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wyndhy
07-24-2005, 03:58 PM
what if...i started a new smut game?
then you...would post to it and give another...
what if... i grabbed your face in my hands and licked slowly back and forth along the soft seem your closed lips make, my fingers lightly tickling your ears, combing through your hair, pressing gently against your neck?
Cheyanne
07-24-2005, 04:03 PM
OMG!!! LOL!!!
Do you have a child that is going thru the "What if?" stage? lmao
Cobalt's reply to the 100th What if Questions was this.........
What if worms had shotguns? (daughter looked really puzzled)
..............then birds wouldn't fuck with them...
ROFLMAO (OK.... had to pass that one on - carry on!) :D
wyndhy
07-24-2005, 04:11 PM
omg...lmfao!
um.....nope, no one asking what if in this house :blink: :D
and feel free to answer honestly. meaning that, say...you've got no interest in receiving my kiss then you would say...i'd slap you across the face and tell you not to let the door hit your ass on the way out :p :D
Cheyanne
07-24-2005, 07:21 PM
omg...lmfao!
um.....nope, no one asking what if in this house :blink: :D
and feel free to answer honestly. meaning that, say...you've got no interest in receiving my kiss then you would say...i'd slap you across the face and tell you not to let the door hit your ass on the way out :p :D
ROFLMAO - ok..... ;)
What if.. instead of slappin' ya across the face and telling you not to let the door hit your ass on the way out is :x: on the cheek?
jay-t
07-24-2005, 09:37 PM
what if... i grabbed your face in my hands and licked slowly back and forth along the soft seem your closed lips make, my fingers lightly tickling your ears, combing through your hair, pressing gently against your neck?[/QUOTE]
What if I held you close and softly caressed your back and nibbled your ear lobe?
wyndhy
07-25-2005, 08:04 AM
THEN... i would shiver all over cause i loooove having my ears nibbled.
WHAT IF... i told you i wanted to cook you breakfast? ;)
Steph
07-25-2005, 08:16 AM
Then I would pass you the eggs and kiss your ass cuz I'm hungry!!!
wyndhy
08-01-2005, 10:15 AM
k...i'll try again. :o
you post your "then i would" response to the previous "what if" then you post your own "what if" and the next person posts their "then i" response followed by their "what if" and so on.
what if i asked you to go skinny dipping in the ocean?
bare4you
08-02-2005, 07:35 PM
Then I would have to say yes.
What if I asked how come we haven't left for the ocean yet?
Glyndwr
09-15-2005, 07:14 PM
Then I would say we're waiting for wyndhy
What if the ocean was so cold your nipples started to tingle and become erect?
Then I would say I HOPE you're talking to wyndhy.
What if wyndhy actually came back into this thread she started?
dicksbro
09-20-2005, 03:50 AM
Then she would get to see we're actually following the rules. :yikes:
What if she was so astonished she toured the world to shake our ... er ... hands?
Then she would really rack up the frequent flyer miles.
What she got to someone's house and they weren't home?
dicksbro
09-21-2005, 05:36 PM
Then she'd leave a note and go on to the next house.
What if, after all that traveling she decided she was no longer interested?
Glyndwr
09-21-2005, 06:43 PM
Then she would disappoint a large number of people
What if she just needed to lie down......... for a rest?
Then I would hope she was at my house. ;)
What if she wasn't at my house though?
Glyndwr
09-21-2005, 07:01 PM
Then I would hope she was at mine!! ~lol~
What if she got lost enroute?
dicksbro
09-22-2005, 01:36 AM
Then I'd have a chance she'd show up at mine.
What if it wasn't really a nap she was after?
IenkiMoonshine
09-22-2005, 11:07 AM
Then I'd sneak in and take lots of pictures..
What if my digital camera was broke?
dicksbro
09-22-2005, 01:17 PM
Then I'd hurry out and borrow one from a friend.
What if it was over before I got back?
IenkiMoonshine
09-22-2005, 07:06 PM
Then we'd have to have some fun of our own!
What if we could all join the world tour, stop by stop?
