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Mercury_Maniac
07-25-2001, 06:33 PM
feel free to share your comment with this funny picture i found.

Mercury_Maniac
07-25-2001, 07:46 PM
here i'll add another picture for your pleasure.

David
07-26-2001, 07:37 AM
Great images! Just loved the "mouse" one. Thanks for the laugh. David Cdn.

Penny
07-27-2001, 11:52 AM
I love the funnies! Here's one someone sent to me that I thought was pretty funny.

John_L
07-27-2001, 03:20 PM
Thanks folks! I really needed that!

Penny, may you never find yourself in that grannys shoes. Mostly because she wears a size 4 orthopedic! B-)

Boz
07-27-2001, 05:05 PM
thanks. i too needed the humor on what has been not the greatest of days. i really reminds me to relax, don't take life so seriously.

thanks again.
boz.:D

Mercury_Maniac
07-28-2001, 07:21 PM
i have more funny pictures and will be posting them here on and off so feel free to have a few laughs.

Mercury_Maniac
07-28-2001, 07:29 PM
that could hurt!

Penny
07-28-2001, 07:53 PM
oh my! that cowboy does have a problem, doesn't he! hehehe What a way to go!! :-D

Lovediva
07-30-2001, 05:25 PM
One night a guy takes his girlfriend home. As they are about to kiss each other goodnight, the guy starts feeling a little horny.
With an air of confidence, he leans with his hand against the wall
and,smiling, he says to her:
"Darling, would you give me a blowjob?"
Horrified, she replies "Are you mad? My parents will see us!"

Him: "Oh come on! Who's gonna see us at this hour?"
Her: "No, please. Can you imagine if we get caught?"
Him: "Oh come on! There's nobody around, they're all sleeping!"
Her: "No way. It's just too risky!"
Him (horny as hell): "Oh please, please, I love you so much?!"
Her: "No, no,and no. I love you too, but I just can't!"
Him: "Oh yes you can. Please?"
Her: "No, no. I just can't!"
Him: "I beg you ..."

Out of the blue, the light on the stairs goes on, and the girl's younger
sister shows up in her pajamas, hair disheveled, and in a sleepy voice she
says: "Mom says to go ahead and give him a blowjob. Otherwise, I can do it.

Or if need be, she can come down herself and do it. But, tell him to take
his fuckin' hand off the intercom!"

Dunchad
07-30-2001, 05:42 PM
This is a great new forum, and the joke from LoveDiva4U is great.

Mercury_Maniac
07-30-2001, 09:16 PM
that was pretty fucking funny, andway here's another picture

Mercury_Maniac
07-30-2001, 09:18 PM
i really like this one myself.

wolfspirit
07-31-2001, 01:56 AM
Had a friend send me this one. Thought I would add it....

Fang
07-31-2001, 10:03 AM
I have no idea where this is or if it's even real, but i thought it was good enough to pass along.

Fang
07-31-2001, 10:05 AM
This one is my personal favorite.

wolfspirit
07-31-2001, 03:28 PM
Here's another one off the "Hard" drive.......lol :p

Mercury_Maniac
07-31-2001, 04:24 PM
i'm glad you people are adding pictures of your own, i like them all especially the natural wonders. heres another

sorry if its stereotypical but i think its funny.

Mercury_Maniac
07-31-2001, 04:26 PM
i can't even remember where i found this one!

Mercury_Maniac
07-31-2001, 04:27 PM
this one has to do with the windows program and if windows has been as difficult to you as it has to me you'll understand it

assfault
07-31-2001, 04:46 PM
more

Trista
07-31-2001, 07:02 PM
here is a good one

Mercury_Maniac
07-31-2001, 08:09 PM
heres an erotic cartoon

sba6996
08-04-2001, 03:03 PM
sorry i went on vacation. these have been pretty funny so for the people who love pokemon check this out.

Fang
08-06-2001, 05:32 AM
I suppose now I understand why it's called "poke"mon

Lovediva
08-07-2001, 03:22 AM
Thought you might all like this one! :D

Oldfart
08-07-2001, 04:29 PM
My offering.

wolfspirit
08-08-2001, 01:56 AM
Another one to share. :)

David
08-08-2001, 03:52 AM
Thanks for all the images! I had a darn good laugh. A great way to start my day off. Thanks again to all. David Cdn :D

KIWI
08-08-2001, 06:56 AM
wish i had this guys job

wolfspirit
08-08-2001, 11:54 AM
Remember this if your sleeping bag happens to turn up wet! :whiteghos

wolfspirit
08-08-2001, 11:59 AM
If it only really worked this way.......:redghost:

wolfspirit
08-10-2001, 01:55 AM
What is wrong with this picture?

