if we have any hula dancing.

[Sugarsprinkles]

V is for a Variety of sexual positions. :D After all, Variety is the spice of life!!!

[Clint]

W is for Wanting more..........Neeeeeeeding more ;)

[dicksbro]

XXX is the rating that shows on the tape I'm bringing.

[Clint]

Y is for ::Yawn:: I sure am exhausted ;)

[Nikki]

(if your exhausted then.............)

Z is for zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

(ohhh sweet sexy dreams)

[Clint]

A is for Another round of the sexual Alphabet party ;)

[Coach Knight]

B is for Bukkake

You know I think the Sexual Alphabet Party and the Naughty Alphabet Game have morphed into the same thread.

[dicksbro]

C is for a can ... er ... yeah ... the can. With all this partying I'm sure we'll all need to use one at some point. :whiteghos

[ryder]

D - as in I'm 'done' How many rounds is this now..teehee

[dicksbro]

E as in "Eats" since we all get hungry.

[Sugarsprinkles]

F is for.........................FORNICATION!!!



HA HA Fooled you!!:D:D

You thought I was going to say that other "F" word, didn't you??? LOL :D:D