The 12 Days of Christmas

[Bilbo]

One verse per day!


On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me:

A FORESKIN FULL OF VD

[the_phantom]

On the second day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me,

Two Blue Balls

And A FORESKIN FULL OF VD

[Oldfart]

On the third day of Christmas,

My true love gave to me,

Three french letters,

two blue balls

and a foreskin full of VD.

[Bilbo]

On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me:

FOUR FUCKED-UP MOLES
THREE FRENCH LETTERS
TWO TANGLED TESTIES and a
A FORESKIN FULL OF VD

[Oldfart]

On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,

Five lubricious whores

Four fucked up moles,

Three french letters,

Two tangled testies

And a foreskin full of VD.

[Bilbo]

Old Fart.....we may have some different verses...but still going down the same road......this is what I've got for Day Five:

On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me:

FIVE CHOIR BOOOYYYYS
FOUR FUCKED-UP MOLES
THREE FRENCH LETTERS
TWO TANGLED TESTIES and
A FORESKIN FULL OF VD

[Bilbo]

On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me:

SIX CYPHILIPHICS

FIVE CHOIR BOOOYYYYS
FOUR FUCKED-UP MOLES
THREE FRENCH LETTERS
TWO TANGLED TESTIES and
A FORESKIN FULL OF VD

[PantyFanatic]

Hay Sharniqua or Bilbo-

I just made a fool out of myself with SugerFreeCandy under the Merry Christmas thread so I can do it here to. :o Explain, “my tongue and a packet of Tim Tams” and what is “FUCKED-UP MOLES? :confused:

Take pity and help the isolated, ethnocentric, ignorant American. I don’t want to die as dumb as I am now.:whiteghos

[Sharni]

Explain, “my tongue and a packet of Tim Tams” and what is “FUCKED-UP MOLES?

For the ones UP-OVER *LOL*

The definition of Fucked-Up from "The Dinkum Dictionary - A ripper guide to Aussie English"

fuck/ed up.........a mess; disastrous situation; a failure; state of confusion; mistake; eg: The meeting was fucked-up

Mole/Moll...........1. promiscuous woman; tart; prostitute....2. g/f of a member of a bikie gang.

Tim Tams are a type of chokky biscuit....and they are addictive buggers....if ya eat one you want the whole lot...they come in a variety of flavours....i just did a search for them on the net and they are now available in the US....but they are called 'Double Trouble'

If you want to see them or know more about them go here

http://www.arnotts.com.au/Biscuits/OurBiscuitsP.asp?BID=79

Hope that helps explain our Aussie terminology:D:D

Sharniqua

[Lovediva]

On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me....

7 Sexy Male Angels....Mmmmmmmm

6 Six Cyphiliphics
5 Choir boyssssss
4 Fucked-up moles
3 French Letters
2 Tangled Testies and a
Forsking Full of VD.

[Sharni]

Ooooooooooooooooooooooo

I want one!!!!!!!!!

Sharniqua

[Lovediva]

Ok..I will give you one Sharni...the other 6 are mine!!! :p :D

[dv847]

Uhh,really hate to be the one to bust your bubbles ladies but real angels,no matter their apperance,are asexual (i think that's the word i'm looking for)like no gender.They are merely pawns(warriors,messengers,etc.etc.)used in whatever capacity needed.It is in The Book.Happy Holidays,anyway!

dv847

P.S. chokky?

[PantyFanatic]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by dv847
[B](warriors,messengers,etc.etc.)used in whatever capacity needed.



She knows what she's praying for!:)

[Radies]

On the Eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me:

Eight erotic enemas
seven sexy male angels
six cyphiliphics
five choir boys
four fucked up moles
three french letters
two tangled testies
and a foreskin full of VD

[Bilbo]

OK! here's the lot that I know...what other verses could be addapted?

Knock yourselves out

On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me:

TWELVE TWISTED TWATS
ELEVEN ELEPTIC LEPPERS
TEN TATTERED TAMPONS
NINE KNAWED OFF NIPPLES
EIGHT ACHING ASSHOLES
SEVEN SEXY SISTERS
SIX CYPHILIPHICS

FIVE CHOIR BOOOYYYYS
FOUR FUCKED-UP MOLES
THREE FRENCH LETTERS
TWO TANGLED TESTIES and
A FORESKIN FULL OF VD



Mary Christmas and a wonderful and prosperous New Year

[Sharni]

An Aussie version

On the first day of Christmas my true love sent to me.
1. An emu up a gum tree.
2. Two pink galahs.
3. Three jabirus.
4. Four kookaburras.
5. Five kangaroos.
6. Six platypuses.
7. Seven koalas climbing.
8. Eight possums playing.
9. Nine wombats working.
10. Ten lizards leaping.
11. Eleven numbats nagging.
12. Twelve parrots prattling

Another version

On the first day of Christmas my true love sent to me.
1. A kookaburra in a gum tree
2. Two snakes on skis
3. Three wet galahs
4. Four lyrebirds
5. Five kangaroos.
6. Six sharks a surfing
7. Seven emus laying
8. Eight dingos dancing
9. Nine crocs a snoozing
10. Ten wombats washing
11. Eleven lizards leaping
12. Twelve possums playing

Sharniqua

[dicksbro]

* BUMP *

Worth looking at again at this time of year. :)

Love Sharni's Aussie versions of the 12 Days of Christmas.

[dicksbro]

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me …

a back rub from the neck down to the feet.

[dicksbro]

On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me …

Two small blue tablets
and
A back rub from the neck down to the feet.

[dicksbro]

On the 3rd day of Christmas, my true love gave to me …

Three playful crotch grabs,
Two small blue tablets

and

A back rub from the neck down to the feet.

[dicksbro]

On the 4th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me …

Four bottom pinches,
Three playful crotch grabes,
Two small blue tablets

and

A back rub from the neck down to the feet.

(Guess I skipped 3 days, so this will only be the Nine Days of Christmas. :shrug: )

[Teddy Bear]

Bilbo, thanks for posting this way back when. Not sure if you still peek in pixies --- if so ; sending warm wishes what ever you are doing.