Lovediva
08-12-2001, 06:08 AM
Wish I had this tree in my backyard!! :D ;)

Mercury_Maniac
08-12-2001, 07:40 AM
just a picture

Lovediva
08-12-2001, 03:44 PM
Perfect day for a Woman
8:15 Wake up to hugs and kisses.
8:30 Weigh 5 lbs. lighter than yesterday.
8:45 Breakfast in bed, fresh squeezed orange juice and croissants.
9:15 Soothing hot bath with fragrant lilac bath oil.
10:00 Light workout at club with handsome, funny personal trainer.
10:30 Facial, manicure, shampoo, and comb out.
12:00 Lunch with best friend at an outdoor cafe.
12:45 Notice ex-boyfriend's wife, she has gained 30 lbs.
13:00 Shopping with friends.
14:00 Nap.
16:00 A dozen roses delivered by florist. Card is from a secret
admirer.
16:15 Light workout at club followed by a gentle massage.
17:30 Pick outfit for dinner. Primp before mirror.
19:30 Candlelight dinner for two followed by dancing.
22:00 Hot shower. Alone.
22:30 Make love.
23:00 Pillow talk, light touching and cuddling.
23:15 Fall asleep in his big, strong arms.

Perfect Day for a Man
6:00 Alarm.
6:15 Blowjob.
6:30 Massive dump while reading the sports section of USA Today.
7:00 Breakfast. Filet Mignon, eggs, toast and coffee.
7:30 Limo arrives.
7:45 Bloody Mary en route to airport.
8:15 Private jet to Augusta, Georgia.
9:30 Limo to Augusta National Golf Club.
9:45 Play front nine at Augusta, finish 2 under par.
11:45 Lunch. 2 dozen oysters on the half shell. 3 Heinekens.
12:15 Blowjob.
12:30 Play back nine at Augusta, finish 4 under par.
14:15 Limo back to airport. Drink 2 Bombay martinis.
14:30 Private jet to Nassau, Bahamas. Nap.
15:15 Late afternoon fishing excursion with topless female crew.
16:30 Catch world record light tackle marlin - 1249 lbs.
17:00 Jet back home. En route, get massage from naked Kathy
Ireland.
19:00 Watch CNN Newsflash. Clinton resigns.
19:30 Dinner. Lobster appetizers, 1963 Dom Perignon, 20 0z. New
York strip.
21:00 Relax after dinner with 1789 Augler Cognac and Cohiba
Cuban cigar.
22:00 Have sex with twin 21 year-old nymphomaniacs.
23:00 Massage and Jacuzzi.
23:45 Go to bed.
23:50 Let loose a 12 second, 4 octave fart. Watch the dog leave the room.
23:55 Laugh yourself to sleep.

Glyndwr
08-12-2001, 04:54 PM
hey Diva

You left out the titty fuck with warmed baby oil in the Limo and sex with the air stewardess.

typical guy - always wanting more ;)

Gyzsmo
08-12-2001, 07:06 PM
How about this ???

Gyzsmo
08-12-2001, 07:06 PM
This one's cute too ...........

big_eyes
08-12-2001, 07:43 PM
For all of those others stuck in an office like me.

big_eyes
08-12-2001, 07:45 PM
Santa's dream

Gyzsmo
08-12-2001, 08:39 PM
Baseball anyone???

Liks2LicLadies
08-12-2001, 08:46 PM
Good One, 10 points

scotzoidman
08-12-2001, 09:25 PM
LoveDiva, maybe you could grow these in your garden:)

wolfspirit
08-13-2001, 01:27 AM
Oh My Goodness! :eek:

Petunia
08-13-2001, 02:05 AM
These posts have been great! I love to laugh.

Here's my latest contribution...

KIWI
08-13-2001, 09:55 AM
hope G.F does not get like this

KIWI
08-13-2001, 09:57 AM
a great new zealand sport:whiteghos

Petunia
08-13-2001, 10:15 AM
oh my goodness! Those last two are great! I especially love the little "plip" between the legs of the skier!

