counter quotes

[axe31]

how about this quotes game
first post the film or tv quote eg, film(these arent the droids youre looking for) :)
then the next person replys with the film name and the person who said it actor or caracter eg relply, star wars,anew hope, and alex guinness,. then you can follow up with your own quote.
ok frst quote. film" i think were gowing to need a bigger boat"

[Aqua]

Jaws, Roy Scheider

~"Sorry, they melvined me."

[souls_cry2000]

Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey, Death

[souls_cry2000]

"Buckle up Dorothy 'cause Kansas is going bye bye"

[Aqua]

The Matrix, Cypher (That was almost what I went with first Souls!)

~"I'm an excellent driver."

[scotzoidman]

Rainman, Dustin Hoffman

"I have a bad feeling about this"

[ASH]

this could probably be several movies, but i'm gonna go with
star wars, luke

"i'm not even suppose to be here today!"

[Eros]

Dante Hicks-Clerks

"No, I'm not Jewish, I just don't dig on swine. That's all."

[Aqua]

Originally posted by scotzoidman
Rainman, Dustin Hoffman

"I have a bad feeling about this"

Let's see, in the Star Wars saga this is said by C-3PO, Obi-Wan, Luke, Princess Leia, Han Solo, and I think Lando says it too... maybe a couple more that I can't recall right now...
:D

[Aqua]

Originally posted by Aeros731
Dante Hicks-Clerks

"No, I'm not Jewish, I just don't dig on swine. That's all."

Pulp Fiction, Samuel Jackson (Jules)

Next,

~"This town needs an enema!"

[Eros]

Jack Nicholson~The Joker~Batman


"Snakes, why did it have to be snakes?"

[Nice Guy]

Indiana Jones, Raiders of the lost Arc

Ok here are two cause I don't think there is going to be any to get the first one

"You got shot Hobbes, there ain't nothing I can do for you."

"Your best, losers always whine about there best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."

[Eros]

Hmmmm...first one, Darrien Fawkes? Invisible Man?

Second, Sean Connery-The Rock

"This isn't a hospital!...This is an isnsane assylum!!!"

[legend]

Originally posted by Aeros731
"This isn't a hospital!...This is an isnsane assylum!!!"

Hot-Lips, MASH


"I thought Christmas only comes once a year." :D

[axe31]

i have had troble with the answers of these this posting had gone great thanks to every one who repled

got a good one must go faster,must go faster
two differant films but same actor:yellghst:

[Nice Guy]

Jeff Goldblum, Independence Day

"If they hit we still win, Har Har Har"

[Aqua]

Originally posted by legend


Hot-Lips, MASH


"I thought Christmas only comes once a year." :D

James Bond, The World is not Enough


~"We got? What do we got? We've got one heavily armed recreational vehicle, that's what we've got!"

[legend]

Originally posted by Aquaman43
~"We got? What do we got? We've got one heavily armed recreational vehicle, that's what we've got!"

Winger, Bill Murray, Stripes


~"Tell him he's dreaming."

[Aqua]

I'm gonna take a stab Legend...

Alex Rogan's beta unit, The Last Starfighter

Am I right?

[legend]

no....well that's not the one i know it's from

[axe31]

must go faster must go faster nice guy he also said it in jurasic park:)

[Nice Guy]

Didn't know you wanted both axe or I would have posted that one also. Just went with ID4 cause I watch it more.

[axe31]

fear is the mind killer

[legend]

ok let's get this back on track...as far as i know, we're supposed to be going one quote at a time. mine was from "The Castle".

here is the new (easy) one:
"A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti."

[jay]

hmm hanble lecter silence of the lambs..

"sex is boring sydney boring boring boring"

[ASH]

omg...what is that from...hurry someone come up with it before my head explodes.

[Eros]

I've been saying the same thing for 4 days!..LOL I've looked all over the net to find it, and no luck!

[Aqua]

Originally posted by jay
hmm hanble lecter silence of the lambs..

"sex is boring sydney boring boring boring"

I believe this is Johnny Rotten, from Sid and Nancy

[Aqua]

"I can fix it... my dad's a television repairman, has the ultimate set of tools."

[jay]

finaly nice job aqua

[jay]

any one know that one?

[Eros]

"I can fix it... my dad's a television repairman, has the ultimate set of tools."

Spicoli~Fast Times at Ridgemont High


"You rode a 15 year old boy straight into his grave, and the rest of us, straight to hell."

[legend]

Originally posted by Aeros731
"You rode a 15 year old boy straight into his grave, and the rest of us, straight to hell."

Kiefer Sutherland, Doc, Young Guns II


"Can I play too? Or is it just for boys?"

[Eros]

"Can I play too? Or is it just for boys?"

Denise Richards~Wild Things


"OUCH! One of those bugs done bit me on my sit-uppon. Who's gonna suck out the poison?"