Then we'd all eventually really need a nap.
What if there was a bed big enough to hold us all?
dicksbro
09-22-2005, 07:12 PM
Then we'd see some real fun, wouldn't we.
What if the one in the middle had to use the restroom?
IenkiMoonshine
09-22-2005, 07:12 PM
Then we'd never get any sleep but we'd have a whole lot of fun!
What if someone started snoring?
Then someone'd get up to use the restroom and they would wake up the person snoring.
What if they went into the bathroom together?
IenkiMoonshine
09-22-2005, 07:19 PM
Then they might become involved in water sports...
What if there was a hot tub big enough for all of us in the bathroom?
dicksbro
09-24-2005, 04:50 AM
Then we could all wash each other's backs ... etc. ;)
What if the bathroom had candles lit and incense burning?
Then the mood would be set for romance.
What if a love match was made in the hot tub?
WildIrish
09-24-2005, 09:05 AM
Then it would be hard to light! lmfao
What if I sat next to you in the hot tub?
Then I would be compelled to play footies with you.
What if you felt my fingers slowly inching up your thigh?
WildIrish
09-24-2005, 09:11 AM
then my cock would definately twitch
What if I groaned, and let my eyes wander down to your breasts?
Then you would see what great floatation devices they make. :D
What if I pinched my nipple until they hard and wanting?
mannis
09-25-2005, 03:02 PM
Then my eyes would gloss over............lol...
What if there was a mirror on ceiling in the room
dicksbro
09-26-2005, 01:06 PM
Then one of the two would wish the floor was mirrored also. :)
What if the weather turned cold and snowy?
WildIrish
09-26-2005, 01:40 PM
Then it would further contrast the heat of my breath against her cooling skin. :hot:
What if the snowflakes started landing on her hard nipples?
Then I would shiver in delight and beg for your hot mouth.
What if the snow turned into a blizzard?
WildIrish
09-26-2005, 02:02 PM
then I would protect your nipples from getting covered with snow.
What if I dove underwater to put my tongue in a very intimate place?
dicksbro
09-26-2005, 02:57 PM
Then I could take over ont he nipples.
What if we rotated back and forth, just to keep TT off guard?
WildIrish
09-26-2005, 03:06 PM
Then we wouldn't have to hold our breaths for as long! :D
What if the doorbell rang?
dicksbro
09-26-2005, 03:24 PM
Then I could tape a pillow over the speaker.
What if it doesn't?
Then I can continue having a good time with two sexy Pixie men! :hot:
What if I grasp your cocks and begin pumping my hand up in down?
Glyndwr
09-26-2005, 05:34 PM
Then you could be provided with the solution to your question
What if this made you extremely horny?
dicksbro
09-26-2005, 06:42 PM
Then I would want to suggest more she could do with her hands.
What if everything was getting sticky?
Then we will just have to get to licking.
What if we all get out of the water and there is only one little towel?
Coaster
09-27-2005, 12:40 PM
I'd throw it away!
What if we just licked the water from each other?
Then you would soon find me wetter then when you began.
What if I just rolled on top of you?
dicksbro
09-27-2005, 01:03 PM
Then I would be wetter than before you rolled on top.
What if that led to ... well ... intimacy? :lust:
Then I would hope we would both find the mutual satisfaction.
What if someone took our picture?
dicksbro
09-27-2005, 01:08 PM
Then we would have something to look back on.
What if the pictures were posted on the internet? :yikes:
Then we would have to hope it's Pixies where everyone is so nice.
What if turned the pictures into Avatars?
Coaster
09-27-2005, 01:21 PM
Then they'd be the hottest ones around
What if they got banned?
Then we would send them privately to those that wanted to see.
What if I wanted to be your model?
Coaster
09-27-2005, 01:26 PM
Then what a fun day we would have!!!
What if we did some real sexy poses?
dicksbro
09-27-2005, 02:48 PM
Then I'd want to be there! :lust:
What if we took turns at the camera?
Bluetigertone
09-27-2005, 02:51 PM
Yes please
What if I brought my camera to??
dicksbro
09-27-2005, 02:52 PM
Then we could try multiple angles without changing places.
