Alternate names for Pussy?

[Sharni]

Was just wondering what names people have heard used when talking about the female genitalia.....:)

I call it pussy or fanny

Sharniqua

[scotzoidman]

ok, let's get the "c" word out of the way first... I only use that when she wants me to talk dirty to her, she of course doesn't like it any other time... but I heard her use "twat" whispering to her mama, of all things!

[TDK]

Girls have a Vagina....

minge
lips
hole
pleasure hole
love box / nest
garage
parking lot
thing in between the leg, lol

[Sharni]

'twat'...*LOL*.....i haven't heard that one for years

It reminds me of a old cheech and chong limerick

Oh the twat's a magnificent creature
All mattered and covered with hair
It looks like the face of a preacher
And smells like the ass of a bear

:D :D

Sharniqua

[scotzoidman]

'twat'...*LOL*.....i haven't heard that one for years

Sharni, it reminded me of a joke I just posted on the "funny picture" thread, you might wanna check it out!

[TDK]

'C' is for cookie, good enuf for me, sorry i had to say that :p

Originally posted by scotzoidman
ok, let's get the "c" word out of the way first

[Sharni]

Got this pic from 'The Dinkum Dictionary - A ripper guide to Aussie English....

It's a fantastic book and would give other countries a good insight to Aussie slang and humour....*L*

Sharniqua

[m45]

Hair Pie!!!
SweetP
Snatch.

[David]

Over here we also call her a "Beaver". Think about it!

[dabird]

My favorites are :
Schnidley
snatch
peaches

and my favorite for the clitoris is;
Little Johnny in the row boat

[Nubian]

Not sure of the spelling, but it's Jamaican in origin.

[scotzoidman]

used by the late commedienne Shirley Hemphill

[ROCKHARD]

TANG
HAIRPIE
FURBURGER
PUNTANG
VERTICAL SMILE:)

[Captain Tongue]

Honey Pot!!

[Oldfart]

No-one has given the best name of all, Lunch.

[TDK]

breakfast, tea and desert :p

[the_phantom]

axe wound
map of tassie
hair pie
pleasure dome
pit of pleasure
tastie bits
pink bits
garage
love tunnel

[horseman12]

one name that comes to mind, Home!

[axe31]

y pie
by the way loved the axe wound one

[Ophelia]

Snacks
Pink Taco
pud
parts
girl junk
carpet shop
tasties
greta's geiser
bean

Ophelia

[m45]

Puntang
Hairpie
and
Beaver are my favs.

But does anyone know what TANT is?

[Dominatra]

POONTANG is a great one..

have to go along with Nubian: poonani!! (don't know how to spell it either)
and the best one: COOKIE

*think about it guys, your girl is in a little school girl outfit with pigtails in her hair and pink lipstick on and she looks at you all sweet and innocently and says in a baby voice: "baby, can you eat my cookie?"

who's going to resist that?

[m45]

Yummy cream cookie.................YA!!

[anythinggoes69u]

on the same theme

In the UK another word for vagina lubrication

Fanny Batter.

[jnd_lady]

hubby calls it his "little beaver"

[Grumble]

Ihave always liked bearded clam and fur burger and having sex is a run over the target probably a throwback to my airforce days

[Oldfart]

"To spear the Bearded Clam".

Haven't heard that since the Bazza McKenzie movie.

[vgavoy]

I'm glad to see this thread resurface, because I had a question along a similar line. Since I love looking at the pictures of the ladies (and couples), I always try to be as encouraging and supportive as possible to all who are willing to take their clothes off in front of a camera for our enjoyment. Are there any descriptive terms that you ladies find offensive when we are trying to be complimentary?

For example, "Great gash, baby!" seems too crude, while, "You have a lovely vulva, my dear." seems too clinical. I'm sure the proper response lies somewhere in between those two.

The same with breasts. "Mammary glands" is definitely to clinical. "Breasts" is neutral. "Bosom" (or "bosoms") is evasive. Looking back at the dictionary page, "headlights" or even "hooters" seems almost offensive.

When I see a thread that has one picture post from a newbie and 50 responses clamoring for more detail and explicitness, I wonder if the poster got frightened off by one or more of the more graphic responders. Are there any descriptive terms that you ladies find more offensive than others, or do you just take it all in stride?

Inquiring minds want to know!!! ;)

[Reverend Silky]

i gotta reach all the way back to the Dark Ages here... quim. bladow! it just don't get any silkier than that. mmm, what else? cockpit, liquid velvet, pecker nest, stinker, cock-holster (usually what i call people's mouths, but just as effective here)... i got tons of 'em.

[souls_cry2000]

These are a few I've heard over the years.

clam
fuzzy taco
all nite fish market
mew
cooter
that nasty
flesh mitt
snake charmer
watering hole

[Prophet Reality]

Love nest

[Murga]

Another "C" word from India: CHOOT
fudi, kusa, yoni, rand..