[legend]

Aeros731, I think you're going to have to give us the answer to this one.

[Eros]

Sorry folks...it was a line from Disney's Atlantis...thought I'd go for a stumper.

Ok, how about this one....

"Dude, it's a llama!"

[legend]

Originally posted by Aeros731
"Dude, it's a llama!"

I'm not sure, but I think this could be from "The Emperor's New Groove".

[Eros]

*BUZZ* Try again..... ;)

[legend]

well my next guess would be "Dude, Where's My Car"

[Eros]

*DING DING DING* Correct! LOL

[legend]

hooray for me!

here's the next quote "I gotta pee."

[Eros]

"I gotta pee."


Forest Gump (almost typed 'Forest Hump')


" I'm on DRUGS!"

[legend]

Originally posted by Aeros731
" I'm on DRUGS!"

Billy Crudup, Almost Famous


"The problem with Hollywood is they make shit."

[Aqua]

John Travolta (Gabriel), Swordfish

"I heard of you... heard you were dead."

[axe31]

i think cabie from escape from new york ?

[Eros]

Is that from "The Usual Suspects" Aqua?

[legend]

yeah ur right axe31....so post ur quote

[Aqua]

Oops, sorry I didn't reply to axe31's guess... thanks Legend!

Yes, that's it...

Sorry Aeros...good guess! (And a great movie!!)

[nutworld]

No new quote here, but I LOVE this thread.

Let's not let it die.

[axe31]

sorry took so long
there is evil there that dose not sleep

[legend]

Originally posted by axe31
there is evil there that dose not sleep

Boromir, Lord of The Rings


"Hey, careful man. There's a beverage here!"

[Eros]

"Hey, careful man. There's a beverage here!"

The Big Lebowski


"Cause you're kinda cute like a frog, and I'd like to jump ya."

[Sugarsprinkles]

*raising hand and waving wildly* "I know, I know!!!"

Burt Reynolds to Sally Field in
Smokey and the Bandit!!


"Sire, you look like the piss-boy"
"And you look like a bucket of shit!!"

[jay]

is that from a knights tale?

[souls_cry2000]

"...I could eat a peach for hours.";)


Isn't that right Kyttn?

[Sugarsprinkles]

Originally posted by jay
is that from a knights tale?

Nope, not from A Knight's Tale...try again!

[nutworld]

Monty Python's Holy Grail?

That is a total W.A.G- Wild Ass Guess

[Sugarsprinkles]

You got it, Nutworld!!(Has this man got taste, or what???:D:D)

Step right up and post your question!!

BTW, where in Michigan are you??? Just curious since I'm in MI also.

[Sugarsprinkles]

OOPSSS! I'm wrong and so are you...NEVER MIND!!!!!

NOT from MONTY PYTHON!!
(That's what happens when you post when you're in a hurry and half asleep!!:( )

[nutworld]

Oh sure..get my hopes up that I'm right and then dash them on the rocks..

:)

I'm just a tad bit north of you in the Flint area.

[legend]

Sugarsprinkles - How about "History of the World: Part 1"?

[Sugarsprinkles]

You got it, Legend!!! (World's funniest movie...at least at my house....)

Step right up and post your quote.......

[Sugarsprinkles]

Originally posted by nutworld
Oh sure..get my hopes up that I'm right and then dash them on the rocks..

:)

I'm just a tad bit north of you in the Flint area.

Hi, Neighbor!! And soooo sorry about my screw-up!! I had just gotten up, getting ready to go deliver papers and I wasn't quite awake. I apologize, most sincerely.....:o

[legend]

"Unleash the fury!"

[nutworld]

Ok legend,

no one seems to know. Care to share the answer and post another? I know I am curious

[legend]

Tom Green to the pet snake in Road Trip.

"Could you pay for this? I left my handbag in the underworld."

[nutworld]

Damn, I'm obviously spending my movie time seeing ones I have already watched..I should probably change that pattern.

no clue still.

[legend]

well this movie is fairly recent (ie last couple of years)....but i'll let some other people have a go first

[Eros]

I left my handbag in the underworld

~Liz Hurley in Bedazzled

"No, he said 'Hey Zeus' as in king of the gods, Mt Olympus, 'Dont fuck with me or I'll shove a lightning bolt up your ass' ZEUS!

[Aqua]

Samuel Jackson, Die Hard, With a Vengeance

"...tell him that Ramon went to the clinic today, and I found out that I have, um, herpes simplex 10, and I think Victor should go check himself out with his physician to make sure everything is fine before things start falling off on the man."

[Eros]

"...tell him that Ramon went to the clinic today, and I found out that I have, um, herpes simplex 10, and I think Victor should go check himself out with his physician to make sure everything is fine before things start falling off on the man."
~Eddie Murphy-Beverly Hills Cop


My dad left home when I was eight. You know what he said to me? Have fun, stay single. I was eight.