What if those that have these ideas did the performing and we invited other pixies to take the pictures?
Bluetigertone
09-27-2005, 02:54 PM
Lots of pics to post!!
What if the pics were of the banned, sort?
dicksbro
09-27-2005, 05:59 PM
Then we'd need a lot of Kleenex for the tears. :(
What if we wait and cross that bridge when we come to it?
Then at least we would have the memory of our fun.
What if I couldn't think of what to wear for the pics.
Bluetigertone
09-28-2005, 10:38 AM
Hmmmmmm! Nothing springs to mind.
What if the camera doesn't work.
dicksbro
09-28-2005, 03:44 PM
Hee hee hee hee hee :lust: .
What if we used a coastal beach with a setting sun as the backdrop?
Then I would say I know just the beach to use.
What if it got closed due to a hurricane? :eek:
dicksbro
09-28-2005, 04:09 PM
Then we'd just just have to find another beach or clean up a little bit of the closed one. (Actually, it's being closed could have some advanatages. :))
What if I brought the blanket?
Then I wouldn't get sand in my goodies. :D
What if we got carried away and rolled into the surf?
dicksbro
09-28-2005, 04:27 PM
Then we could tell people we were trying different strokes. :lust:
What if more pixies showed up?
Then we could get a game of naked volleyball going.
What if our score keeper was caught cheating?
dicksbro
09-28-2005, 06:15 PM
Then we could arrange a spanking line or something like that.
What if the score keeper enjoyed the spankings? :confused:
wyndhy
09-29-2005, 10:23 AM
then i would spank even harder and get in line 5432789653454 times...i do aim to please.
what if the waves were perfect for surfing but we had no surf boards?
dicksbro
09-29-2005, 11:59 AM
Then we could practice body surfing on each other. :lust:
What if we had so much fun we lost track of time?
Then we would build a bonfire and stay the night.
What if crabs came ashore and starting nipping at our toes? :eek:
dicksbro
09-30-2005, 03:28 AM
Then we could cook them in a pot of water over a fire while we continued with what we were doing.
What if it got chilly out?
Then we would have to snuggle very close and use our body heat for warmth.
What if while doing that things started growing and getting wet?
dicksbro
09-30-2005, 09:32 AM
Then, without towels, we'd probably have to lick them dry.
What if that led to even more moistiness?
bare4you
09-30-2005, 03:00 PM
Then caution would be in order.
What if caution was thrown to the wind?
Then a good time will be had by all. :D
What if the tide came in and we all drifted into the sea while sleeping?
dicksbro
09-30-2005, 04:42 PM
Then we would have to practice those swimming like moves on each other so that we could get back to shore.
What if we made it back to shore and a group of excited Pixies was there to greet us?
Then we would all go out to breakfast and make plans for the day.
What if the plans included a huge hotel room and lots of pillows?
dicksbro
09-30-2005, 05:00 PM
Then it would look like all the practicing had been a really good idea.
What if they wanted to do a lot of really kinky stuff?
bare4you
10-01-2005, 05:00 PM
Then smiles would be appropriate!
What if we were wearing nothing but a smile?
dicksbro
10-02-2005, 02:26 AM
Then that would help the party climax sooner. :)
What if everybody came at once?
lizzardbits
10-02-2005, 06:43 PM
Then we'd rest a bit, have something to eat and drink.
What if when we were rested, we all did it again?
Then we should all last longer this time around.
What if we made so much noise hotel security busted us?
dicksbro
10-03-2005, 03:28 AM
Then we would have some new people to join in with us. :)
What if they did?
The I would get to fulfill my man in a uniform fantasy. :D
What if there were so many on the bed it collasped?
bare4you
10-03-2005, 03:49 PM
Then we would have to move to the floor.
What if the neighbors complained because they weren't invited?
dicksbro
10-03-2005, 05:18 PM
Then we'd have to invite them, too.
What if it became an annual Fall Festival?
bare4you
10-05-2005, 05:02 PM
Then it would be something to look forward to
What if the airlines lost all our luggage on the way to the Festival?
