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alspals69
11-05-2005, 05:31 PM
Anything thats a bit odd really. Hope this works, never made up one of these games before.

Want a coupe of examples? OK

So why are they called "blow jobs"? Anyone here actually blow? Wouldn't that make a slobery farting noise?

The phrase "he wants his cake and eat it". Erm well yes actually... whats the point of cake if you can't eat it? Is this so unreasonable?
Steph
11-05-2005, 06:17 PM
We park in driveways.
BIBI
11-05-2005, 06:20 PM
Can we still stand at attention if our mind is wandering?
BIBI
11-05-2005, 06:24 PM
Why is the third hand on a watch called the second hand?
BIBI
11-05-2005, 06:25 PM
Why do we pay tolls to drive on freeways?
gekkogecko
11-06-2005, 03:42 PM
If animal shelters ware a place where you put stray animals, what are bomb shelters?


If bomb shelters are a place you go when bombs explode, what are animal shelters?
Mercury_Maniac
11-06-2005, 06:10 PM
If Crime-fighters fight crime, and fire-fighters fight fire....


What do Freedom-Fighters fight?
alspals69
11-06-2005, 06:17 PM
ha ha... oh i love this. Still laughing at Gekko
jay-t
11-06-2005, 07:46 PM
why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?
dicksbro
11-06-2005, 09:00 PM
Isn't it odd that we put on a pair of pants?
Pita
11-10-2005, 09:58 AM
Why is it called a snowman when we don't give them a gender?
bare4you
11-10-2005, 02:56 PM
Why does your nose run and your feet smell?
dicksbro
11-11-2005, 05:39 AM
Why do they call it moonlight instead of reflected sunlight?
alspals69
11-11-2005, 04:46 PM
oh i luv these, thanks guys. It's a mixed up world we live in!
dicksbro
11-11-2005, 06:12 PM
Why do we call it "Self Service" when it's really "No Service Provided"
bare4you
11-12-2005, 11:05 AM
My mom was always good for this one

You can make you bed and lay in it too - wouldn't that mess up the bed?
alspals69
11-12-2005, 06:44 PM
why do people who are about to be rude always start by saying "I'm not being rude, but..."

I also knew someone once who would frequenlty tell me "I'm not being condescending but...". Surely he if wasn't being condescending he would let me make my own mind up!
imaginewithme
07-17-2006, 09:41 PM
:bump:

too cute
dicksbro
07-18-2006, 05:21 AM
Using "Built like a brick sh*thouse" as a compliment? Is that like saying you look like a well-constructed latrine? :yikes:
alspals69
09-30-2006, 05:13 PM
why so people get called a "rough diamond" when they really mean that they are a murderous thug who should be locked in Elevenworth until his legs grow sufficiently enough for his knuckles to no longer drag on the floor?
dicksbro
09-30-2006, 08:48 PM
We park in driveways.

... and we drive on parkways. :rolleyes2
sodaklostsoul
10-01-2006, 10:02 AM
No matter how big the blankets are the other person always ends up with them.
jay-t
10-01-2006, 02:07 PM
If a donkey is an ass
and a sheep is a ram
then why is a ram in the ass a goose?
alspals69
10-01-2006, 05:10 PM
lol, nice one jay-t
scotzoidman
10-02-2006, 10:02 AM
Isn't it odd that we put on a pair of pants?
What's really odd is that a woman will put on a pair of panties, but only one bra...
WildIrish
10-02-2006, 10:42 AM
A chick pea is neither a chick, nor a pea. :confused:


And something I learned in Savannah...


Spanish Moss is neither Spanish, or moss! It's actually a member of the pineapple family!