[Christine]

Campbell Scott - Singles

You don't make up for your sins in church. You do it in the streets. You do it at home. The rest is bullshit and you know it.

[nutworld]

just a side note here,

NUTWORLD....get out and see more movies so you can put somethng USEFUL in this thread.

thank you.

[Aqua]

Martin Scorsese, Mean Streets

"None shall pass!"

[jay]

Originally posted by nutworld
just a side note here,

NUTWORLD....get out and see more movies so you can put somethng USEFUL in this thread.

thank you.

you and me both

[legend]

Originally posted by Aquaman43
"None shall pass!"

Black Knight, Monty Python and the Holy Grail


"Are we hoping the ghost is going to have to use the potty?"

[Eros]

"Are we hoping the ghost is going to have to use the potty?"
~the chick that WASN'T Michelle Phiefer in "What Lies Beneath" (GREAT flick)

"I come bearing the New York Rangers"

[Jizzlobber]

...Hank Azaria, Mystery, Alaska...at least I'm pretty sure...

Okay here's mine...

"Quick impression for ya, caw caw, BANG, fuck I'm dead"...

[nutworld]

don't know the character..but isn't it from

Mystery, Alaska ?

[Eros]

You both are right, was just watching that movie..lol. Now if I can just remember the quote Jizz put up.

[nutworld]

I didnt know that Hank Azaria was in that..hmmm.

now I know I'm going to have to rent that one. Maybe this weekend.

[Eros]

I think it was Dennis Leary..but not sure which movie

[legend]

Originally posted by Jizzlobber
"Quick impression for ya, caw caw, BANG, fuck I'm dead"...

Michael Wincott, The Crow


"We grow copious amounts of ganja here, and you're carrying a wasted girl and a bag of fertilizer. You don't look like your average horti-fucking-culturalist."

[Jizzlobber]

"We grow copious amounts of ganja here, and you're carrying a wasted girl and a bag of fertilizer. You don't look like your average horti-fucking-culturalist."

...I beleive the character's name is Winston...don't know who the actor is, but the movie is "Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrells"...

"Ray, the next time someone asks if you are a god, you say YES !!!"

[scotzoidman]

Originally posted by Jizzlobber


"Ray, the next time someone asks if you are a god, you say YES !!!" Bill Murray, Ghostbusters

"We got a lot of shit goin' on out here!"

[Jizzlobber]

...it's not Bill Murray...

[scotzoidman]

Ok, it was Igor... Harold Ramis, been a while since I saw it...

[legend]

i think you're going to have to give us the answer to your quote Scotz...

[scotzoidman]

No guesses? Hint: "Crash"

[legend]

not a clue :confused:

[scotzoidman]

Kevin Costner, "Bull Durham"

[legend]

sorry, never heard of it....post another quote scotz

[nutworld]

Damn,
I shoulda got that one...but somehow I missed it.

[scotzoidman]

Ok, let's try an easier one...

"Hey watchit, I'm walkin' here..."

(at least two possible correct answers here)

[legend]

anyone know this?....my mind mustn't be working cause i can't think of it

[Aqua]

Sounds very familiar, but I can't place it...

[happybobo]

Originally posted by scotzoidman
Ok, let's try an easier one...

"Hey watchit, I'm walkin' here..."

(at least two possible correct answers here)

Jack Nicholson- As good as it gets?

[scotzoidman]

Never seen that one, so I can't say you're wrong... but that's not one of the two actors/movies I was thinking of... hint: both scenes involve crossing a NYC street...

[legend]

bringing this back from the dead.....what's the answer Scotz?

[scotzoidman]

legend, I don't think anybody else cares anymore ;)... this seemed a promising thread at first, but I think we got some probs w/execution...

Oh well, the answer(s) is:
1. Dustin Hoffman, Midnight Cowboy
2. Gary Sinese, Forest Gump (the second was surely an homage to the first one, but added sweet irony because the character was legless & in a wheelchair)

[Sugarsprinkles]

Originally posted by scotzoidman
legend, I don't think anybody else cares anymore ;)... this seemed a promising thread at first,

I think some of us may have lost interest because some of the quotes got really obscure, or at least they seemed that way.
And when you figure you don't stand a chance of getting any of them, you sort of give up.
Whaddya say we try to breathe some new life into it??
Here's an easy one:

"I'll get you my pretty! And you're little dog too!!"

[Aqua]

Wicked Witch of the West, Wizard of Oz

"We came, we saw, we kicked it's ass!"

[xanne]

Peter Venkman, Ghostbusters


(Finally, something I can reply to)


"Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television. Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers..... Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind numbing, spirit crushing game shows, stuffing junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pissing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked-up brats you spawned to replace yourself. Choose your future. Choose life..... But why would I want to do a thing like that?"


Whew!

[legend]

"Choose life.....etc."