Then we would have to to go shopping!
What if once at the festival we had to wait in long lines for the rides?
dicksbro
10-06-2005, 05:01 AM
Then we could slip off and create some of our own. :lust:
What if those were so much fun, we didn't get back in line?
Then we would need to get some cotton candy to keep our engery up.
What if we became a side show attraction?
Coaster
10-06-2005, 09:19 AM
Then I would smile and put a hand over your screaming & moaning mouth......... and continue! :D
What if others started playing with themselves as they watched our show?
dicksbro
10-06-2005, 10:04 AM
Then charging admission could be considered.
What if we found this to be a real money maker?
Then I would get to quit my day job! :D
What if we were asked to take the show on the road?
dicksbro
10-06-2005, 07:46 PM
Then, I'd have to object. Doing it on the road could get us dirty and scratched. :(
What if they agreed to give us a super Motor Home with sexy furniture and bedding. :lust:
Then I would call shot gun while you drove us to the next stop.
What if we got a flat tire?
alspals69
10-07-2005, 04:57 PM
then a blow job would required.
What if i got bored blowing up the tyre?
Then someone would have to take over the job of blowing.
What if a big, burly truck driver showed up to help?
dicksbro
10-07-2005, 08:25 PM
Then we could say whoppee and wait for him to get done.
What if that gave us time to relax and have fun inside?
alspals69
10-08-2005, 05:19 PM
Then Tess would get very jelous of you and the truck driver.
And what if the truck driver admired you tieing your sholaces?
dicksbro
10-09-2005, 06:45 AM
Then I'd probably say, "Yikes!" :yikes:
What if Tess came over to comfort me in my moment of shock? :)
Then I'm sure I can turn your shock into something else. ;)
What if DB was suddenly overcome with passion?
dicksbro
10-09-2005, 01:09 PM
Then you'd probably hear him panting and breathing hard and drooling a bit not to mention being erect and ... well ... you get the idea. :D
What if his obvious excitement was catching?
Then this bus might just have to spend the night on the side of the road.
What if we all woke up famished from a night of wild abandonment?
dicksbro
10-09-2005, 05:36 PM
Then we'd have to stop at IHOP for breakfast when we finally got going.
What if I thought IHOP stood for something other than the International House of Pancakes ... something like 101 things to liven up sex :eek: ?
Then maybe you should write a book since you have that many ideas!
What if you did and became a famous Sex advice giver to the masses?
alspals69
10-12-2005, 04:55 PM
Then i would have to offer practical solutions as well as theoretical advice.
What if there was not enough of me to go around?
dicksbro
10-12-2005, 05:03 PM
Then I would have to jump on ... er ... in ... well ... help. :grin:
What if our Pixie ladies offered to help?
bare4you
10-13-2005, 05:53 PM
I think that would be very lucky for alspals69!
What if he had more offers than he could use?
Then he shouldn't be greedy and share the ladies.
What if Hollywood wanted to make a movie featuring the free loving Pixies?
dicksbro
10-13-2005, 06:16 PM
Then I think they'd be on their way to "block buster!"
What if they decided to sequels?
bare4you
10-13-2005, 06:22 PM
Then I think we all better get ready :rofl:
What if we all became rich and famous from these new movies?
dicksbro
10-13-2005, 06:38 PM
Then that would be GREAT!
What if we decided to retire to exotic location and build the International House of Pixies (IHOP)? :D
Then I better get a room with a good view! :D
What if we were stalked by the evil paparazzi? :eek:
alspals69
10-14-2005, 06:06 PM
Then we'd better smile sweetly :)
But what id we weren't considered photogenic? (does really aply to youTess honey!)
alspals69
10-14-2005, 06:07 PM
sorry. DOESN't!!
Then we could always wear a disguise.
What if they made up a big, fake scandal about us Pixies?
alspals69
10-14-2005, 06:30 PM
Then i would offer you refuge in my nice new house.
