Need Tips on Masturbating

[MAZTRbate]

I would like to know some ways to masturbate. I'm a guy and want to try something new becides using my hand.

Thanks

[GermanSteve]

Welcome.
Do you have a massager at home? This kind to remove pain from your back? One with strong vibration? Try using this (use it as you want, find it out), you will see that´s great and different.

[HappyBoy]

I am also interested to know. Using the hand get boring and too often my girl is not available.

One thing I have tried is to use the water stream from the shower - that showerheads where you can adjust the stream. That works, but takes some time and concentration. The good thing is - the mess is right away ;-)

I have also tried an electrical shaver - remove the top cover and you will find a nice vibrating thing. Put the whole shaver into a washcloth before using it. Thats the one which works really quick.

Thanks for any further hints ......

[Play4n6]

Try http://www.jackinworld.com for some great techniques...

When I get tired of my hand, I like to lay face down on a towel or even wad up a towel and put it between my legs and rock back and forth....hard to describe, but feels fantastic... :)

[pussylover]

This one sounds really out there but works awesome. Try using an vibrating palm electric sander. With out the sand paper obviously. Works great

[RandyGal]

Some great ideas guys....

Also I'd like to take this moment to welcome Bob Villa to Pixies...er...I mean "pussylover" to Pixies.

Welcome to a great place with lots of great information. :D





*a palm sander huh? now why didn't i think of that?*

:p

[pussylover]

Thanks for the warm welcome RandyGal, send all your home improvement/sexual problems my way:) You can fix most of them with power tools

[RandyGal]

Oh you're very welcome Mr Villa. :D

Got any good deals on Craftsman tools today hon?



*feeling slightly flushed and just a teensy bit excited*

[pussylover]

Nothing but Craftsman from Bob, vibrating sanders and power drills what else do you need?

[RandyGal]

OOOoooooooooo well, that pretty much says it all....

although, a nice sawhorse and maybe a clamp or two?

I dunno...have to think a bit more on my order I guess. :D



Thanks for pushing my buttons tonite Bob. :)
You shall be rewarded for your efforts I assure you. ;)

[pussylover]

I can't wait:)

[scotzoidman]

You need tools... I got the tools... ;)

[samie]

hey what about different ways for us gals???huh???geezzz....i cant even find my g-spot.......and *MAN* i want to!!


signed,,a very horney,,frustrated,,
samie

[foosballfan]

Damn, that's a coincidence! I happen to be a professional Grafenberg investigator. I find G-spots for a living for all those who can't find theirs.
I could get you a special introductory rate.

fbf

[legend]

i'm really worried about the people who are using power tools for personal pleasure....i mean we're talking about the best friend here, i i'd like to keep mine

[samie]

Originally posted by foosballfan
Damn, that's a coincidence! I happen to be a professional Grafenberg investigator. I find G-spots for a living for all those who can't find theirs.
I could get you a special introductory rate.

fbf HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! and how much do you charge for this service???*winks*

[foosballfan]

For you, No charge for the first 24 hours...

fbf

[Christine]

fbf
No man has ever found my g-spot...I'm not even sure it exists...
if you or any other man can find it, you will be rewarded handsomely! :o

[Oldfart]

Christine, there is a G-Spot.

It just needs lots of seeking and exploring.

Did I mention lots of?

[Grumble]

mmmmmmmm seems to be a job opportunity opening up here.
Grumble is interested, not for money though, the perks of the job would be enough :)

[Misplaced Ice]

As far as I know the best way to find your g-spot is by sticking your finger up inside you and curling your finger back toward your hand. i'm not 100% sure if that is my g-spot but it feels fucking fantastic.

[Grumble]

Geez MI you are gunna stuff up a promising sideline here LOL
Hun you have found the G spot, bugger it, I was coming across the Tasman to show you too.

Happy orgasms

[Steph]

I found mine in the same place Misplaced Ice did . . . that sounds naughty, doesn't it? ;)

I first came by positioning myself under the bathtub tap's warm water.

I also can get really hot and bothered by stroking my clit in chat with some of the wonderful members here :), reading erotica, and watching porn.

The fun is in the experimentation!!! Damn, I'm all inspired and have to go back to work for a few hours. I'll be back!