[motega20]

The wonderful world of Pussy! I know RedHertz uses the word cookie, and you are right Dominatra it is irresistible... I think my favorite would have to be POONTANG! and there is a story about why... The Theater Dept at my college has a very funny and odd tradition. At least once during the run of the show every memeber of the cast has to say the word Poontang. No matter what. Over the years it has been hard not to crack up on stage when someone slips it in somewhere. It may sound stupid but when 15 guys are on stage dressed in stiff 18th century British Military garb, wigs and all, and with a british accent your friend says "Not Poontang (putting) on a play won't bring a supply ship Robbie" it is fucking hysterical jsut trying not to burst out laughing... so... yeah.... Poontang!

[Liquideel]

Punani
Cum Receptacle

[Ghostrider]

Meat Hanky, as in let me put my love snot in your meat hanky. Not very nice but no one else has said that one. I once heard a girl say she calls it her meat canoe, lol

[looga]

:D Fools playground.
:) Cunny
:cool: Furry pocket
:D Love tunnel

[dicksbro]

If you happen to visit Japan, you can always use "omeko" for vagina :)

[Loren]

How about simply playground?

[Tralis]

Quim
Venus
Nookie
Cum Hole
Baby Factory
Love Mound

[Vigil]

Originally posted by Murga
Another "C" word from India: CHOOT
fudi, kusa, yoni, rand..

So how many Fudi-dudies do we have here?

[Gekko]

Hmm, lets see....Cum Dumpster, romper room, trim, twunt (usually used to describe a person, not the actual anatomy), slit, umm I'm out.

[osuche]

Cupcake

(that's what my mom used to call it...I have NO idea why -- nor do I want to know)

[Loren]

Another one we use on occasion: Dick softener.

[Lilith]

Originally posted by osuche
Cupcake

(that's what my mom used to call it...I have NO idea why -- nor do I want to know)

That's sure puts a different twist on bringing cupcakes to school parties:spin::p

[celticangel]

"flower"

[Catch22]

Spasm Cavern.

Beared Clam.

[flutelady]

I heard this one from a co-worker once, she said she was getting her noo noo waxed... I bout wet my pants, it cracked me up.

Vaginal lubrication... my guy lots of times calls it gravy, and I sometimes call it flute-lube

[Bilbo]

Originally posted by Loren
Another one we use on occasion: Dick softener.
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Always works the other way for me!

[Loren]

Originally posted by Bilbo
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Always works the other way for me!

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You put it in hard. It comes out soft. Sounds like a softener to me!

[sfcretired]

A good place to eat.:slurp:

[WildIrish]

Golden Triangle
Most intimate of areas
Hoo-Hoo
Cunny
Esmerelda...don't ask ha ha

[denny]

Cunny, cumbucket, jizzpot

[Holly]

There's a rugby song in the UK that calls it a Dicky Dido...
"The hairs on her dicky dido went down to her knees..."!!!!!

[Holly]

Or... I once heard it called a "gristle gripper"!!

[rtctfield]

Cum Dumpster

By the way, someone wanted to know what "Tant" is. If it's what I think you mean, I've heard it called "taint" and it's actually a male anatomical part. It's that useless bit of flesh between your scrotum and your butthole. It "taint" your ass and it "taint" your balls.

[Lilith]

Originally posted by rtctfield
It's that useless bit of flesh between your scrotum and your butthole. It "taint" your ass and it "taint" your balls.

Only useless if you've not had it licked :slurp:

[rtctfield]

Lilith, I stand corrected! Unfortunately, I've never had the pleasure of experiencing such a lick.

[OziJuggalo]

corn beef curtins
Neden
vitical smile
Drop Tank

[SexKing]

love hole
tunnel of love


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(i hate the word fanny - its a childish word and sound kinda dumb)

[pinkbutton]

come on your taking the piss now !Surely your naking some of these names up!

[tink0116]

I have also heard it called the pretty and a pocket book lol

[Cute Molls]

I never named mine before but I think it'll now be known as my "pixie" in honor of my favorite new website:)

[SuccubusKitty]

coochie
fur pie
tweeter
cooter
cunt
box
snatch
kitty
poon
honey pot
cunny


those are some of the ones me and my friends use

[apachecop]

cock sheath
yammy
and my personal fav...
Rose Pettles

[paprclphd]

meow meow

sounds goofy -but this 80yo lady I work with calls it that. It cracks me up everytime!!

[skyler_m]

I can't believe nobody has said "whisker biscuit" yet. that one always makes me chuckle :D

[imaginewithme]

husband calls it a monkey and a dick warmer
(not so sure if I agree with those tho)