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gekkogecko
09-02-2013, 08:24 AM
Feel free to add yours.
Prototype (n.): An object, the first of its kind. The one that is made to ensure just how fucked up the object can be.
jseal
09-03-2013, 04:43 AM
Experience: The collective name given to a group of mistakes.
dicksbro
09-05-2013, 05:35 PM
War: International insanity.
jseal
09-11-2013, 05:01 AM
Siblings: Reminders that your parents had a lot of sex. :D
dicksbro
09-12-2013, 01:28 AM
Erection: The visible sign to women that men are not JUST interested in their minds. :yikes:
jseal
09-12-2013, 05:20 AM
Dictionary : The only place where success comes before work.
dicksbro
09-13-2013, 03:05 AM
^^^^ I like that! :thumbs:
Rain Probabilities: The scientific way for weathermen to tell us they don't know either. :shrug:
jseal
09-13-2013, 05:05 AM
Vegan: A Mass murdered of thousands of innocent fruits and vegetables.
WildIrish
09-18-2013, 01:34 PM
ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.
dicksbro
09-19-2013, 04:29 AM
SAFE SEX: What bank vaults do after the banks close.
WildIrish
09-19-2013, 06:47 AM
INCEST: A game that the whole family can play.
jseal
09-19-2013, 04:12 PM
PRAYER: When people talk to God.
SCHIZOPHRENIA: When God talks back.
WildIrish
09-20-2013, 02:47 PM
Profusion: Anti-fission
jseal
09-21-2013, 07:00 AM
NUCLEAR WEAPONS: An invention to end all inventions.
Sale....a way to bring in customers and mislead them to believe they are getting a deal on an item.
gekkogecko
09-23-2013, 07:51 AM
Reality: n., an abstract idea, impossible for anyone to understand .
dicksbro
09-24-2013, 12:59 AM
Masturbation: How a person alone can look in a mirror and enjoy an intimate relationship with someone they really care about.
jseal
11-03-2013, 06:00 AM
Yankee: A person who's been jerked around.
dicksbro
11-04-2013, 01:05 AM
Virginia: Canadian girl who has never had intercourse.
gekkogecko
11-04-2013, 08:47 AM
Software upgrade: n. , a packet of code suitably modified from a pre-existing packet, intended to ensure the software no longer works correctly.
dicksbro
11-04-2013, 10:48 AM
Blowjob: Hiring someone to replace a fan.
dicksbro
11-08-2013, 01:57 AM
Fellatio: When a guy named Tio falls over.
LMAO=laughing my ass off
@db
jseal
11-08-2013, 07:30 AM
Franz Liszt: What Franz takes with him when he goes shopping.
good one jseal....
:eew: when someone or something is icky :rofl:
dicksbro
11-09-2013, 04:52 AM
Lies: Government communications to the people on any subject of importance. Stands for Layered In Enema Secretions. :boink:
OMG dicksbro..... :tongue: lol
LOL=laughing out loud
:roflmao:
dicksbro
11-10-2013, 02:56 AM
Soon: Another way to say, "I don't know."
fine....oh oh your in trouble
dicksbro
11-11-2013, 06:28 AM
Fairness ... what's mine is mine and what's yours can be negotiated.
PantyFanatic
11-12-2013, 12:19 AM
Tits ........ Proof that men CAN concentrate on two things at once. :boobs:
dicksbro
11-12-2013, 03:53 AM
Cunnilingus: Drilling for hollers.
gekkogecko
11-12-2013, 10:02 AM
Cunnilingus: Drilling for hollers.
Shouldn't that be "drooling for hollers" ?
dicksbro
11-12-2013, 06:08 PM
Shouldn't that be "drooling for hollers" ?
Good idea. :thumb:
kleclere
11-16-2013, 09:37 PM
Sex: What makes the world go round.
dicksbro
11-22-2013, 02:58 AM
Intercourse: The time between two classes.
cart.....what can't be put before the horse.
PantyFanatic
12-11-2013, 08:46 AM
A glass of water half full or half empty ............ A container twice the size required. :sad:
dicksbro
12-12-2013, 03:22 AM
Blowjob: Balloon filling.
dicksbro
05-08-2018, 02:20 AM
Happiness: When Al Capone was convicted of tax evasion ... a word describing how Eliot felt.
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