LMAO

wolfspirit
08-13-2001, 11:39 AM
Hmmmmmm

Lovediva
08-14-2001, 03:17 AM
Here are a few more :D

Lovediva
08-14-2001, 03:18 AM
Wanna shave this pussy? :D

Lovediva
08-14-2001, 03:20 AM
LMAO

Petunia
08-14-2001, 07:49 AM
Those are great!! LMAO :p

David
08-14-2001, 10:46 AM
Here is one:

David
08-14-2001, 10:51 AM
Directions to the G Spot!!

David
08-14-2001, 10:54 AM
Just when you are watching educational TV!!

wolfspirit
08-14-2001, 12:37 PM
Finally Caught!!!!

KIWI
08-14-2001, 02:25 PM
how ice is really made

KIWI
08-14-2001, 02:41 PM
animal love

KIWI
08-14-2001, 02:42 PM
a girl all us males would like to meet

BrightEyes
08-14-2001, 06:25 PM
Got these today in an e-mail from one of my girlfriends...LOL!

Jesus....I swear it takes all types!

BrightEyes
08-14-2001, 06:26 PM
Con't

BrightEyes
08-14-2001, 06:26 PM
more

BrightEyes
08-14-2001, 06:27 PM
more...

BrightEyes
08-14-2001, 06:28 PM
one more..

BrightEyes
08-14-2001, 06:30 PM
Last one...

wolfspirit
08-14-2001, 06:36 PM
She must be from Texas.........I "hear" EVERYTHING is big from there.........LOL

Lovediva
08-14-2001, 07:18 PM
OMG!!!! I need some of that water!!! Fed-ex.. quick!!!!!!!!

scotzoidman
08-14-2001, 09:31 PM
A blonde's wish...

scotzoidman
08-14-2001, 09:33 PM
Caught the wife tryin' to write for help heheheh

micegrl18
08-14-2001, 11:02 PM
this might not totally fit in, but its funny anyways ;)

bic423
08-15-2001, 05:42 AM
Here is a series I received today. Thought they would go well with this thread.

bic423
08-15-2001, 05:45 AM
Football players are friendly

bic423
08-15-2001, 05:47 AM
No wonder Formula 1 is ahead of all other racing. :rolleyes:

bic423
08-15-2001, 05:49 AM
No explanation needed.

bic423
08-15-2001, 05:52 AM
My favorite.
She can Cheer for me anytime.

Petunia
08-15-2001, 10:15 AM
This isn't a funny picture, but I found it amusing. (sorry it's so long)

Strange Sex Laws

1. In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death. (Like THAT makes sense.)

2. In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror. (Makes you hope you never need surgery!)

3. Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers; the sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times. (A brick??)

4. The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation. (Whoa!)

5. There are men in Guam whose full time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time...Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.
(Let's just think for a minute; is there any job anywhere else in the world that even comes close to this?)

6. In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband's lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired. (Ah! Justice!)

7. Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England - but only in tropical fish stores. (But of course!)

8. In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act.
(Makes one shudder at the thought.)

9. In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time.
(This was a big enough problem that they had to pass this law?)

10. In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one exception: prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only "in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises."
(Is this a great country or what? ... Not as great as Guam, though!!)
:rolleyes:

Lovediva
08-15-2001, 01:50 PM
This one is too funny!!!

Oldfart
08-15-2001, 03:33 PM
Back to basics please people.

Petunia
08-15-2001, 06:34 PM
Oh, Diva honey! :D Do you know where I can get some of those balloons!? hehehehe :o

scotzoidman
08-15-2001, 09:12 PM
Re the japanese.gif... some years back a local jeweler had that very message fashioned into a pendant & ran an ad with a picture of it... apparrently some people read the message when they saw the Sunday paper turned sideways on the coffee table & Monday am the paper was apoligizing for the "tasteless picture" they had run, way too funny

Oldfart
08-16-2001, 02:50 AM
Truth in humour.

SensualLove
08-16-2001, 03:30 AM
~No explanation needed for this one~ ;)


LoveDiva...Loved the balloon one!! TFF!!!

Lovediva
08-16-2001, 12:32 PM
More funnies :D

Lovediva
08-16-2001, 12:33 PM
And one more..lol

Lovediva
08-16-2001, 12:33 PM
Last one..

