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PantyFanatic
12-23-2007, 12:09 PM
OK! :banghead:
IfSharniSOMESharniPEOPLESharniwant to play these dumb games,:hair: I'll give you one that should at least slow it down. :D
The Riddler gives you a riddle and you have 24 hrs. to answer it. If it's correctly answered, that person gives the next riddle. If not, the Riddler comes back after the minimum one day (and has up to 3 days) with the answer. Somebody else then asks the next riddle. A Riddler can not give two riddles in a row within one week.
What is the difference between a pick pocket and a peeping tom? :jester:
Cheyanne
12-23-2007, 04:58 PM
A pick pocket snatches your watch and a peeping tom watches your snatch.
OK.. here is one
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette, with a satisfied smile on its face. The egg, looking a bit pissed off, grabs the sheet, rolls over, and says, “Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question”.
What is the question?
txgrneyes
12-24-2007, 12:25 AM
Answer: Which came first the chicken or the egg?
What is the difference between a pigmy tribe and a womens jogging team?
jseal
12-25-2007, 07:14 AM
Answer: The Pigmies are a cunning bunch of runts....
I soar without wings, I see without eyes.
I've traveled the universe to and fro.
I've conquered the world, yet I've never been anywhere but home.
Who am I?
dicksbro
12-26-2007, 04:10 AM
Answer: I'm your imagination!!
Riddle: What's the greatest use of cowhide?
jseal
12-29-2007, 09:39 AM
Answer: To hold cows together.
Riddle
Four folk sat down to play.
They played all night till break of day.
They played for gold and not for fun,
With separate scores for everyone.
When they came to square accounts,
They all had made quite fair amounts.
Can you the paradox explain?
If no one lost, how all could gain?
dicksbro
12-30-2007, 06:00 AM
They were musicians ..
Lovely and round, I shine with pale light, grown in the darkness, A lady's delight. What am I?
PantyFanatic
12-30-2007, 06:41 AM
A pearl.
He who has it doesn't tell it. He who takes it doesn't know it. He who knows it doesn't want it. What is it?
dicksbro
12-31-2007, 02:13 AM
Counterfeit Money
In a cabin in the mountains, a group of people lie dead. The doors and windows are locked, and there is no way into the cabin. The people died suddenly and did not kill themselves or each other. They were not poisoned, gassed or suffocated. How did they die?
jseal
01-06-2008, 10:01 PM
Time's up! How did they die?
dicksbro
01-07-2008, 04:18 AM
Time's up! How did they die?
They were in the cabin of a crashed airplane. :)
NEW RIDDLE
What gets whiter the dirtier that it gets?
jseal
01-21-2008, 12:45 PM
A chalkboard, I believe.
Riddle:
I am a protector.
I sit on a bridge.
One person can see through me
Ohers wonder what I hide.
What am I?
PantyFanatic
01-21-2008, 02:56 PM
Sun glasses?
jseal
01-21-2008, 03:08 PM
Yessir!
PantyFanatic
01-21-2008, 03:32 PM
Mom and Dad have four daughters, and each daughter has one brother. How many people are in the family?
Booger
01-21-2008, 05:34 PM
7 - 1 mon 1 dad 4 girls and 1 boy
dicksbro
01-22-2008, 04:42 AM
No new riddle ... okay ... I'll give one ...
When John was six years old he hammered a nail into his favorite tree to mark his height. Ten years later at age sixteen, John returned to see how much higher the nail was. If the tree grew by five centimeters each year, how much higher would the nail be?
gekkogecko
01-22-2008, 11:05 AM
The same height, of course. Plants grow taller by adding material to the tip, not the base.
OTOH, they grow wider by adding material to the outer edge, so the nail is probably completely embedded 10 years later.
What is most active when it doesn't work at all?
jseal
02-03-2008, 09:07 AM
Time's up! What is most active when it doesn't work at all?
gekkogecko
03-28-2008, 09:05 AM
Failure.
And I had to be reminded by Dicksbro of this whole thread.
dicksbro
03-28-2008, 09:32 PM
:) Good one. Guess we'll need a new riddle to keep us going. Hmmmm ... mind if I just go ahead and offer one?