Ewan McGregor, Trainspotting (I thought I knew these lines from somewhere.)


here's an easy one....
"You can't handle the truth!"

[Eros]

Jack Nicholson, "A Few Good Men"

"Lady, I don't behave for my parents. What makes you think I'm going to do it for you?"

[legend]

Originally posted by Aeros731
Jack Nicholson, "A Few Good Men"

"Lady, I don't behave for my parents. What makes you think I'm going to do it for you?"

The dude in The Mummy Returns.


"Can't rain all the time."

[Eros]

"Cant rain all the time." ~ Brandon Lee, The Crow


"What we do in life echoes in eternity."

[Aqua]

Maximus, Gladiator

"We got the edge co-cheese, they think I'm dead, I'm a corpse."

[legend]

"We got the edge co-cheese, they think I'm dead, I'm a corpse." ~ Mel Gibson, Lethal Weapon


"Show me the money."

[Eros]

Tom Cruise~Jerry McGuire

"I've seen monkey-shit fights at the zoo that are more organized than this!''

[xanne]

Edward, The Replacements

"Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine."

[Eros]

Humphrey Bogart~Casablanca

"You okay?"

"No. I'm pretty fuckin' far from being okay."

[legend]

"No. I'm pretty fucking far from being OK" ~ Ving Rhames, Pulp Fiction.

"We, on the other hand, are colonised by wankers."

[xanne]

"We, on the other hand, are colonised by wankers."

~ Renton, Trainspotting ~

"There can be only one"

[legend]

"There can be only one" ~ Christopher Lambert, Highlander

"She sleeps above the covers....four feet above the covers."

[xanne]

"She sleeps above the covers....four feet above the covers."

~ Peter Venkman, Ghostbusters~


"Major Strasser has been shot. Round up the usual suspects."

[Eros]

policeman~Casablanca

"I can put you in Queens on the night of the hijacking."

"Really? I live in Queens, did you put that together yourself, Einstein? Got a team of monkeys working around the clock on this?"

[Eros]

Is this thread dead???????????

[Aqua]

Originally posted by Aeros731
policeman~Casablanca

"I can put you in Queens on the night of the hijacking."

"Really? I live in Queens, did you put that together yourself, Einstein? Got a team of monkeys working around the clock on this?"

Dean Keaton, The Usual Suspects (Great Film!)

"Maybe you haven't been keeping up on current events, but we just got our asses kicked pal!"

[Eros]

"Maybe you haven't been keeping up on current events, but we just got our asses kicked pal!"

One of the soldiers in Aliens.

"There's someone out there for everyone - even if you need a pickaxe, a compass, and night goggles to find them."

[Aqua]

Originally posted by Aeros731

"There's someone out there for everyone - even if you need a pickaxe, a compass, and night goggles to find them."

Harris, LA Story

"You guys see that sign over there?"

"No shirt, no shoes... no dice!!"

"Learn it... know it... live it."

[Aqua]

Anyone? Anyone?

[axe31]

wow i can't beleve how well
this thread had done sorry aqua
dont know that one i may have started this game
but iam not very good at it
thanks all for makeing thread work

[Aqua]

Originally posted by Aquaman43


Harris, LA Story

"You guys see that sign over there?"

"No shirt, no shoes... no dice!!"

"Learn it... know it... live it."

No takers...??? The answer is... Brad, Fast Times At Ridgemont High

Next one.

"You can't HEAR Jimmy!"

[ASH]

OMG, i should have gotten that one. my movie knowledge has really gone down hill.

[Aqua]

Bump...
Anyone??

[Eros]

not a clue

[Aqua]

Originally posted by Aquaman43

"You can't HEAR Jimmy!"

Wesley Snipes, White Men Can't Jump


"I got a funny feeling, like I'm never going to see her again."

[Nice Guy]

Han Solo/Harrison Ford, Return of the Jedi

I don't know what's wrong, I didn't expect the son of a bitch to get up.

[Eros]

I'm kinda stumped here...but I think that was Apollo in Rocky 4. Not gonna post another quote till someone tells me if I'm right or wrong..don't wanna step on any toes..lol.

[MilkToast]

Originally posted by Aquaman43
Anyone? Anyone?
sort of a delayed I know... but I just noticed that this was also movie quote as well... "Ferris Bueller's Day Off" :)

[Eros]

Guess the tread kinda got stale. Here's a new one to guess at.

Why shouldn't I work for the NSA? That's a tough one. But I'll take a shot. Say I'm workin' at the NSA and somebody puts a code on my desk, somethin' no one else can break. Maybe I take a shot at it and maybe I break it and I'm real happy with myself cause I did my job well, but maybe that code was the location of some rebel army in North Africa or the Middle East and once they have that location, they bomb the village where the rebels are hiding, fifteen hundred people I never met, never had no problem with get killed.