Runningbladez
08-16-2001, 06:49 PM
that was great joke diva how about another if you can

Dunchad
08-17-2001, 12:24 AM
Well here is my additon...

wolfspirit
08-17-2001, 01:40 AM
As soon as I post this I am going to call the company and order 3 or 4. Extras are just in case I brake them, which I am sure I will.

I will be the happiest and skinniest person alive!!!!! What an incentive for women to keep exercising!!!!! :p

wolfspirit
08-17-2001, 01:47 AM
Give us the tools and we can do anything........LOL :D

John_L
08-17-2001, 01:25 PM
And you wonder why people volunteer to do testing...

Mercury_Maniac
08-17-2001, 10:01 PM
i never thought this thread would be this successful!

Mercury_Maniac
08-17-2001, 10:01 PM
a crackhead cat!

Mercury_Maniac
08-17-2001, 10:03 PM
for those people who do nothing but work all day in one spot, this office is for you!

wolfspirit
08-18-2001, 02:17 AM
A thought guys have over and over again! LOL

wolfspirit
08-18-2001, 02:24 AM
Could have turned out to be a nasty and unwanted vasectomy. :eek:

Petunia
08-18-2001, 05:47 AM
Don't always believe what you hear...:p

Diver Down
08-18-2001, 06:27 AM
Laughinglynx.com

Has alot of good stuff.

dbart
08-18-2001, 01:00 PM
From the Stiles Project................love apples.

Oldfart
08-19-2001, 06:46 PM
Just to be #100

SensualLove
08-20-2001, 04:33 PM
~Now this is pure love~:D :)

SensualLove
08-20-2001, 04:33 PM
~~Again~~

SensualLove
08-20-2001, 04:34 PM
~~And Again~~:D :)

SensualLove
08-20-2001, 04:38 PM
~~Would you go shopping with this money?~~ :D :)

sba6996
08-20-2001, 07:47 PM
check it out lol

sba6996
08-20-2001, 07:49 PM
one more for the pokemon fans.

sba6996
08-20-2001, 07:52 PM
sorry i goofed here is the one i ment to send

scotzoidman
08-20-2001, 07:52 PM
and you women think it's bad when we cum in your mouth without a warning!!!:D

Lovediva
08-21-2001, 02:43 AM
Don't know if this will work, and I am sure everyone has seen this....but here it goes!! :D ;)




SensualLove....Loved the power of love ones!! LOL..

and scotzoidman..that was hillarious!!! LMAO!!

Lovediva
08-21-2001, 02:57 AM
Sumo dosen't always mean "big" LOL..here is the proof!!:D ;)

TDK
08-21-2001, 07:00 AM
heres a funny pic??

Oldfart
08-21-2001, 09:06 AM
People, we're repeating ourselves here.

Apple and one of the Pokemon pix. Be alert.

Fang
08-21-2001, 11:39 AM
Look out, Oldfart has become hall monitor!

Lovediva
08-21-2001, 04:46 PM
Why women won't bungee jump! :D

Lovediva
08-21-2001, 04:48 PM
I do these smoke signals here quite often myself..LOL!!! :D ;)

Petunia
08-21-2001, 05:23 PM
I'm so slow... took me a minute to even see the smoke! LOL

Too funny! Thanks, Diva
:fish:

Oldfart
08-21-2001, 06:56 PM
Fang,

We don't have those in Oz. Never needed the concept.

Just don't want to lose the freshness we've had so far.

This one is almost bizarre enough to be true.

scotzoidman
08-21-2001, 08:34 PM
I do these smoke signals here quite often myself..
As long as you're not blowin that smoke up my ass :D

Petunia
08-22-2001, 12:49 AM
Came across this in a yahoo profile... I'd like to hear that sermon! LOL :yellghst:

Petunia
08-22-2001, 12:51 AM
I've played with ice before, but nothing like this! :whiteghos

m45
08-22-2001, 03:44 AM
WOW To Funny

Has taken a day darn near to read and look at all of this thread, had to stop twice and rest, my side was about to rip open from LOL....

To Darn Funny!!!!

AnyWay how would you answer the phone if you worked at this place???:whiteghos

Fang
08-22-2001, 05:14 AM
Oldfart, I'm just kidding. By the way would that Oz be over the rainbow, or the HBO Penitentiary?