What if my super king size bed collapsed under all the pixies?
dicksbro
10-14-2005, 06:39 PM
Then we'd have to work from the mattress on the floor.
What if the made up story by the paparazzi actually generated more interest?
bare4you
10-15-2005, 11:54 AM
Then we would have to get a bigger web site dedicated just to our new fans
What if we all had to quit our jobs just to make these movies?
Then we might want to start our own Pixie union.
What if we held elections for the Union President?
alspals69
10-15-2005, 04:40 PM
Then TT might become the president.
But what would she do if her minions were naughty?
dicksbro
10-15-2005, 06:22 PM
Then we might have to elect a "Vice" president. :)
What if that meant we had to come up with a whole slate of perv related positions ... like overseer of "Probing Liasons" or "Sex and taries" and stuff?
Fangtasia
10-15-2005, 06:25 PM
What if i could lavish some attention on someone...MmmmmMmmmmm
dicksbro
10-15-2005, 07:00 PM
Then we might have to elect you to office. :)
What if that resulted in a gala election party?
alspals69
10-16-2005, 05:35 PM
Then Allase would have attention lavished back on her!!! (and deservedly so)
But what if we all became wild and horny?
Glyndwr
10-16-2005, 06:04 PM
Then we may have to hose you down with cold water.
What if that just wet all the ladies T-shirts and made their nipples protrude?
dicksbro
10-16-2005, 07:06 PM
Then I suspect we might all become more horny.
What if that led to ... well ... intimacy?
Glyndwr
10-16-2005, 07:10 PM
Then make sure you don't mistake me for a pixies lady
What if all the lights went out?
Then we could play identify that body part in the dark.
What if things got pulled and stroked until moans sounded in the dark?
alspals69
10-17-2005, 04:43 PM
Then we would hear the sound of pixies cumming and everything would be wet for a different reason.
But what if all the guy pixies fell asleep after and the lad pixies were still keen?
Glyndwr
10-17-2005, 06:52 PM
Then the ladies could be satisfied by the lads.
What if the lads just weren't experienced enough for the wonderful women of pixies?
Lilith
10-17-2005, 09:18 PM
Then the ladies would take care of one another.
What if the men wandered in to find such a sight?
dicksbro
10-18-2005, 04:48 AM
Then I suspect there'd be a lot of heavy breathing by both the watchers and the doers.
What if someone turned the lights on?
alspals69
10-18-2005, 04:44 PM
Then it would be very exciting to see who was doing what and to whom.
But what if just one pixie was getting all the attention?
Then I guess I would need to take lessons in sharing. :D
What if I seduced my teacher?
bare4you
10-18-2005, 09:23 PM
You might get sent to the principle's office
What if when you got there the principle wanted to be seduced too?
dicksbro
10-19-2005, 03:46 AM
Then I'd get worried ... all my principal's were male. :yikes:
What if we decided on taking a quick study course so we could be Tess' teachers?
Then Tess would make sure she got some special one on one tutor time. ;)
What if she got all A's, but was still dumb as dirt?
dicksbro
10-21-2005, 04:23 AM
Then I'd say, "Don't worry about it, we'll just have to keep "it" up ... er ... the tutoring, of course." :D
What if we filled a small wading pool with chocolate pudding and decided to hold nude wrestling sessions?
Then I better have some lunch first because I love chocolate and I'm really hungry. :D
What if DB was the judge of this contest?
dicksbro
10-21-2005, 01:44 PM
Then you ladies would have a decided advantage. :drool:
What if I delegated the judging of the guys to, you, TT ... and I'd do the ladies ... then we'd both judge using the brail reading technique of checking each of the contestants?
(Of course, we might have to practice on each other first. :lust: )
Then we could steal that slogan that says, "let your fingers do the walking."
What if the judges got caught accepting bribes?
alspals69
10-21-2005, 05:00 PM
Then they must be punished with whips and canes!!!
But what if we struggled to find people to weild them?
bare4you
10-21-2005, 10:06 PM
Then we would have to take matters into our own hands.