Now the politicains are sayin' "Oh send in the marines to secure the area, cause they don't give a shit, won't be their kid over there gettin' shot just like it wasn't them when their number got called cause they were all pullin' a tour in the National Guard. It'll be some kid from Southy over there takin' shrapnel in the ass. He comes back to find that the plant he used to work at, got exploited to the country he just got back from, and the guy that put the shrapnel in his ass got his old job cause he'll work for 15 cents a day and no bathroom breaks.

Meanwhile, he realises the only reason he was over there in the first place was so that we could install a government that would sell us oil at a good price, and ofcourse the oil companies use a little skirmish over there to scare up domestic oil prices, a cute little antilary benefit for them, but it ain't helpin' my buddy at 2.50 a gallon. Their takin' their sweet time bringin' the oil back, of course maybe they even took the liberty of hiring an alcoholic skipper who likes to drink martini's and fuckin' play slolum with the icebergs. It ain't to long til he hits one, spills the oil, and kills all the sea life in the North Atlantic... so now my buddy's out of work, he can't afford to drive, so he's walkin' to the fuckin' job interviews which sucks cause the shrapnel in his ass is givin' him cronic hemroids and meanwhile, he's starvin' cause everytime he tries to get a bite to eat the only blue plate special their serving is North Atlantic squad with Quaker State....

so what did I think? I'm holdin' out for somethin' better. I figure fuck it, while Im at it why not just shoot my buddy, take his job, give it to his sworn enemy, hike up gas prices, bomb a village, club a baby seal, hit the hash pipe, and join the National Guard. I could be elected President.

[skipthisone]

Matt Damon's character.

Good Will Hunting

Great Quote

[skipthisone]

Here's one:

"I think this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture to be done on somebody's part."...."and we are just the guys to do it."

[Eros]

Otter~Animal House

"I wasn't gonna fool around out here because I got these three girls I'm engaged to back home."

[lixnlix69]

Damn it...I love these games but I think men are better at movie quotes than women are....I sorta remember that quote Aeros but I can't put my finger on it and hubby is out at the moment! I think it is from "Animal House" as well. Am I at least in the ball park?

Can someone figure out the secret as to why men are better at this? LOL! I just had to add SOMETHING here...I hate to be left out!

Mrs. Lix

[Eros]

Well, your SORTA close. This movie that quote came from was out in I think 1970, and had a TV series made about it that was fairly successful.

[lixnlix69]

TY for trying to gimme a clue Aeros but I am now sitting here like a deer in the headlights!!....LMAO!!!!...........So many films and TV shows going round and round in my head!

Damn it again....where is hubby when you need him?

Mrs. Lix

[Eros]

Ok..the character that said this was only in the movie...his character wasn't in the TV show as far as I know. The character's name was Painless. That probably gave it away, but now you gotta figure out what movie he was in..lol.

[lixnlix69]

Well...Ya gotta love a guy for trying to bang the info into a girls head now don't ya?

I am bowing out of this till it is answered and then I am coming back to say I knew it....so don't be surprised!

ROFLMAO!!!!!

Mrs. Lix

[MilkToast]

Originally posted by Aeros731
"I wasn't gonna fool around out here because I got these three girls I'm engaged to back home."

from the original M*A*S*H movie, Captain Walter Kosciusko "Painless Pole" Waldowski (the dentist)

______________________

"If you let me go, you may keep my friend's head for polo."

[lixnlix69]

OMGGGGGGG....I Knew That!!!!!.....But I swear....I was gonna say M.A.S.H.....but never had a clue of the character.....I just knew Donald Sutherland was in it and I knew he didn't say it! I didn't want to look more stupid than I already have!

Going to my neutral corner now!!!....But I am gonna be on this thread like white on rice when I do know an answer!

Mrs Lix

And P.S...Can't anyone explain why men happen to be better at movie quotes then women????? It's driving me nuts!!!!

P.P.S.........Is it the fact that you can search the net for "Movie Quotes" and then act as if you have a photographic and/or steel trap for a memory????? OMG!!!!!!!....I am so jaded!

[MilkToast]

In my case I did know where the quote came from, but had to a little digging to find the character's name (had to root through the old VHS tapes). For most of these a search engine would yield the answer ;) but then where is the fun in that!....

As for why men know the quotes better... maybe we just tend to watch less movies and all seem to watch the same ones ;) so the quotes are more memorable... then of course maybe not... I think I spend too much time in the movie theatre and at the rental shop!

So... "If you let me go, you may keep my friend's head for polo."

who knows it?

[Eros]

I know it, but can't remember the movie....if it's the one I'm thinking of, it's actualy said in a subtitle where the main character is talking to a group of natives, and hearing this the natives begin to squeeze his partners head and he thinks it's a kind of greeting...am I close?

[MilkToast]

(doctor) yup... very close! (doctor) (doctor)

[Eros]

Thanks for the hint...lol...