Fang
08-22-2001, 05:16 AM
I have this inspirational poster hanging in my office. It really makes my days easier.

Fang
08-22-2001, 05:18 AM
This one isn't so much funny as it is curious. I wonder if this is considered to be a "96?"

Oldfart
08-22-2001, 08:59 AM
Oz as in the place with kangaroos and such like.

No offence taken.

Try this one.

Fang
08-22-2001, 11:59 AM
No hall monitors in Australia?! Either everyone is completely trustworthy and obedient (yeah, right) or there are a definite lack of snitches (which I believe more).

Here's another pic for the thread.

wolfspirit
08-22-2001, 02:02 PM
Ow Ow Ow OWWWWWW!!!!!!

That is a way too funny pic!!!!!

Here is one for the group!

elwood
08-22-2001, 02:45 PM
or near enough?

wolfspirit
08-22-2001, 03:35 PM
I WANNA PLAY TOO!!!!!!

wolfspirit
08-22-2001, 03:37 PM
Wonder if the advertising "person" still has a job????

Petunia
08-22-2001, 04:50 PM
Sandy MacTavish, resplendent in traditional Scots
garb, had had a wee drop too much, and fell into a
ditch, unconscious.

Three giddy English girls coming down the path noted
his presence. They decided, "Well, now we can answer
the age-old mystery: what, if anything, does a
Scotsman wear under his kilt?"

They lifted the sleeper's kilt, and sure enough, Sandy
wore nothing beneath it. Just for a lark, one of the
girls pulled one of the blue ribbons from her
coiffure, and tied it to Sandy's --- shall we say,
member? --- in a nice neat bow. And the three went on
their way, giggling.

Next morning a groggy Sandy awoke. He looked down at
himself and quoth:

"Ah doan know whair ye been, but Ahm delighted to see
ye won fairst prize!"



:p

Oldfart
08-22-2001, 06:40 PM
RE: Hall Monitors.

Smaller schools, different approach.

Here's one from your country.

scotzoidman
08-22-2001, 07:57 PM
This sorta fits in with LoveDiva's "bungee" pic...

Neo_Vejiita
08-23-2001, 12:13 AM
this site has some of these and more funny pictures

http://home.wanadoo.nl/atomic.stuff/

Lovediva
08-23-2001, 03:28 AM
Why is it Men always say "IT" has a mind of it's own??? :D :D ;)


Or better yet..just a typical dick head...LMAO!!!!

nutworld
08-23-2001, 04:31 AM
Hey LoveDiva....How'd you get that pic of me???

I resemble that remark. :D

Oldfart
08-23-2001, 09:48 AM
And I used to like Easter.

Delilah
08-23-2001, 01:17 PM
I'm a new member, but I've been reading the board here for several weeks. This is my absolute favorite thread!

Here's one from me..

John_L
08-23-2001, 01:55 PM
That one sure plumped when you cooked it!

sapphire
08-23-2001, 05:58 PM
stick figures do it too!

sapphire
08-23-2001, 06:00 PM
hey guys...has this happened to you?

sapphire
08-23-2001, 06:01 PM
I don't think this was on the menu....

sapphire
08-23-2001, 06:03 PM
first aid?

Lovediva
08-23-2001, 06:20 PM
I am still picking on the men....LOL :D :D sorryyyyyyyyyyy ;) :D

Lovediva
08-23-2001, 06:28 PM
Here is one so that all the men can forgive me for picking on them previously.......LOL :D :D :)

Lovediva
08-23-2001, 06:29 PM
Ok..guess I won't hog the thread...last one... :D :D

Oldfart
08-24-2001, 09:02 AM
Anybody just had breakfast?

Mercury_Maniac
08-24-2001, 09:58 AM
i love all these pictures and i love the way this thread has just taken off, i mean this is the only thread that i got more than 4 replies on.

wolfspirit
08-25-2001, 07:24 PM
Well this one kind of matches my toy drawer......:yellghst:

wolfspirit
08-25-2001, 07:27 PM
I know I would never be sitting at my desk. :cool:

Oldfart
08-25-2001, 08:20 PM
Yes, Mercury_Maniac. You have a lot to answer for.

Try this.

scotzoidman
08-25-2001, 08:38 PM
Nothing says "sorry" like plastic...

