PDA

View Full Version : Now that we got the size of the penis down pat........

Lovediva
11-06-2001, 11:12 AM
Do you have nicknames for them????? :D ;)
bigbob40
11-06-2001, 12:30 PM
lol
wifey calls mine (((BIG)))kahuna :D I tell her she's going blind.:D :D
nutworld
11-06-2001, 01:47 PM
It

As in my wife saying "keep IT in your pants" !!

(Most of the time she's kidding)
celt guy
11-06-2001, 04:14 PM
Personally I've always gone with "ben and the boys" Ladies in the past have called it Mr. Sankey, Mr. Happy, Richard and It. Nutworld where'd yo usay your wife was from? lol


C.G.
bogeyman
11-06-2001, 06:24 PM
but I think her nickname for it is "Not Tonight" cause I hear it sooooo much.... :(
scotzoidman
11-06-2001, 06:30 PM
DW refers to to him as "Arnie", not sure why; Ex GF used to call him "Old Faithful"... I think I know where that came from!
ROCKHARD
11-06-2001, 06:32 PM
Luther..dont know why but thats his name!
nutworld
11-06-2001, 07:25 PM
Amen Bogey,

"IT" and "Not Tonight" must be related somehow, because I get that name also. :)
Lovediva
11-07-2001, 06:23 AM
Arnie...Luther....too funny........:D


Come on Men...I know you name your penis's...fess up!!!! :D :)
Saddaddy
11-07-2001, 07:40 AM
Diva ,
I call mine Crackers & if you want to eat Crackers in bed , Iwon't kick You out .:p
rednec9599
11-07-2001, 07:55 AM
my wife called it the cure something to do with getting rid of headaches
Oldfart
11-07-2001, 11:48 AM
It probably has more names than there is memory to store them.

Old favourites range from Dick, roger, willy and cock to such

wonderful names as the "Turtle-necked Tadger" through the

"wife's best friend" to "Meccano" (the best toy a boy ever had to

play with). I loved the old "One -eyed trouser snake" and I'm

sure the folks here have their own gems.
biggun
11-07-2001, 12:33 PM
How about "Russell The Love Muscle" or if it's an alone night "Herbie Handcock"
motega20
11-08-2001, 01:56 AM
Well I never named my penis and my girlfriend hasn't either...instead of a name my penis has become a separate entity all it's own. She calls my penis "him" as in "I love him" and of course in turn her vagina has become "her". I don't know...I think it's really cute
Mercury_Maniac
11-08-2001, 06:16 PM
Richter
Prophet Reality
11-08-2001, 08:29 PM
Last woman I was with called it "Mr. Happyland"
urb
11-09-2001, 12:12 AM
We call mine "The Boys and their friend". Even better, I have a friend who calls his "The Franchise." Not sure if it's a fast-food franchise or a seven-course meal. Not sure I want to know.
Sugarsprinkles
11-21-2002, 10:48 AM
BUMP!!!!


another "oldie but goodie"...................................
vampeyes
11-21-2002, 10:40 PM
lol since it was bumped... hubbys is Mr Turtle :D
airhog
11-22-2002, 12:10 AM
mine is petey, yes its not very original, but thats okay.
Santiago
11-22-2002, 02:48 AM
my gf calls mine "Wang".

She started calling it that because i would always quote the game called "Lo Wang"

"I gotta special accupunture for you...!!"
thun
11-22-2002, 06:12 AM
me, i like the 'dick' word. Much more exciting to hear gf saying 'i'm gonna suck yer dick' then 'i'm going to suck nicky'.... For all i know nicky could be postman :D

that goes for all the body parts.
Booger
11-22-2002, 01:30 PM
I normaly just call him junior
69 HER
11-22-2002, 02:52 PM
Snoop
Her bridal cake had Pepermint Patty (Patti) chasin Charlie Brown (Chuck)thus the nickname
ChinesePussy
11-22-2002, 02:58 PM
i usually called it "Sushi"
Bronzedozzy
11-22-2002, 04:07 PM
"Gilligan", 'coz he's my lil' buddy.
Belial
11-23-2002, 10:54 PM
Phallus Maximus (Max for short).
Heh, if only that were accurate.