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alspals69
07-27-2006, 05:34 PM
This is the answer... but what was the question... and what is the next answer?
example:
Answer = Dung
let your imaginations run riot, but how about...
Question = Whats brown and sounds like a bell?
OK here goes,
Answer: cheese sauce...
so whats the question?
Glyndwr
07-27-2006, 07:07 PM
Q - What thick, warm, sticky fluid is full of protein and smells of cheese?
A - Slippery when wet
dicksbro
07-28-2006, 04:06 AM
Q - Why is it so hard to play with rubber duckies in the tub?
A - A glass of wine.
alspals69
07-28-2006, 02:34 PM
Q - what is a smaller version of a bottle of complaints?
A - forplay
dicksbro
07-28-2006, 05:52 PM
Q. Why do people like sex toys?
A. Sunshine
alspals69
07-29-2006, 04:39 PM
Q - what do you seen when i bend down?
A - arsenic
jseal
07-30-2006, 06:23 AM
Q What element is best left INSIDE your computer?
A Elastic waistband
alspals69
07-30-2006, 02:58 PM
Q - What item was voted the worlds most useful invention by the "Royal Society of Handstanders with Gastric Flu"?
A - 6 inches
dicksbro
07-30-2006, 04:57 PM
Q - What do you call a ruler that's only taken half seriously?
A - Dry socks
alspals69
07-30-2006, 05:09 PM
lol
Q - What do you call a ruler that's only taken half seriously?
A - Dry socks
Q - what might you need to do after hastily finding a kleenex substitute!
A - 7 8 9
dicksbro
07-30-2006, 05:14 PM
Q: What numeric sequence best describes the half dozen horny guys plus one who want to satisfy an equal number of ladies plus two?
A: My tongue
alspals69
07-30-2006, 05:39 PM
Q: What numeric sequence best describes the half dozen horny guys plus one who want to satisfy an equal number of ladies plus two?
A: My tongue
Q - what has the cat got?
A - pink
dicksbro
07-31-2006, 04:25 AM
Q - What was Floyd's first name?
A - Sweet chocolates and brandy
imaginewithme
07-31-2006, 12:29 PM
Q-What will be a sure way to get in IWM's pants?
A-- whips and chains
dicksbro
07-31-2006, 01:03 PM
Q. If sticks and stones may break my bones, what excites me?
A. Two peas in a pod.
alspals69
08-01-2006, 05:21 PM
Q. If sticks and stones may break my bones, what excites me?
A. Two peas in a pod.
Q - what is the square root of 4 peas in a pod?
or
Q what is a popeapead?
A - pink, throbbing and between my legs!
imaginewithme
08-01-2006, 11:20 PM
Q. What do you want licked?
A. tall, thin and beautiful
dicksbro
08-02-2006, 03:13 AM
Q. What is an obelisk?
A. A penny saved is a penny earned.
alspals69
08-02-2006, 04:51 PM
A. A penny saved is a penny earned.
Q - CAn you suggest a motto for a large multinational bank that pays minimal interest on accounts despite its directors getting $multi-million bonuses each year?
A - bush
dicksbro
08-02-2006, 04:59 PM
Q . Whats worth two in the hand when compared to two in this.
A. 42
alspals69
08-02-2006, 05:05 PM
Q . Whats worth two in the hand when compared to two in this.
A. 42
Q - have you seen "the hitchikers guide to the galaxy"?
(incedently, i heard the very original radio broadcast back in 1978ish)
A - the spanish inquisition
dicksbro
08-02-2006, 05:14 PM
Q. What group was known for it's detailed questioning?
(BTW, Public Radio broadcast the original version of HHGTTG back in the late 70's and it was fantastic. In some ways, the best version of all. They also did a television version.)
A. Go ahead ... make my day.
alspals69
08-02-2006, 05:33 PM
Q. What group was known for it's detailed questioning?
(BTW, Public Radio broadcast the original version of HHGTTG back in the late 70's and it was fantastic. In some ways, the best version of all. They also did a television version.)
A. Go ahead ... make my day.
(the radio was my fave version... not so keen on the tv one nor particularly the books)
Q - what would i say to just about anything IWM asked me?