Oldfart
08-26-2001, 01:36 PM
Another from the files.

Vickious
08-27-2001, 06:34 AM
i love all of these pictures u guys hav added...so now, its my turn. hope u like em!!

Oldfart
08-27-2001, 03:00 PM
Letter from a kid.

Oldfart
08-27-2001, 03:03 PM
Sorry

Wombat
08-28-2001, 07:09 AM
It's taken me a few days to get through to here on this thread and some of this stuff cracks me up................so here's my contribution:D

Wombat
08-28-2001, 07:14 AM
and again.....

Wombat
08-28-2001, 07:20 AM
The age old question........

Wombat
08-28-2001, 07:28 AM
:D maybe I'm alone here but this made me laugh:D

Wombat
08-28-2001, 07:35 AM
.
........ and so did this

Vickious
08-28-2001, 11:41 AM
i got a load of funny disney ones...so ere u r

Vickious
08-28-2001, 11:42 AM
:)

Vickious
08-28-2001, 11:42 AM
:p

Vickious
08-28-2001, 11:44 AM
:D

Vickious
08-28-2001, 11:45 AM
:cool:

Vickious
08-28-2001, 11:46 AM
this is da last 1, soz. but jus 2 keep y'all amused!! certainly did me!!:yellghst:

m45
08-28-2001, 06:32 PM
This thread is both Sick and Rollen' on the Floor LOL...


I now know for sure why I love boobs so much!
:p

Oldfart
08-29-2001, 02:11 AM
Another from the vault.

KIWI
08-29-2001, 02:47 PM
a couple from the collection

KIWI
08-29-2001, 02:49 PM
tastes like chicken

KIWI
08-29-2001, 02:51 PM
is this what you would class as sex before lunch

m45
08-29-2001, 02:56 PM
KIWI........

VERY NICE!!!
Thanks for the great laugh!!!!!
OH MY...

We do taste like chicken was to funny!!

:p

Oldfart
08-30-2001, 02:27 AM
Concur with M45. Good ones Kiwi.

Try this one.

wolfspirit
08-31-2001, 01:51 AM
No wonder I love cucumbers, YUMMY !!!!!!

Sharni
08-31-2001, 04:25 AM
This one cracked me up...*LOL*

Sharniqua

Oldfart
08-31-2001, 04:53 AM
Found a few more.

This is a few more.

Oldfart
08-31-2001, 04:55 AM
More of More.

Lovediva
09-01-2001, 06:13 AM
:D :D If you want a blow job real bad and you want her to swallow maybe this will help you! :D :D

Stinger
09-01-2001, 11:31 PM
This was hilarious. I laughed my butt off.

Let's see how long we can keep it going.


I had to send my post. This one is a little sick, but I thought it was funny.

Stinger
09-01-2001, 11:32 PM
I will find more.


I would like to have been at this wedding.

Oldfart
09-02-2001, 03:33 AM
Flexibility.

wolfspirit
09-03-2001, 04:24 AM
Though this was funny.:p

wolfspirit
09-03-2001, 04:27 AM
Somebody, help this girl up! :redghost: :eek:

J.O.Y.
09-03-2001, 01:19 PM
This is a GREAT thread. Please keep them coming.:)

Delilah
09-03-2001, 05:23 PM
OMG! I love the one about famous people! TOO funny! Thanks, Wolf

Del

:p

scotzoidman
09-03-2001, 06:43 PM
Please read the following before you open it. I hope you laugh as much as I did.
A class of elementary students wanted to make planters to take home. It was important to have plants that were easy to take care of in them, so it was decided to use cactus plants. The students planted the cactus seeds in the planters, and they grew nicely. Unfortunately, the students were not allowed to take them home. See attachment to see why. It seemed like a good idea at the time. . .
The cactus plants were removed and small ivy plants replaced them. The children were then allowed to take their planters home.

Lovediva
09-04-2001, 02:53 AM
Is there such a woman????? ;) :D

You be the judge...LOL

Bilbo
09-04-2001, 04:04 AM
now you should Know....no tits and no mouth is far from perfect

Oldfart
09-04-2001, 04:28 AM
Bilbo,

Perhaps a lady you once met.

I've never (cough) been that drunk.