Chevy Chase...Spies Like Us

[Eros]

oopss..forgot my quote...


"Check out the big brain on Brett!"

[Christine]

Samuel L. Jackson ~ Pulp Fiction

"She's short and skinny, but she's strong. Her first baby come out sideways. She didn't scream or nothin'."

[Eros]

Planes Trains and Automobiles...just can't remember the character...

"This isn't a hostpital...it's an insane assylum!!!"

[MilkToast]

Man, a classic... Hotlips in M*A*S*H (I think!)

let's see....

"You're not dying you just cant think of anything good to do."

[skipthisone]

Cameron - from Ferris Bueller's Day Off

"I didn't know we had a King. I thought we were an
autonomous collective."

[Aqua]

Originally posted by skipthisone
Cameron - from Ferris Bueller's Day Off

"I didn't know we had a King. I thought we were an
autonomous collective."

Actually it was Ferris Bueller saying that line to Cameron... but I'm just nitpicking... ;)

Your quote is from Monty Python's search for the Holy Grail, by a villager.


~"How could you ever get tired of that ass, Takashi?"

[lixnlix69]

Arggggggggggggggg!!!!!!

I haven't been to a movie since "Forrest Gump"!!!!!!!

Mrs. Lix..................(QUITS)!!!!!!!!....LOL!

[xanne]

We give up Aqua, can we have a clue?? :D

[MilkToast]

I think I found the answer by cheating, so I won't post it... looks like you stumped the group Aqua... time for new quote? (and the answer ;)?)

[Aqua]

Sorry I took so long getting back to this... the movie is Revenge of the Nerds!

"I hid this uncomfortable hunk of metal in my ass for two years."

[skipthisone]

Christopher Walken - Pulp Fiction

Next One:

"What do you say I get someone else to watch the sheep tonight?"

By the way Aquaman, you stumped me bigtime on the Takashi quote.

[Aqua]

Bo Peep, Toy Story

"All my life I've been waiting for someone, and when I find her... she's a fish."

[Lilith]

Tom Hanks...Splash

[Lilith]

oh shit!!!!!!! ROTFLMAO!!!!!!! I got so excited I finally knew one, I forgot the next quote
...one sec damn

[Lilith]

"Don't call me a mindless philosopher, you overweight glob of grease!"


Ok an easy one for you guys!!!!

[Aqua]

Anthony Daniels (C-3PO), Star Wars : A New Hope (When R2 is trying to get 3PO to get into the escape pod.)

"They've gone plaid."

[skipthisone]

Mog - Space balls

"God hates me, thats what it is."

[MilkToast]

Lethal Weapon:
Murtaugh: "God hates me, thats what it is."
Riggs: "Hate him back, it works for me."

hmmmm....

"That's pretty arrogant considering the company here, don't you think?"

[Eros]

"That's pretty arrogant considering the company here, don't you think?"

Viper~Top Gun


"And don't go home, and don't go to eat, and don't play with yourself. It wouldn't look nice on my highway."

[skipthisone]

Sheriff Justice - Smokey and the Bandit

"I'd rather be a killer than a victum"

[Eros]

Harrison Ford~Blade Runner

"If my answers frighten you then you should cease asking scary questions."

[skipthisone]

Samual Jackson - Pulp Fiction

"I got married so I could quit dating."

[skipthisone]

Come on anyone....I thought this one would be easy

[MilkToast]

I remember hearing the line... just not where... doh!

[skipthisone]

All right its been a week so the answer:

"I got married so i could quit dating" - When Harry met Sally

Heres a new one:

"My what charming underclothes you both have"

[MilkToast]

"But here put these on."

From the "Rocky Horror Picture Show".

How about an easy one:

"I will live in Montana. And I will marry a round American woman and raise rabbits, and she will cook them for me. And I will have a pickup truck, maybe even a...recreational vehicle."

[skipthisone]

Hunt for Red October

"Class isnt something you buy. Look at You. You've got a $500 suit on and you're still a lowlife"

[Eros]

NIck Nolte ~ 48 Hrs


"I've been frozen for 30 years. I've got to see if my bits and pieces are still working."

[skipthisone]

Austin Powers - yea baby

"I dont want to buy anything, sell anything or process anything, i also dont want to buy anything processed, sell anything bought, or process anything to sell............"

(Not verbatim but I know someone will know this one)

[ant]

its from the breakfast club isnt it?

[skipthisone]

sorry ant, heres some lovely party gifts

[Aqua]

Oh damn... It's John Cusack I believe, having trouble remembering the movie... Is it Say Anything?

[skipthisone]

ta..da.. aqua gets it on the nose....

now give us a quote....

[Aqua]

"Any of you homo's touch me... and I'll kill ya."

[skipthisone]

dont remember his name...nutso or something but its from Stripes

"We're all gonna have so much fun we'll have to have plastic surgery to remove the smiles from our faces."

