The Riddler

[PantyFanatic]

OK! :banghead:

IfSharniSOMESharniPEOPLESharniwant to play these dumb games,:hair: I'll give you one that should at least slow it down. :D

The Riddler gives you a riddle and you have 24 hrs. to answer it. If it's correctly answered, that person gives the next riddle. If not, the Riddler comes back after the minimum one day (and has up to 3 days) with the answer. Somebody else then asks the next riddle. A Riddler can not give two riddles in a row within one week.



What is the difference between a pick pocket and a peeping tom? :jester:

[Cheyanne]

A pick pocket snatches your watch and a peeping tom watches your snatch.


OK.. here is one

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette, with a satisfied smile on its face. The egg, looking a bit pissed off, grabs the sheet, rolls over, and says, “Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question”.

What is the question?

[txgrneyes]

Answer: Which came first the chicken or the egg?


What is the difference between a pigmy tribe and a womens jogging team?

[jseal]

Answer: The Pigmies are a cunning bunch of runts....


I soar without wings, I see without eyes.
I've traveled the universe to and fro.
I've conquered the world, yet I've never been anywhere but home.
Who am I?

[dicksbro]

Answer: I'm your imagination!!

Riddle: What's the greatest use of cowhide?

[jseal]

Answer: To hold cows together.


Riddle
Four folk sat down to play.
They played all night till break of day.
They played for gold and not for fun,
With separate scores for everyone.
When they came to square accounts,
They all had made quite fair amounts.
Can you the paradox explain?
If no one lost, how all could gain?

[dicksbro]

They were musicians ..

Lovely and round, I shine with pale light, grown in the darkness, A lady's delight. What am I?

[PantyFanatic]

A pearl.


He who has it doesn't tell it. He who takes it doesn't know it. He who knows it doesn't want it. What is it?

[dicksbro]

Counterfeit Money

In a cabin in the mountains, a group of people lie dead. The doors and windows are locked, and there is no way into the cabin. The people died suddenly and did not kill themselves or each other. They were not poisoned, gassed or suffocated. How did they die?

[jseal]

Time's up! How did they die?

[dicksbro]

Time's up! How did they die?

They were in the cabin of a crashed airplane. :)

NEW RIDDLE

What gets whiter the dirtier that it gets?

[jseal]

A chalkboard, I believe.


Riddle:
I am a protector.
I sit on a bridge.
One person can see through me
Ohers wonder what I hide.
What am I?

[PantyFanatic]

Sun glasses?

[jseal]

Yessir!

[PantyFanatic]

Mom and Dad have four daughters, and each daughter has one brother. How many people are in the family?

[Booger]

7 - 1 mon 1 dad 4 girls and 1 boy

[dicksbro]

No new riddle ... okay ... I'll give one ...

When John was six years old he hammered a nail into his favorite tree to mark his height. Ten years later at age sixteen, John returned to see how much higher the nail was. If the tree grew by five centimeters each year, how much higher would the nail be?

[gekkogecko]

The same height, of course. Plants grow taller by adding material to the tip, not the base.

OTOH, they grow wider by adding material to the outer edge, so the nail is probably completely embedded 10 years later.

What is most active when it doesn't work at all?

[jseal]

Time's up! What is most active when it doesn't work at all?

[gekkogecko]

Failure.

And I had to be reminded by Dicksbro of this whole thread.

[dicksbro]

:) Good one. Guess we'll need a new riddle to keep us going. Hmmmm ... mind if I just go ahead and offer one?

"How many times can you subtract the number 5 from 25?"

[PantyFanatic]

Once? :shrug:


If that's right,..................

What does a Rubix cube and a penis have in common? :confused:

[dicksbro]

I don't know ... what do a Rubix cube and a penis have in common?

[ShadowDancer]

I don't know ... what do a Rubix cube and a penis have in common?



the longer you play with them, the harder they get!!!





why does a penis have a hole in the end??

[ShadowDancer]

why does a penis have a hole in the end??



Any takers yet? :sad:

[PantyFanatic]

No. :hair:................ and I'm dieing to hear the answer. :rofl:

[ShadowDancer]

Any takers yet? :sad:



alrighty, it's been 24 hrs, so....



Why does a penis have a hole in the end???



SO MEN CAN BE OPEN MINDED! :tongue:

[PantyFanatic]

:roflmao: How did I know it was going to be something like that.









OK. You didn't give another one so I'll try one. ;)

What do you call a Raggedy Ann doll with a stone in it's mouth?

[ShadowDancer]

a cotton rocksucker!

[PantyFanatic]

:thumb:

Your turn ;)

[ShadowDancer]

What's another name for pickled bread?

[PantyFanatic]

Dill-dough? :rolleyes:

[ShadowDancer]

Dill-dough? :rolleyes:



yep...


next please...lol :sad:

[PantyFanatic]

What do you get when you throw a hand grenade into a French restaurant?

[ShadowDancer]

Linoleum Blown-Apart!





Black I am and much admired, men seek me until they're tired. When they find me, they break my head, and take from me my resting bed. What am I?

[ShadowDancer]

Linoleum Blown-Apart!





Black I am and much admired, men seek me until they're tired. When they find me, they break my head, and take from me my resting bed. What am I?


well, i guess i lost my playmate...lol!

the answer is COAL

[dicksbro]

No follow-up riddle, so I'll enter one:

Mark and Billy have been the best friends ever since they were little kids. They are also very competitive. Throughout the years they have challenged each other to do both physical and mental challenges. And they completed the challenge. But one day Mark thought of something to challenge Billy to do - something he could start but never finish. The average man could do it and so could Mark and they were both the same sex and the same size. It is a physical challenge. Can you figure out what it was?

[ShadowDancer]

Mark challenged Billy to get a tan, but he couldn’t…Billy is an albino.




My life can be measured in hours,
I serve by being devoured.
Thin, I am quick,
Fat, I am slow,
Wind is my foe.
What am I?

[dicksbro]

A candle?

If you screw a lightbulb into a socket by turning the bulb toward the right with your right hand, which way would you turn the socket with your left hand in order to unscrew it while holding the bulb stationary?

[GreenChef]

Why that's pretty easy ... :idea:

To the right !

[rockintime]

Since there was no riddle given with the last post, I'll start this again:

Where do you find a no-legged dog?

[dicksbro]

Right where you left him.

I sleep by day, I fly by night. I have no feathers to aid my flight. What am I?

[PantyFanatic]

:vamp:





Before Mount Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain on Earth?

[gekkogecko]

That would be Mt. Everest, of course.

But given the geological history of the planet, there have probably been higher mountains than Everest at some point in time.

Why did the moron cross the road?