Lovediva
09-04-2001, 04:53 AM
Hahahaha Bilbo you got me there!! And you are right..a female is not a female without a mouth!! :o :o :D

But if anybody says I talk too much I will send them to you!! :D ;)

KIWI
09-04-2001, 05:43 AM
a couple i was sent today

KIWI
09-04-2001, 05:45 AM
and again

m45
09-04-2001, 05:47 AM
I must agree with Bilbo got to have TITS!!!!!
and a mouth!!!

Oldfart
09-04-2001, 05:57 AM
The INTERNET can be a hard place to sell.

Fang
09-04-2001, 10:51 AM
Shit that one was funny Oldfart!

Here's a new one:

Fang
09-04-2001, 10:55 AM
This is what I call tired.

Fang
09-04-2001, 10:57 AM
Remember, these are trained professionals, don't try this at home!

Fang
09-04-2001, 11:00 AM
Final one for the day. This could have been me as a child.

Delilah
09-04-2001, 12:00 PM
This isn't a funny picture, but a pretty funny joke...

_______________

A woman in her late forties went to a plastic surgeon for a
face-lift.

The surgeon told her about a new procedure called "The Knob",
where a small knob is placed on the back of a woman's head and
can be turned to tighten up her skin to produce the effect of a
brand new face lift.

Of course, the woman wanted "The Knob." Fifteen years later, the
woman returned to the surgeon with two problems. "All these
years, everything has been working just fine. I've had to turn
the knob many times and I've always loved the results. But now
I've developed two annoying problems. First, I have these
terrible bags under my eyes and the knob won't get rid of them."

The doctor looked at her closely and said, "Those aren't bags,
those are your breasts."

She said, "Well, I guess that explains the goatee."

:eek: :D

Delilah
09-04-2001, 12:03 PM
this one sorta goes with your's, fang...

wolfspirit
09-04-2001, 03:18 PM
Mine would be of Mel Gibson.........OHHHHH GOD MEL!!!!! :yellghst:

wolfspirit
09-04-2001, 03:21 PM
Hope this works.

Oldfart
09-05-2001, 04:49 AM
Running out of jokes.

Delilah
09-05-2001, 05:09 AM
I don't think I've seen this one here...

Fang
09-05-2001, 05:27 AM
Oh, god, that last one of Kermit is hilarious Delilah!

White Tigress
09-05-2001, 10:34 AM
Here's one I found of Daffy Duck.

sapphire
09-05-2001, 01:50 PM
What a way to get a promotion!

J.O.Y.
09-05-2001, 02:02 PM
Sapphire, that "ahead.jpg" cartoon sure looks like Billy Clintons' Office.:) Monica did not get her promotion she just made a lot of money.

Oldfart
09-05-2001, 02:43 PM
Anyone you know?

scotzoidman
09-05-2001, 07:22 PM
LOL funny oldfart... we have a poster sized version up in a backroom at work... as our upper mgmt!

m45
09-05-2001, 08:08 PM
Oldfart that is my old business partner......
Notice I said Old,,
No More.... The jurk!!
Purfect look alike!!!!

Thanks for the laugh!!.....;-)


:p

wolfspirit
09-06-2001, 02:22 PM
This is Bill showing his scrap book to the younder generation, letting them know who blows and who dosen't.

J.O.Y.
09-06-2001, 04:05 PM
Way to go wolfspirit, there is the Ole Billy we all love to make fun of. Sure gald he is still around cause he makes for some great jokes.

Keep em coming! LOL:)

Lovediva
09-06-2001, 05:26 PM
Top ten advertising slogans for Viagra.

10. Viagra, It's "Whaazzzzz Up!"

9. Viagra, The pecker picker upper!
.
8. Viagra, Like a rock!

7. Viagra, When it absolutely, positively has to be there
tonight!

6. Viagra, Be all that you can be.

5. Viagra, Reach out and touch someone.

4. Viagra, Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman!!!

3. Viagra, Tastes great!........., More filling !

2. Viagra, We bring good things to life!

And the number one slogan, being considered by Viagra:





1. This is your penis.........This is your penis on drugs.:D

Lovediva
09-06-2001, 05:41 PM
A young American girl, on her very first trip to Paris,
decided to test the French male's fabled expertise in the art of love-making.

On her first date, she asked him what exactly he intended
to do with her.