[SexyDiva]

Samie honey....to find your g-spot stick your finger up there and then curve it upward and feel around the walls til you find it.

I couldnt find mine myself so I unlisted help :D Now I know right where it is!

[Prophet Reality]

Okay this is how my ex told me to find hers. She told me to put my finger in about half, then pull it towards her pubic bone. Then slowly, and gently move the finger around unti lyou find an area that is kinda rough to the touch. That should be it. I have tried this on a couple of other ladies and find that it works everytime.

[RandyGal]

I'll believe it when I feel it.

Until then, I don't believe there IS a *G* spot.
It's just another elusive thing to make people feel not-quite-right if they DON'T find the magic spot.

I do pretty dang well with the clit alone, thanks. :)

[Glyndwr]

Hi RG

I'm sure you could have a lot of fun trying to find it

[legend]

I thought X marked the spot anyway. :confused: :D

[RandyGal]

Sometimes my MS gets in the way of being able to bend and twist like I'd need to.

Help me out here! :D



p.s. WOW! LOVED the new pics and words you posted Glyndwr! VERY VERY nice......

[Oldfart]

RG

The way I heard it is that it is part of the neural pathway associated with

the clitoris.

In some this appears to be closer to the surface of the vagina than in others.

Some women may never have 'g-spot' experience for this reason.

If it fires for you, great. If not, work out what else makes you smile.


This was on a science radio program last year.

[Twistedpoet]

I forget the name of the movie,I think it was American Pie, but the apple pie thing looked very interesting.When I dont want to masturbate I make Sadora do it.As for you ladies Why on earth would you ever need to masturbate when there are sooooo many horny eager men,not to mention the fact that 90% of all sex toys are designed for womens pleasure though there are some out there for us guys rubber mouths,and vibrating pocket pussies, but where are our vibrating panties or humming birds for men ,you ladies have all the resources you need as you can see the men are resorting to power tools ,but I hear they work on women as well, attach a dildo to a drill and see what kind of fun you can have.

[Steph]

I've been masturbating here in this small town because there just aren't many single guys around! I don't masturbate as much when I'm in a relationship. Do married/attached guys still masturbate as much as when they're single?

[dicksbro]

A long time since I've been single but no doubt it's less today than before I was married. Never really totally give up on it, though. Sometimes, it's just really convenient :cool:

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If a dove is the bird of peace, is a swallow the bird of love?:D

[RandyGal]

Perhaps I spoke too soon.

There just might BE an elusive *G* spot indeed...

it will however, take a little more experimentation to make absolutely SURE that's what it was.

:p :D :p :D :fish:

[Harley Q]

This just in! The elusive G-spot has been spotted heading north. A group of very eager volunteers continue the manhunt, and officials are expecting a glorious conclusion as soon as the spot is found.

[2-4-tea]

is married and masturbates more now then I did when single lol

[A.K.'s Sex-Pot]

My ex used to masturbate without me, which didn't really bother me, but why not turn me on and get me to join in? He just could never be bothered to find out what turned me on. That's why he's an ex!

[raraa]

I like about masturbation thats its convenient as some people here said and no need to foreplay. I have a beautiful GF and we have a very healthy sex relationship (3 times a week) but I still do it sometimes its just fun.

[popper70]

I once read in the net that it works quite good by drill or cut o hole in a water melon. dont put all of the red stuff out, yust a bit. then u can stick ur dick inside. havent tried yet, but think i ll do one day...

cu f'x

[Nikki]

OMG!!!!!!!!!.........I'm never eating watermelon again....

[erotic51]

nevermind the watermellon, try strawberries and cream, slowly applied over the required spot and gently massages into the skin. Then ask your partner to hepl clean it of. :)

[black rose]

ok, a male mate once told me about what he called a "posh wank"

basically, you wet two sponges and place them on a toilet seat, one on top of the other, then thrust your dick into them. it is meant to feel like a good screw, and all the evidence is flushed away into the toilet :D

[ericthered]

There is a saying - attributed to various Middle Eastern countries (no doubt unjustly)- which goes something like "A woman for duty, a boy for pleasure, a melon for ecstasy." Sorry I can't vouch for this as I seem to have got hung up on the first step.

[jt2595]

My wife bought me a Pirates Cove from Tasteful Treasures. It has ribs and it is real tight.

It works great when she is not home.