What if we all became very excited at the thought of :spank: each other?
dicksbro
10-22-2005, 04:00 AM
Then I suspect a lot of bare bottoms would come into view.
What if the gals all grabbed strap-ons?
Then the boys better grab their ankles and pray for mercy. ;)
What if in the middle of all this strap-on fun the fire alarm went off?
Coaster
10-22-2005, 10:22 PM
Then everyone would be running outside with hard "fire poles" waving!
What if it was chiily outside?
dicksbro
10-23-2005, 02:19 AM
Then the guys might have to share bodily warmth with the gals. :lust:
What if people drove by and saw us?
bare4you
10-23-2005, 04:40 PM
Then we might have to smile a lot.
What if the ladies suddenly realized they were still wearing their strap-ons?
dicksbro
10-23-2005, 05:46 PM
Then they might blush a little.
What if their blushing only made them look sexier?
Then they men would start their groping and begging again.
What if the girls just wanted to cuddle and talk though?
WildIrish
10-24-2005, 11:05 AM
Then they might laugh...and you know how charming it is to see people smile.
What if I made you laugh?
Then you might get to hear my famous snort. :D
What if that made you laugh so much you peed your pants?
WildIrish
10-24-2005, 03:50 PM
then I'd have to take them off.
What if I asked to borrow your robe?
bare4you
10-24-2005, 07:51 PM
Sorry - don't have a robe.
What if I offered you my pajamas instead?
Then I would leave the bottoms and just wear the top.
What if it was too short though and my booty hung out?
WildIrish
10-25-2005, 03:20 PM
Then you'd shiver me timber, and I'd be thinking about you walking my plank. :hot:
What if I traced the curve of the bottom of your tush with my fingertips?
dicksbro
10-25-2005, 06:00 PM
I'd probably be shocked! :)
What if I did that with Tingling Tess?
Lilith
12-30-2005, 01:23 AM
then she'd probably giggle
What if I wore nothing but these beads to a private party?
Fangtasia
12-30-2005, 01:31 AM
then you'd be the centre of attention for sure!
What if i visited America
dicksbro
12-30-2005, 02:16 AM
Then there'd probably be a whole lot of Pixie guys wanting to be at the airport waving Australian flags from their flagpoles.
What if you saw them as you got off the plane?
Fangtasia
12-30-2005, 02:19 AM
then i'd be the one that was looking at the ground frozen to the spot *L*
What if you visited Australia?
dicksbro
12-30-2005, 02:41 AM
Then one of my life's wishes would be realized.
What if you won a free trip for up to two to anyplace you'd like to go?
bare4you
12-30-2005, 05:59 PM
Then I would have to go to Australia!
What if you liked the place you visited ^^ so much you decided to stay?
Then I send for my things.
What if all your stuff was lost?
1nutworld
02-02-2006, 07:33 PM
I'd pick up the pieces and start over, with fond memories of what was gone.
What if you couldn't stand to be alone?
Fangtasia
02-04-2006, 07:00 PM
Then i'd search out people to be with
What if you wanted to be with someone you couldn't be?
bare4you
02-04-2006, 07:04 PM
I'd have to use my imagination to wonder - what if.....
What if you got a speeding ticket - would you fight it in court knowing most cops don't show for a minor violation?
Fangtasia
02-04-2006, 07:19 PM
If i was speeding i'd just pay the fine
What if you lived where cops always turn up in court?
dicksbro
02-18-2006, 06:15 AM
Then I'd hope I wasn't the reason they were there. :)
What if you came home tired and worn out and you found your so/spouse was naked, had candles burning, and the lights turned down low?
Then I would drink a very strong cup of coffee, perk myself up and get out of my clothes.
What if you both stayed up all night long and were too tired to go to work the next morning?
dicksbro
02-18-2006, 02:52 PM
Then I'd give thanks for being retired and think of a good excuse to call the school where my wife works. :D
What if you felt arms holding you close and hands gently massaging your skin?
imaginewithme
03-08-2006, 09:49 PM
I would feel safe.
What if you turned 21 all over again?
I would zig instead of zag.
