Lies! All lies!

[BSOD]

Tell us a blatant lie! It can be about yourself, but doesn't have to be.



I'm teaching Bill Gates the finer points of rope bondage.

[Steph]

PantyFanatic is my favourite Pixie.



Ahahaha, someone try to top that one!

[Lilith]

I'm shy and rarely speak my mind ;)

[Aqua]

I think anal sex is a tremendously deplorable act and can't imagine anyone deriving any sort of enjoyment from the practice. Furthermore, I can't imagine how anyone could even get aroused by looking at a person's rear end.

[Mercury_Maniac]

I got laid today.

[PantyFanatic]

I'm SOOOO pleased that Steph got here before I did. :D












Ahahaha, someone try to top that one!
That ought to do it. :grin:

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Ahahaha, someone try to top that one!


Steph, how 'bout...






...I'm not mushy--at all. :rofl:

[Steph]

ROFLMFAO You guys are hee-larry-us!













except that PF dude

[here4youallways]

I just won the lottery!

[Fangtasia]

I have the patience of a saint :D

[here4youallways]

I have been nominated for sainthood

[Fangtasia]

I never upset anyone *L*

[BSOD]

My life is a total success.

[Fangtasia]

I'm pure angel

[BSOD]

I never correct others.

[Fangtasia]

I like being corrected :D

[BSOD]

I hate using a paddle.

[dicksbro]

I'm in the middle of a fantastic orgy.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I *never* worry. :grin:

[jseal]

I am a flaming liberal.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Mushrooms are great on *everything.*

[dicksbro]

I hardly ever think of sex.

[jseal]

My children never irritate me.

[gekkogecko]

Reptiles give me the creeps.

[Pita]

I can live just fine without love.

[cherrypie7788]

I just love being over-analyzed

[Steph]

I prefer cats.

[cherrypie7788]

I never go into bitch mode and snap at anyone

[jseal]

I never argue.

[cherrypie7788]

I'm a virgin

[LarryL]

I never get depressed.

[BSOD]

I'm having dinner at an exclusive restaurant tonight.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I call my mother every day, just 'cause I miss her. ;)

[dicksbro]

I wish all those dancing girls from Chicago would quit coming into our home to entertain me.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

(OMG, LOL! This is the best thread!) :grin:


I am voice instructor to the stars. :D

[dicksbro]

I think I hear that big yellow one overhead saying something now. :D

I think it said something like, "Keep the air on, dude!"

[FussyPucker]

My leg fell off this morning..........it's almost fully grown back now though

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Lil and I are actually the same person.

[Fangtasia]

I am a size 14

[gekkogecko]

I believe that George W Bush is the best president this nation has ever had!

[Lilith]

Well I wasn't going to mention it but I did have a torid affair with Geraldo Rivera back when he was a real reporter.

[Cheyanne]

Well I wasn't going to mention it but I did have a torid affair with Geraldo Rivera back when he was a real reporter.


LOL! I was the one who took all of Al Capone's stuff out of that safe.. :rofl:

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I'm flat-chested. :wobble:

[Mercury_Maniac]

Work was splendid today.

[dicksbro]

Well I wasn't going to mention it but I did have a torid affair with Geraldo Rivera back when he was a real reporter.

Thank heavens I warned him. :D

LOL! I was the one who took all of Al Capone's stuff out of that safe..

I wondered where I put that. :grin:

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I got halfway up Mt. Everest once, decided the view really wasn't that great, and came back down.

[dicksbro]

You probably didn't know that I was the one that taught Johnny Depp everything he knows about acting.

[BIBI]

I am going to rob a bank on Monday at high noon.

[BIBI]

You probably didn't know that I was the one that taught Johnny Depp everything he knows about acting.


....and I taught him everything he knows about sex

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I hate to admit it, being this is Pixies and all, but...I don't like sex one iota.

[Fangtasia]

I've got a date with Orli tonight!

[sodaklostsoul]

I never post at Pixies.

[dicksbro]

I know, sodaklostsoul. I don't post often, either. I lead such a sheltered life.

[jseal]

The weather here is cool and clear.

[dicksbro]

I wonder if our chauffeur is ready to run us up to church?

[jseal]

The internet is a flash in the pan.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I looooooove to mow the lawn.

[Pita]

I just love being on a diet and giving up chocolate.

[jay-t]

I just really enjoy reruns on tv

[Pita]

I would hate to have a personal chef.