[Aqua]

Psych Francis Sawyer was the guy... :D

Clark Griswald, Vacation

"220, 221... Whatever it takes."

[skipthisone]

good one, Michael Keaton - Mr. Mom

"My mommy said there are no monsters, no real monsters, but there are"

[THC]

aliens

child actress


green card we dont need no stinking green card

[skipthisone]

cheech maren - Born in East LA

"Never trust the Living"

[THC]

micheal Keaton

Beetlejuice

do you like sex and travel

[Eros]

"Do you like sex and travel?"

Nayman~ The Mexican

"Now, dicks have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old pussy, and have brought your two small mincey faggot balls along for a good old time. But you've got your parties mangled up. There's no pussy here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with ya. The fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your gun. (withdraws his gun) And the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point five O" written on the side of mine, should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... Fuck off!"

[skipthisone]

Aeros - great quote as always

Bullet tooth - Snatch

"Im gonna get that gun of mine and change you from a rooster to a hen with one shot."

[Eros]

Dolly Parton~Nine to Five


"King Kong ain't got nothin on me!"

[skipthisone]

Actually i think "nothing" needs to be replaced with "sh*t"

Its Denzel Washington - Training Day

"When a guy picks a chick over his buddies, something just aint right.

[Eros]

Actually, the version of that clip used in TV spots around here had "shit" edited out and "nothing" replacing it.

[skipthisone]

i stand corrected, thanks aeros

[Eros]

I know that's from Grease..but can't remember who said it. (Can't stand that movie truthfully.)


"I already know an awful lot of people and until one of them dies I couldn't possibly meet anyone else."

[skipthisone]

I think youve thrown a ringer in here, I think its from an old one, Ill think about it...it sounds familiar.

[Eros]

Yep, very old as movies go. Filmed in 1963 in Paris. One of my all time favorite movies.

[skipthisone]

1963....hmmmm, thats not as old as i thought it was....

[skipthisone]

i just posted and it came to me...i have no idea of the name of the person that said it but the movie is Charade...

[Eros]

Give that man a cookie!..lol... it was Audrey Hepburn..but yes, it was Charade with Cary Grant and Walter Matthau.... Now for YOUR quote.

[skipthisone]

damn i should have known that....


"Tell your friends, im coming and I'm bringing hell with me"

[Eros]

Damn..that's easy...

Kurt Russell, as Wyatt Earp in Tombstone.

"I say do it. I dont care what, just do it. Jam me, jack me, push me, pull me, talk hard!"

[skipthisone]

now you are talking my generation - Pump up the Volume

"He's been looking for his pennies all summer, You didnt know whether to laugh or cry."

[THC]

stand by me

describing kid digging up the yard looking for his penny jar



she may not look like much kid but shes got it where it counts

[skipthisone]

Han Solo - Talking about Millenium Falcon

"Shhh...I smell something"

[Aqua]

That sounds like Dan Akroyd in Ghostbusters, but I believe he said
"Listen... do you smell something?"
What say you Skip??? :)

[skipthisone]

you may be right on the quote aqua, ill go to my corner...

...but 1st give us a quote..

[Aqua]

"Remeber Sully, when I promised to kill you last... I lied."

[Eros]

That was AH-Nald in Commando I believe.


"Would you like to stay for awhile, or has my sense of smell betrayed me?"

[skipthisone]

John Malkovich in Mary Reilly

You better wipe that booger off your jacket before it freezes and you scratch yourself

[skipthisone]

Since THC Threatened to blackmail me to get the answer heres another
(Oh it was Eddie Murphy in The Golden Child)

We will do a newer one this time

"Your produce alone has been worth the trip"

[Aqua]

Kevin Spacey, K-Pax

"I can tape all of your buns together."

[roxanne916]

Anthony Michael Hall as "The Geek" in The Breakfast Club

"Every day we have is one more than we deserve"

[roxanne916]

oops, excuse me, Emilio Estevez as "The Jock" in The Breakfast Club (senior moment)

same line as above......"Every day we have is one more than we deserve"

[skipthisone]

1st of all, love it that a woman has answered...

That would be Mr. Redford in Up Close and Personal

"A poisoned blade, I will bend like a reed in the wind"

[Nice Guy]

I know that quote but not who said it or from what movie. I need more time...More Time.

[Clint]

I've never been able to participate in this thread, because I'm a tard when it comes to movie quotes, but I just thought I'd pop in and tell all of you what good jobs you're doing :)

*Clint

[Aqua]

Well, you've got me on this one... I have no clue.