What if you could change your "first"
imaginewithme
03-08-2006, 10:51 PM
We would have done it somewhere besides his dads truck
What if you could talk to one person in the world, who would it be?
bare4you
03-10-2006, 10:31 PM
I think I gave this same answer once before, but it would have to be Bin Laden....I really want to know what we did that pissed him off so bad to the point where he wants to kill as many of us as he can
Same question ^^
dicksbro
03-11-2006, 05:30 AM
What if I picked someone like Cleopatra ...
then got tongue tied and couldn't come up with anything to say?
AZRedHot
03-12-2006, 11:07 PM
Cleopatra was skilled in putting people at ease and getting her way. She'd help you out.
What if you could go back in time, but only to a time before your birth? When would you go?
dicksbro
03-13-2006, 06:03 AM
Then maybe I'd pick first century Rome.
What if you went skinny-dipping and someone hid your clothes?
AZRedHot
03-18-2006, 03:04 PM
I guess I'd have to punt. I've been naked in a roomful of people before. It can be quite liberating.
What if you were the one who took the clothes, Dicksbro? What would you do when I got out of the water?
dicksbro
03-19-2006, 06:18 AM
Then the fun would begin. (I need the drooling smilie! :D)
What if a park ranger came along?
AZRedHot
03-19-2006, 01:17 PM
That depends--is he cute? Then maybe we'd invite him to join us.
What if he said yes?
Then I would get to wear his hat while riding his.........:D
What if there was an emergency all of a sudden?
alspals69
03-19-2006, 04:47 PM
then you should break the glass and extract the emergancy condom!
But what if there were 2 emergancies?
dicksbro
03-19-2006, 10:05 PM
Then you have to open the box of condoms.
What if they all sprang leaks?
Then you better hope the rabbit don't die!! :eek:
What if you suddenly got a leg cramp?
dicksbro
03-21-2006, 08:14 AM
Then I'd probably say, "OW!" :D
What if you and your so/spouse had a park all to yourself?
sassee
03-24-2006, 03:17 AM
We'd do our picnic table experience all over again because it was the best sex EVER.
What if you had never tasted chocolate? :]
dicksbro
03-25-2006, 07:25 AM
Then I'd want to go to the store to get some.
What if you found you loved chocolate?
Then I would eat it until I was sick! *Never happen by the way ;) *
What if someone wanted to lick the chocolate off your body?
campingboy
03-25-2006, 11:22 AM
Depending on where I am, it could be fun. I have used Nutella as a body spread before and that was fun.
What if you partner decided to get creative and wanted to try body paint?
bare4you
03-25-2006, 02:51 PM
Then I would have to let her
What if you realized the paint used didn't wash off ^^
dicksbro
03-27-2006, 04:29 AM
Then I'd have to suggest more body friction to help it wear off.
What if some of the paint spilled on the bed?
Then the room would have to be redecorated or new sheets bought.
What if a huge paint fight started?
dicksbro
03-28-2006, 03:56 AM
Then would be the time to leave.
What if the door was blocked?
Lilith
03-28-2006, 04:34 PM
Then I'd suggest you try a window.
What if we stayed and made naked wall murals?
Then we could have a showing and drink champagne.
What if some people wanted to buy our walls?
dicksbro
03-28-2006, 04:58 PM
Then that would help finance a bigger wall for the next picture. (I like naked wall murals. :))
What if we became professional naked wall mural painters?
dicksbro
12-07-2008, 07:12 AM
Then, there'd be a long pause before someone "BUMPED" this tread.
What if we got the thread going again with a big Pixie orgy?
pinkFlames
12-07-2008, 07:16 AM
I'd rush right over to join in the fun.
What if I bring along some toys?
dicksbro
12-07-2008, 07:36 AM
Then I'd want to start playing.
What if I wanted to do all the playing naked?
pinkFlames
12-08-2008, 05:03 AM
I'd be more than happy.
What if the neighbours are watching?
PantyFanatic
12-08-2008, 09:54 AM
From the foot of the bed?
