View Full Version : What If?????
Lovediva
02-10-2002, 02:39 PM
You were a BED?...What would you say during or after your owners had sex on you???
(Stupid question...but I am drinking wine again...lmfao)
:D :D :D
blk cat
02-10-2002, 03:58 PM
Hope it was better for you two/three ?
Lilith
02-10-2002, 04:16 PM
Next time a little to the left?
or
How come I always have to sleep in the wet spot?
Lovediva
02-10-2002, 04:46 PM
My bed would say: " Omg..a little slower please, I'm about to break a few springs here!" :D :D :D
(ON good days that is..) ;) :D
blk cat
02-10-2002, 07:37 PM
Or Turn me over then do that again,
Lovediva
02-10-2002, 07:39 PM
"Damn..she's outta batterries again!!" :D :D
Glyndwr
02-10-2002, 07:39 PM
My bed - "No, No not the wardrobe, don't jump oooofffffffff"
Lilith
02-10-2002, 07:43 PM
PMPL.......Mine might say,"if it weren't for these damn kids jumping on me I would get no action at all":D
Glyndwr
02-10-2002, 07:48 PM
~chuckling~
Hi lilith
Children - the best contraception known to man!!
Lilith
02-10-2002, 07:53 PM
At the preschool I ran we would have troubled teen girls come work for a day and NONE of them ever got pregnant after spending 1 day caring for10 kids. Go figure!:D
Glyndwr
02-10-2002, 08:02 PM
Ahah!! Aversion Therapy
legend
02-10-2002, 09:04 PM
I'd say to them - "Now that u've gotten off on me, how about now getting off of me!"
scotzoidman
02-11-2002, 12:22 AM
My bed... would say...
"blurblblbllblubbbububublllbb"
it's a waterbed....
Bilbo
02-11-2002, 02:44 AM
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
my aching springs
Oldfart
02-11-2002, 04:05 AM
Up, down, up, down, up, down, up, down, up, down,
up, down, up, down, up, down, up, down, up, down,
up, down, up, down, up, down, up, down, up, down,
up, down, up, down, up, down, up, down, up, down,
up, down, up, down, up, down, up, down, up, down,
up, down, up, down, up, down, up, down, up, down,
up, down, up, down, up, down, up, down, up, down,
up, down, up, down, up, down, up, down, up, down,
up, down, up, down, up, down, up, down, up, down,
up, down......................................
Sharni
02-11-2002, 04:14 AM
OMG....that position really is possible
Oldfart
02-11-2002, 06:28 AM
Yes
ROCKHARD
02-11-2002, 03:08 PM
PLEASE WIPE ME OFF!!!!
gotta call over my other bed buddys and show them what i video taped tonight.
why on earth did he ever un-handcuff her from me?
Lady Pleaser
02-11-2002, 06:15 PM
my O my was that fun or what?
ROCKHARD
02-12-2002, 03:55 PM
KNOCK IT OFF IM TRYING TO GET SOME SLEEP HERE!
Lovediva
02-12-2002, 04:10 PM
KNOCK IT OFF IM TRYING TO GET SOME SLEEP HERE!
I'd get rid of that bed in a hurry if it was to talk to me like that!!! LOL...:D :D :D
ROCKHARD
02-12-2002, 05:28 PM
How about this one!
Wow are you and Diva doing it again? Ive lost count, has she gotten off 8 or 9 times!
Lovediva
02-12-2002, 08:35 PM
That's a little better ROCK....BUT...
has she gotten off 8 or 9 times!
I would say you got alot more work cut out for you!! ;) :) :p
I usually go for a bakers dozen!!! :D :D
mindboxer505
02-13-2002, 01:12 AM
sex, sex, sex, don't they know i was made for sleeping on too??!!:D
Oldfart
02-13-2002, 07:24 AM
Beware the irate mattress.
Remember the horror of the bedspring kiss.
OF
souls_cry2000
04-02-2002, 02:28 AM
That rope is a bit tight.
Boingey...Boingey...Boingey!!!!
"Oh, yeah....I'm just a love machine....And I won't work for nobody but you."
danziggy
04-02-2002, 03:08 AM
get me to a hospital....
i broke it yesterday!! just a little crack in the wood but i still had to clamp it! :D :D
vampeyes
04-02-2002, 03:20 AM
mine would say - ummmm hello I need some exercise here is that all you ever do is sleep?
Mine too Vamp...maybe our beds should get together? Maybe with us on them? LOL
Sugarsprinkles
04-02-2002, 08:24 PM
After mine passed out from shock, it would say
"It's about G**damn time, you two!! What the hell took you so long???":D
Master1012
04-05-2002, 02:25 AM
One....two....three....four...five
They're back at it again.........When do I get to have some FUN? :(
Lilith
02-16-2003, 06:16 PM
*bump* this one is fun:p
skipthisone
02-17-2003, 01:18 PM
"Shimmy shimmy coco puffffffffff
BlondeCurlGirl
02-17-2003, 05:29 PM
Mine would say, "If your parents only knew!!" and ask me why I can never force myself to sleep in the middle of my queen size bed, when I have nobody to share it with all the time! I just automatically make my way to the edge in the middle of the night.
And up until just a few years ago...it would've scolded me and repeated the little thing about the Monkeys Jumping on the Bed. :o
dicksbro
02-17-2003, 05:59 PM
I think I'd just enjoy hearing the box springs going ... "Oh, yeah. OMG, yeah!"
Sugarsprinkles
07-10-2003, 01:05 AM
And yet another BUMP!!!!
dicksbro
07-10-2003, 04:14 AM
Gee ... no condoms ... then all I can say is ...
YOU'LL BRING GOOD THINGS TO LIFE. (Sorry GE)
Lilith
07-10-2003, 06:41 AM
TY SS, I looked for this one allllllll yesterday!!!
skipthisone
07-10-2003, 06:48 AM
"Oh right there...pump harder....there getting that itch...perfect"
Sugarsprinkles
07-10-2003, 11:49 AM
Originally posted by Lilith
TY SS, I looked for this one allllllll yesterday!!!
You're entirely welcome, Lil!! I just started at the beginning, looking for something else and bumped what looked like fun....
Sugarsprinkles
07-07-2004, 10:42 AM
BUMP!!!!
osuche
07-07-2004, 11:52 AM
"What the fuck took you so long? Yopu need to stop having sex in the kitchen....I'm getting lonely."
Lilith
07-07-2004, 12:08 PM
"Oh wow, 2 of you...this is different."
jay-t
07-07-2004, 12:20 PM
ooohhh boy im 1 up on the sofa
Okay, Okay.....you've had your fun!!!
NOW change these damn wet sheets!!!! :)
osuche
07-07-2004, 12:53 PM
"Oh wow, 2 of you...this is different."
Wow...my bed and your bed have a lot in common. They should get together. :D
Lilith
07-07-2004, 12:53 PM
and make bunkbeds?
Vullkan
07-07-2004, 07:21 PM
mine would say, "Come on you guys, give it a rest and gets some sleep."
lakritze
07-08-2004, 12:20 AM
I heard the two of you doing it on the kitchen table last night.Now,aren't I more confortable?
Irish
07-08-2004, 10:50 AM
Nothing!Hopefully,my bed doesn't talk.If it did,it would scare the shit out of
me. Irish
come back to bed....
I feel so used!
jay-t
07-08-2004, 12:28 PM
if you two don"t do something soon I"ll have to take up jogging just to hear heavy breathing again
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