"How many times can you subtract the number 5 from 25?"
PantyFanatic
03-28-2008, 10:41 PM
Once? :shrug:
If that's right,..................
What does a Rubix cube and a penis have in common? :confused:
dicksbro
04-10-2008, 07:47 PM
I don't know ... what do a Rubix cube and a penis have in common?
ShadowDancer
04-10-2008, 08:51 PM
I don't know ... what do a Rubix cube and a penis have in common?
the longer you play with them, the harder they get!!!
why does a penis have a hole in the end??
ShadowDancer
04-11-2008, 09:22 PM
why does a penis have a hole in the end??
Any takers yet? :sad:
PantyFanatic
04-11-2008, 09:57 PM
No. :hair:................ and I'm dieing to hear the answer. :rofl:
ShadowDancer
04-11-2008, 10:00 PM
Any takers yet? :sad:
alrighty, it's been 24 hrs, so....
Why does a penis have a hole in the end???
SO MEN CAN BE OPEN MINDED! :tongue:
PantyFanatic
04-11-2008, 10:30 PM
:roflmao: How did I know it was going to be something like that.
OK. You didn't give another one so I'll try one. ;)
What do you call a Raggedy Ann doll with a stone in it's mouth?
ShadowDancer
04-13-2008, 04:00 PM
a cotton rocksucker!
PantyFanatic
04-13-2008, 04:17 PM
:thumb:
Your turn ;)
ShadowDancer
04-13-2008, 04:24 PM
What's another name for pickled bread?
PantyFanatic
04-13-2008, 04:35 PM
Dill-dough? :rolleyes:
ShadowDancer
04-13-2008, 05:28 PM
Dill-dough? :rolleyes:
yep...
next please...lol :sad:
PantyFanatic
04-13-2008, 05:53 PM
What do you get when you throw a hand grenade into a French restaurant?
ShadowDancer
04-13-2008, 07:46 PM
Linoleum Blown-Apart!
Black I am and much admired, men seek me until they're tired. When they find me, they break my head, and take from me my resting bed. What am I?
ShadowDancer
04-15-2008, 05:30 PM
Linoleum Blown-Apart!
Black I am and much admired, men seek me until they're tired. When they find me, they break my head, and take from me my resting bed. What am I?
well, i guess i lost my playmate...lol!
the answer is COAL
dicksbro
04-15-2008, 06:48 PM
No follow-up riddle, so I'll enter one:
Mark and Billy have been the best friends ever since they were little kids. They are also very competitive. Throughout the years they have challenged each other to do both physical and mental challenges. And they completed the challenge. But one day Mark thought of something to challenge Billy to do - something he could start but never finish. The average man could do it and so could Mark and they were both the same sex and the same size. It is a physical challenge. Can you figure out what it was?
ShadowDancer
04-15-2008, 08:43 PM
Mark challenged Billy to get a tan, but he couldn’t…Billy is an albino.
My life can be measured in hours,
I serve by being devoured.
Thin, I am quick,
Fat, I am slow,
Wind is my foe.
What am I?
dicksbro
04-16-2008, 02:24 AM
A candle?
If you screw a lightbulb into a socket by turning the bulb toward the right with your right hand, which way would you turn the socket with your left hand in order to unscrew it while holding the bulb stationary?
GreenChef
04-17-2008, 01:28 AM
Why that's pretty easy ... :idea:
To the right !
rockintime
04-06-2009, 07:48 PM
Since there was no riddle given with the last post, I'll start this again:
Where do you find a no-legged dog?
dicksbro
04-07-2009, 03:53 AM
Right where you left him.
I sleep by day, I fly by night. I have no feathers to aid my flight. What am I?
PantyFanatic
04-07-2009, 09:44 AM
:vamp:
Before Mount Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain on Earth?
gekkogecko
04-07-2009, 10:32 AM
That would be Mt. Everest, of course.
But given the geological history of the planet, there have probably been higher mountains than Everest at some point in time.
Why did the moron cross the road?
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