What if they want to play too?
dicksbro
12-09-2008, 03:24 AM
Then they should either get naked or find their own bed. :D
What if they decided to all get naked and it became a MMMFMMM party?
pinkFlames
12-10-2008, 08:02 AM
If it's my neighbours, I'd run.
What if I left you behind?
gekkogecko
12-10-2008, 10:45 AM
Then I'd stare at your ass as you left.
What if you took off all your clothes, and ran down the main street of your town at noon, screaming, "I'm invisible!" ?
pinkFlames
12-27-2008, 07:07 AM
I'd probably get a sunburnt butt.
What if you crashed your car watching some kook running about nudie?
jseal
12-27-2008, 07:32 AM
I'd have a difficult time explaining it to Dearsweet.
What if you did had nothing to do for 2 weeks?
SethAwakened
01-18-2009, 09:25 AM
then id find a someone to spend two weeks with?
what if that person was incredibly kinky?
mercifulangel
01-18-2009, 10:02 AM
Then i'd enjoy the heck out of them.
What if i was kinkier than they were?
SethAwakened
01-18-2009, 10:08 AM
then i think they would be very happy
what if i wanted to join?
mercifulangel
01-18-2009, 10:30 AM
then i would relieve you of your clothing.
what would you do next?
SethAwakened
01-18-2009, 10:42 AM
then i would run my fingers down the soft silky skin of the two lusty women i was with
What if I suddenly fell onto a bed between the two of you?
mercifulangel
01-18-2009, 11:02 AM
you would feel our nipples rubbing against you as we reached across you to softly explore one anothers lips and mouths.
what would you do now?
SethAwakened
01-18-2009, 11:21 AM
then i would reach both my hands down between each of your legs and rub your lips and circle your clits
what would you do if i suddenly plunged my fingers into your cunts?
mercifulangel
01-18-2009, 06:22 PM
moan loudly and then slowlylick her nipple
how far would u plunge those f ingers?
SethAwakened
01-19-2009, 02:22 AM
then id plunge them in and out as far as could lightly rubbing your clit on the out stroke
what if that drove you wold?
SethAwakened
01-19-2009, 10:05 AM
wild*
mercifulangel
01-19-2009, 08:54 PM
you would hear me moaning
what if i pulled you head toward my clit?
SethAwakened
01-19-2009, 08:56 PM
what i let you but only blew on it to tease you?
mercifulangel
01-19-2009, 08:57 PM
what if that made me wildly turned on?
SethAwakened
01-19-2009, 09:14 PM
then i think id try fto flick my tongue over your swolen clit....but
what if the other lovely lady in the bed stole me away from you before i could?
mercifulangel
01-19-2009, 09:30 PM
what if i kneeld oer her face letting her do the licking for you?
SethAwakened
01-19-2009, 10:07 PM
then id be a little jealous of both of your situations
would it make you jealous if i was so good at playing with our lady friends clit that she couldnt focus on what she was doing to you?
mercifulangel
01-19-2009, 11:04 PM
id have to take matters into my own hands now wouldnt i?
SethAwakened
01-19-2009, 11:09 PM
then i might be interested?
How would you "take things into your own hands"?
mercifulangel
01-20-2009, 11:15 PM
i would place a finger on my clit and rub in slow circles.
What would you think then?
SethAwakened
01-20-2009, 11:34 PM
then i would think about how much better it would be if my tongue was sliding up into your pussy instead of your fingers
what if i freed your fingers by replacing them with my tongue, what would you do with your hand then?
mercifulangel
01-21-2009, 12:12 AM
then i would wrap them aroung ur hard cock and bury my face in her wet pussy.
What if i got really wet?
SethAwakened
01-21-2009, 12:33 AM
then i would make suck on your clit till you cum on my face and in my mouth.
What if i wanted more than just your hands on my hard cock?
mercifulangel
01-21-2009, 12:35 AM
i would get on my knees and suck ur cock while she licked my exposed asshole.
what if she was starting to get jealous?
SethAwakened
01-21-2009, 12:45 AM
then it would depend on what she was jealous of
what if she was jealous that you were the oen suckign my cock?
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