[lixnlix69]

Did I mention lately that I have a love/hate relationship with this thread? What do you spose us women are doing as you guys are memorizing these lines? Could it be something more responsible?...OMG..I swear I am not your real mom...but I do play one on TV!!!!....LOL

I still question if you really remember them or are you going to a site for movie quotes! But that is the jaded part of me speaking now! (P.S..I checked out those sites!) I think all men have an infinity for movie, cartoon, etc. quotes when they aren't thinking of sex. Not much of a time span, huh? Damn you guys are good!!!!!!

OK...I quit this game (long time ago).....but I am watching!The odds are with me now! I have to get ONE right. No feeling sorry for me either...I don't come back here fast enough to catch all the goings on..........I will get one....just you watch and see!

Mrs. Lix

[skipthisone]

we are now at 4 days, so i will not let this thread die...Clue number 1: David Lynch Film

"A poisoned blade, I will bend like a reed in the wind"

[skipthisone]

ok where are the scifi geeks when i need em

[Aqua]

Sorry Skip, but this one has escaped me...

[Devillishgirl]

This is a stab in the dark....Dune?


"Fuck me gently with a chainsaw"

[skipthisone]

1st of all, I want to know how in the hell you knew that, if it was the clues or you got it from the quote. If it was the latter I am afraid I will be needing to get into your pants now.

[Devillishgirl]

Can we pretend it was the quote?? :D It was actually the David Lynch/sci fi clues. Sorry babe.

[skipthisone]

Oh yeah and your quote,

Do i look like mother theresa to you?, Heathers

"What would you rather wear, yellow Spandex"

[Devillishgirl]

X Men...c'mon harder

"I've got an idea, let's close the doors and get the prom queen impregnated"

[skipthisone]

I dont think you are ready for this - Breakfast club

"He's commited pesticide"

[Devillishgirl]

C'mon c'mon c'mon, love that movie James and the Giant Peach(Good book too)

"The Lord says He can get me out of this...but He's pretty sure you're fucked"

[skipthisone]

Easy there girl now youre messin with a movie in my top 10, and a quote from my favorite character to boot...

Stefen (The Irishman) in Braveheart...but he said the Almighty, not the Lord...

"You go down the hill and when you get to there, turn"

[Devillishgirl]

I had to figure you'd get the best of me in the movie category..damn off by one word :) I love that movie and he's my fave character.

[skipthisone]

well theres much hope for you anyway.

[Jerimiabullfrog]

Wow, this is such a cool site.

That would be about a dozen people saying that from better off dead.

"It was the summer of 1963, when everybody called me baby and it didn't occur to me to mind"

[Devillishgirl]

Uhm...Dirty Dancing?

"Women can't hold they smoke maaannnn"

[Jerimiabullfrog]

Maybe Cheech & Chong, or not I do not know, can I guess?

[legend]

is there an answer forthcoming here?

[Devillishgirl]

Sorry Legend :) It's Anthony Michael Hall in the Breakfast Club when they all get high in the library

[legend]

oh well, post another quote :)

[Devillishgirl]

Are you looking at me? Did you rub my lamp? Did you bring me here? And now you're running out on me? I don't think so."

[legend]

Originally posted by Devillishgirl
Are you looking at me? Did you rub my lamp? Did you bring me here? And now you're running out on me? I don't think so."

Genie, Aladdin


can't think of a post right now, will get back to it soon

[legend]

ok, here's an easy one (i hope)

"And remember, no bitches after eleven"

[skipthisone]

Me, myself and Irene

"My how the world turns. One day, cock of the walk. Next, a feather duster."

[legend]

Originally posted by skipthisone
"My how the world turns. One day, cock of the walk. Next, a feather duster."

Mel Gibson, Mad Max: Beyond Thunderdome


"I'm not gonna hurt ya Wendy. I'm just gonna rip your fucking heart out!"

[skipthisone]

From the masters themselves Mr. King and Kubrik

The Shining - All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy!!

"The last time I had a pap smear, the guy needed leather gloves and an oyster shucker. "

[Eros]

That one was from "There's Something About Mary"

"I play hockey and I fornicate, 'cause those are the funnest things to do in cold weather. "

[skipthisone]

Mystery, Alaska - Skank

"Brains stick with brains. The bomb could go off and their mutant genes would form the same cliques."

[Aqua]

*bump* Anyone got an answer? I think it's time to move to a new quote Skip. I finally looked it up and it's a movie I've only seen clips for... I've never seen the whole thing.

[skipthisone]

Its from Say Anthing ---- Come on
Okay lets try again

"I think you ought to calm down, take a stress pill and think things over."

[Eros]

HAL~2001 a Space Oddesy


"I'm just here to regulate funkiness...OK?"

[MilkToast]

"I'm just here to regulate funkiness...OK?"

from "The Mexican"????

[Eros]

yep..but who said it MilkToast?..lol

[MilkToast]

I really do not recall... I think it was a hitman or something along those lines... I went looking but could not find the tape to make sure ;)

OK... here's another one:
"I'm 43 years old and I've never figured anything out in my whole f***ing life!"