"First," he replied, "I weel remove ze dress. Zen, I will
carry you to ze bed. And zen," he added triumphantly, "I will kiss ze navel."

"Big deal !!!" she said. "I've had my navel kissed before
hundreds of times."

Ahhhhh, but of course!" shrugged the Frenchman.
,,,,,"But... from ze inside!"

Mercury_Maniac
09-06-2001, 07:12 PM
i love the viagra one and the one after that is pretty interesting and gives me something to think about.


thanx diva they aren't pictures but they are just as good, and just as funny, feel free to post more.

Hector
09-08-2001, 02:48 AM
For you information. From 1/9/01 please refer to Viagra by it's chemical name. Ask your pharmacist for MECOXAFLOPPIN

Oldfart
09-08-2001, 04:30 AM
Just got this.

Not me, unfortunately.

Lovediva
09-08-2001, 04:58 AM
A little soft PORN anyone?? :D

m45
09-08-2001, 05:05 AM
Diva that was to cute!

Do you all know the differance between a woman and a hard drive??????

A woman will NOT except a 3 1/2 inch floppy!!!!!!!!!!!:p

****SSSSSSS*****

J.O.Y.
09-08-2001, 07:05 AM
Hey OldFArt, did you leave something out of your 9/8/01 post, or has my pueter download function gone south again??

That forgetfulness thing just goes with the territory.:)

Now where is my keyboard??;)

wolfspirit
09-08-2001, 07:11 AM
OMG!!!!

Lovediva
09-08-2001, 11:11 AM
Hey M45... I certainly don't want no 3 1/2 floppy!!!:D

Lovediva
09-08-2001, 11:13 AM
Penis Expressions!:D

Mercury_Maniac
09-08-2001, 02:01 PM
for that guy who wants to get technical on viagra, the correct name for it is "Sildenafil Citrate" not that strange name you used.

Oldfart
09-11-2001, 10:17 PM
Mercury,

Go back and read the name out loud.

MECOXAFLOPPIN.

Oldfart
09-11-2001, 10:22 PM
J.O.Y.

Yes, they issue photo IDs for people like me.

Missed pic was this.

wolfspirit
09-12-2001, 07:48 PM
Speaks for itself!!!!

Lovediva
09-12-2001, 09:27 PM
Evolution of man :D

TDK
09-12-2001, 10:05 PM
I hope this works here and it hasnt been on here b4

wolfspirit
09-13-2001, 04:04 AM
Women's Worst Nightmare.

wolfspirit
09-13-2001, 04:06 AM
LOL

Lovediva
09-13-2001, 05:02 AM
Arkansas new coin :D

Oldfart
09-15-2001, 03:56 AM
We have a problem with Iraqui and Afghani asylum seekers

(mainly economic).

A few days ago I received an e-mail telling me I had been

selected to billet a few tourists travelling lightly.

I would hardly notice they were there.

Mercury_Maniac
09-15-2001, 12:25 PM
oops sorry about the viagra thing, i wasn't to humorous that day when i read, now i got, forget what i said.

Evilfantisy
09-15-2001, 03:26 PM
That's fukn' hilarious! I don't think they'll get far!!

MsJenn
09-16-2001, 01:03 PM
An idea for when we re-build NYC, maybe?

MsJenn
09-16-2001, 01:05 PM
Now this is MY kind of exercise!!

Lovediva
09-16-2001, 07:33 PM
Diamonds are a girls best friend...here is the next new best friend! :D

wolfspirit
09-17-2001, 04:29 AM
I say, Go for it! LOL:yellghst:

Oldfart
09-17-2001, 11:54 PM
For those of religious bent.

m45
09-18-2001, 06:56 AM
Sharpen those claws..........

scotzoidman
09-19-2001, 08:27 PM
Couldn't wipe the smile off his face either...

scotzoidman
09-19-2001, 10:04 PM
I think most all of us could use some laughs right now...

scotzoidman
09-19-2001, 10:07 PM
and another...

scotzoidman
09-19-2001, 10:10 PM
more...

scotzoidman
09-19-2001, 10:13 PM
Diamonds can be a man's best friend too...

Lovediva
09-20-2001, 05:00 AM
OMG!!! Too fucking funny Scotzoidman!!!!! :D :D

I hope that don't give anyone ideas..like swallowing a diamond...LOL

Thanks for the great laugh!!!:D