What If?????

[Lovediva]

You were a BED?...What would you say during or after your owners had sex on you???


(Stupid question...but I am drinking wine again...lmfao)

:D :D :D

[blk cat]

Hope it was better for you two/three ?

[Lilith]

Next time a little to the left?
or
How come I always have to sleep in the wet spot?

[Lovediva]

My bed would say: " Omg..a little slower please, I'm about to break a few springs here!" :D :D :D

(ON good days that is..) ;) :D

[blk cat]

Or Turn me over then do that again,

[Lovediva]

"Damn..she's outta batterries again!!" :D :D

[Glyndwr]

My bed - "No, No not the wardrobe, don't jump oooofffffffff"

[Lilith]

PMPL.......Mine might say,"if it weren't for these damn kids jumping on me I would get no action at all":D

[Glyndwr]

~chuckling~

Hi lilith

Children - the best contraception known to man!!

[Lilith]

At the preschool I ran we would have troubled teen girls come work for a day and NONE of them ever got pregnant after spending 1 day caring for10 kids. Go figure!:D

[Glyndwr]

Ahah!! Aversion Therapy

[legend]

I'd say to them - "Now that u've gotten off on me, how about now getting off of me!"

[scotzoidman]

My bed... would say...


"blurblblbllblubbbububublllbb"


it's a waterbed....

[Bilbo]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
my aching springs

[Oldfart]

Up, down, up, down, up, down, up, down, up, down,

up, down, up, down, up, down, up, down, up, down,

up, down, up, down, up, down, up, down, up, down,

up, down, up, down, up, down, up, down, up, down,

up, down, up, down, up, down, up, down, up, down,

up, down, up, down, up, down, up, down, up, down,

up, down, up, down, up, down, up, down, up, down,

up, down, up, down, up, down, up, down, up, down,

up, down, up, down, up, down, up, down, up, down,

up, down......................................

[Sharni]

OMG....that position really is possible

[Oldfart]

Yes

[ROCKHARD]

PLEASE WIPE ME OFF!!!!

[pje]

gotta call over my other bed buddys and show them what i video taped tonight.

why on earth did he ever un-handcuff her from me?

[Lady Pleaser]

my O my was that fun or what?

[ROCKHARD]

KNOCK IT OFF IM TRYING TO GET SOME SLEEP HERE!

[Lovediva]

KNOCK IT OFF IM TRYING TO GET SOME SLEEP HERE!

I'd get rid of that bed in a hurry if it was to talk to me like that!!! LOL...:D :D :D

[ROCKHARD]

How about this one!

Wow are you and Diva doing it again? Ive lost count, has she gotten off 8 or 9 times!

[Lovediva]

That's a little better ROCK....BUT...


has she gotten off 8 or 9 times!

I would say you got alot more work cut out for you!! ;) :) :p

I usually go for a bakers dozen!!! :D :D

[mindboxer505]

sex, sex, sex, don't they know i was made for sleeping on too??!!:D

[Oldfart]

Beware the irate mattress.

Remember the horror of the bedspring kiss.

OF

[souls_cry2000]

That rope is a bit tight.

Boingey...Boingey...Boingey!!!!

"Oh, yeah....I'm just a love machine....And I won't work for nobody but you."

[danziggy]

get me to a hospital....

i broke it yesterday!! just a little crack in the wood but i still had to clamp it! :D :D

[vampeyes]

mine would say - ummmm hello I need some exercise here is that all you ever do is sleep?

[Eros]

Mine too Vamp...maybe our beds should get together? Maybe with us on them? LOL

[Sugarsprinkles]

After mine passed out from shock, it would say
"It's about G**damn time, you two!! What the hell took you so long???":D

[Master1012]

One....two....three....four...five

They're back at it again.........When do I get to have some FUN? :(

[Lilith]

*bump* this one is fun:p

[skipthisone]

"Shimmy shimmy coco puffffffffff

[BlondeCurlGirl]

Mine would say, "If your parents only knew!!" and ask me why I can never force myself to sleep in the middle of my queen size bed, when I have nobody to share it with all the time! I just automatically make my way to the edge in the middle of the night.

And up until just a few years ago...it would've scolded me and repeated the little thing about the Monkeys Jumping on the Bed. :o

[dicksbro]

I think I'd just enjoy hearing the box springs going ... "Oh, yeah. OMG, yeah!"

[Sugarsprinkles]

And yet another BUMP!!!!

[dicksbro]

Gee ... no condoms ... then all I can say is ...

YOU'LL BRING GOOD THINGS TO LIFE. (Sorry GE)

[Lilith]

TY SS, I looked for this one allllllll yesterday!!!

[skipthisone]

"Oh right there...pump harder....there getting that itch...perfect"

[Sugarsprinkles]

Originally posted by Lilith
TY SS, I looked for this one allllllll yesterday!!!

You're entirely welcome, Lil!! I just started at the beginning, looking for something else and bumped what looked like fun....

[Sugarsprinkles]

BUMP!!!!

[osuche]

"What the fuck took you so long? Yopu need to stop having sex in the kitchen....I'm getting lonely."

[Lilith]

"Oh wow, 2 of you...this is different."

[jay-t]

ooohhh boy im 1 up on the sofa

[BIBI]

Okay, Okay.....you've had your fun!!!

NOW change these damn wet sheets!!!! :)

[osuche]

"Oh wow, 2 of you...this is different."


Wow...my bed and your bed have a lot in common. They should get together. :D

[Lilith]

and make bunkbeds?

[Vullkan]

mine would say, "Come on you guys, give it a rest and gets some sleep."

[lakritze]

I heard the two of you doing it on the kitchen table last night.Now,aren't I more confortable?

[Irish]

Nothing!Hopefully,my bed doesn't talk.If it did,it would scare the shit out of
me. Irish

[BIBI]

come back to bed....
I feel so used!

[jay-t]

if you two don"t do something soon I"ll have to take up jogging just to hear heavy breathing again