A - your average working prolateriate
dicksbro
08-03-2006, 06:03 AM
Q. What was Bill Gates when he first hired on at Apple?
A. I think he croaked.
alspals69
08-03-2006, 04:36 PM
Q. What was Bill Gates when he first hired on at Apple?
A. I think he croaked.
Q - so how did they find out that he wasn't a prince really?
A - deep throat
jseal
08-05-2006, 07:23 AM
Q - What do Linda Lovelace & W. Mark Felt have in common?
A - Dangerous visions
dicksbro
08-06-2006, 05:54 AM
Q. What don't you want when you're driving?
A. I'm ready!
alspals69
08-07-2006, 04:24 PM
Q - Big Ears smiled to himself as his friend got out of his red and yellow car and bent over. He had actually said "I'm Noddy", but what did Big ears think he said?
(NB as PC plod aproaches this time it is clear that Big ears will be doing 15-20 in Elevonworth and won't be able to pin it on those pesky goblins this time!!!)
A - pick up the soap
jseal
08-07-2006, 05:44 PM
Q - What did Lady Macbeth wish she had done?
A - Nutty as a fruitcake.
alspals69
08-07-2006, 05:56 PM
Q - how would you describe alspals69?
A - sticky fingers
jseal
08-07-2006, 06:02 PM
Q - What do the Rolling Stones and petty criminals have in common?
A Sweet and Sour.
alspals69
08-10-2006, 05:46 PM
Q - whats that on your balls?
A - to infinity and beyond
jseal
08-13-2006, 05:55 AM
Q At what volume does my son play his music?
A A catfight.
Andel
08-13-2006, 06:23 PM
Q. What is the correct term for two pussies bearing down on each other?
A. There is no spoon.
alspals69
08-13-2006, 06:26 PM
Q - as we are sleeping spoons, i guess thats a spoon i can feel?
(nb i am imagining IWM saying that btw!)
A - only in Alabama
jseal
08-13-2006, 06:39 PM
Q Where would you expect to find the city of Mobile?
A power cord
imaginewithme
08-14-2006, 04:38 PM
What is that thing you plug the computer into?
A- six inches
alspals69
08-14-2006, 04:45 PM
Q - what would you like me togive you for your birthday?
A - harder
imaginewithme
08-14-2006, 09:24 PM
How would you explain yourself when getting aroused?
A-purple
dicksbro
08-15-2006, 04:39 AM
Q. What color is a "People Eater"
A. Home
alspals69
08-16-2006, 11:38 AM
Q - click yer heals Dorathy, now where is there no place like?
A - an elephant
Coaster
08-16-2006, 03:12 PM
Q - What has a better memory than me?
A - A sweet scent
alspals69
08-16-2006, 05:28 PM
Q - what does an elephant have better than me today? (where's the bath!)
A - Aphrodite
dicksbro
08-17-2006, 03:44 AM
Q - Who did Zeus call his little princess?
A - Semen
jseal
08-17-2006, 04:59 PM
Q What do you find in a ship of the desert after a long trek?
A Baked beans.
alspals69
08-17-2006, 05:06 PM
Q - what do you find in a cowboy after a long trek?
A - dung (anyone going to go for the Monty Python joke?)
dicksbro
08-18-2006, 04:48 AM
Q. What did the person with a very strong accent say when he was finished?
A. The grass IS greener.
jseal
08-18-2006, 07:24 AM
Q What did one doper say to the other doper after the second joint?
A Freely available.
dicksbro
08-27-2006, 03:58 AM
Q. What was written on the one call girl's window that made the other gals mad?
A. It's bed time.
alspals69
08-28-2006, 04:17 PM
Q - despite not being tired, what message did Alspals69's eyes convey to IWM?
A - Gin and Tonic
Q. Because of what drink did Snoop-Dogg shot the bartender?
"I said juice muthafucka"
A. The Oval Office
dicksbro
01-15-2008, 04:57 AM
Q: Where are traditional rectangular pieces of furniture inappropriate?
A: That has real possibilities.
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