Definitions

[gekkogecko]

Feel free to add yours.

Prototype (n.): An object, the first of its kind. The one that is made to ensure just how fucked up the object can be.

[jseal]

Experience: The collective name given to a group of mistakes.

[dicksbro]

War: International insanity.

[jseal]

Siblings: Reminders that your parents had a lot of sex. :D

[dicksbro]

Erection: The visible sign to women that men are not JUST interested in their minds. :yikes:

[jseal]

Dictionary : The only place where success comes before work.

[dicksbro]

^^^^ I like that! :thumbs:

Rain Probabilities: The scientific way for weathermen to tell us they don't know either. :shrug:

[jseal]

Vegan: A Mass murdered of thousands of innocent fruits and vegetables.

[WildIrish]

ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.

[dicksbro]

SAFE SEX: What bank vaults do after the banks close.

[WildIrish]

INCEST: A game that the whole family can play.

[jseal]

PRAYER: When people talk to God.
SCHIZOPHRENIA: When God talks back.

[WildIrish]

Profusion: Anti-fission

[jseal]

NUCLEAR WEAPONS: An invention to end all inventions.

[BIBI]

Sale....a way to bring in customers and mislead them to believe they are getting a deal on an item.

[gekkogecko]

Reality: n., an abstract idea, impossible for anyone to understand .

[dicksbro]

Masturbation: How a person alone can look in a mirror and enjoy an intimate relationship with someone they really care about.

[jseal]

Yankee: A person who's been jerked around.

[dicksbro]

Virginia: Canadian girl who has never had intercourse.

[gekkogecko]

Software upgrade: n. , a packet of code suitably modified from a pre-existing packet, intended to ensure the software no longer works correctly.

[dicksbro]

Blowjob: Hiring someone to replace a fan.

[BIBI]

Truth...the actual facts

[dicksbro]

Fellatio: When a guy named Tio falls over.

[BIBI]

LMAO=laughing my ass off

@db

[jseal]

Franz Liszt: What Franz takes with him when he goes shopping.

[BIBI]

good one jseal....

:eew: when someone or something is icky :rofl:

[dicksbro]

Lies: Government communications to the people on any subject of importance. Stands for Layered In Enema Secretions. :boink:

[BIBI]

OMG dicksbro..... :tongue: lol

LOL=laughing out loud






:roflmao:

[dicksbro]

Soon: Another way to say, "I don't know."

[BIBI]

fine....oh oh your in trouble

[dicksbro]

Fairness ... what's mine is mine and what's yours can be negotiated.

[PantyFanatic]

Tits ........ Proof that men CAN concentrate on two things at once. :boobs:

[dicksbro]

Cunnilingus: Drilling for hollers.

[gekkogecko]

Cunnilingus: Drilling for hollers.


Shouldn't that be "drooling for hollers" ?

[dicksbro]

Shouldn't that be "drooling for hollers" ?
Good idea. :thumb:

[kleclere]

Sex: What makes the world go round.

[dicksbro]

Intercourse: The time between two classes.

[BIBI]

cart.....what can't be put before the horse.

[PantyFanatic]

A glass of water half full or half empty ............ A container twice the size required. :sad:

[dicksbro]

Blowjob: Balloon filling.

[dicksbro]

Happiness: When Al Capone was convicted of tax evasion ... a word describing how Eliot felt.