[Cheyanne]

I looooooove to mow the lawn.


Yeah.. me too - I especially love to donate blood to the skeeter population while I am at it!! :D

[BIBI]

It has gotten really cold here tonight and I need to put the furnace on

[Coaster]

Yeah..... keep it up... i hate you all!

[dicksbro]

YAHOO! IT'S MONDAY AND I GET TO GO TO WORK IN A BIT!!!!!

Thank heavens that nasty ol' weekend is over.

[jseal]

Yessir! I sure like Mondays also!

[gekkogecko]

I have to go visit my girlfriend tomorrow. Is there any way I can get out of this social obligation? I really don't want to see her.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I think Pixies is a complete waste of my time.

[jseal]

Music is an unimportant part of my life.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

The thought of orange cupcakes makes me shudder. :D

[Steph]

There is not a sexxxy man in my bed right now. :hump:

[PantyFanatic]

A blind man in Toronto did not meet up with a club, a net and Steph. :yikes:

[dicksbro]

It's nice to celebrate a special day without actually getting older.

[Steph]

A blind man in Toronto did not meet up with a club, a net and Steph. :yikes:

:ahole:

[Aqua]

I am having a FABULOUS day at work. Everything is going perfectly.

[Fangtasia]

I really really really wanna go to work

[Lilith]

I just won the lottery!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[dicksbro]

^^^^^ She's going to split it with me. Thanks, Lil! :D

[LarryL]

I don't love Imaginewithme.

[BIBI]

Steph and PF are getting married........

[Fangtasia]

^^^OMG LMAO

I'm content with my life

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I want something I can't have.

[BIBI]

I'm going to stay up all night

[dicksbro]

It's suppose to snow today.

[jseal]

The humidity is way, way down from yesterday.

[Coaster]

I hate margarita's

[jseal]

My son never antagonizes me.

[dicksbro]

I'm sure glad that the fast food places have removed the calories and cholesterol from their food.

[jseal]

I was able to sleep in this morning.

[dicksbro]

I'm glad only honest politicians get elected.

[Coaster]

Its so cool that i'm sleeping now!

[dicksbro]

I wonder why I can't walk through a store without the ladies groping, grabbing and attacking me.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I'd love to move back home to Kentucky. :D

[jseal]

I'd like to have my salary reduced.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I think I could survive quite well without air conditioning.

[dicksbro]

I was thinking I should give up my car for hitchhiking.

[Pita]

This is not a very special day for me.

[dicksbro]

(Have a happy ... er ... non-special day! :D)

The snow is really piling up outside.

[Pita]

The sound of little boys fighting is music to my ears.

[dicksbro]

Isn't it amazing how spilling your coffee can brighten a morning?

[jseal]

I'm NOT hungry.

[dicksbro]

I think I'll stay up all night so I'll be good and tired for work.

[jseal]

It sure has been fun at work today.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

It sure hasn't been a stressful day today.

[sama1005]

I hate that I have to stay at home with my brats.

[Lilith]

When Antonio gets home from work, I'll greet him wearing nothing but my see-thru apron and high heels, and serve him his favorite icy beverage :blink:

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I love walking all over the downtown area in this heat.

[Fangtasia]

I'm feeling healthy and fit

[sama1005]

My name is Antonio.

[WildIrish]

My name is Antonio.

Nice to meet you, Mr. Banderas. :wave:



I grew up a sharecropper's daughter.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

And I was a coal miner's daughter. :D

[WildIrish]

I slammed my penis in the car door this morning.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

(OMG, OOOWWWWW! That's painful to think about even if it's NOT true!)

<---hates receiving oral sex, personally.

[Fangtasia]

I am not laughing at WI^^^

[sama1005]

I slammed my penis in the car door this morning.

That did not just make me cringe and bring tears to my eyes.

[dicksbro]

I slammed my penis in the car door this morning.

Boy, that's a painful lie ... and here I thought stirring hot coffee with mine was bad. :eek:

[WildIrish]

Boy, that's a painful lie ... and here I thought stirring hot coffee with mine was bad. :eek:



(We didn't allow that when I worked at Arby's. :grin: )



I couldn't survive on Beef & Cheddars.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I'm thinking of suggesting the priesthood to WI.

[WildIrish]

I sure wish my secretary would stay all friggin night!

[Fangtasia]

I think i'd make a great Nun

[dicksbro]

We didn't allow that when I worked at Arby's. :grin:

That's why I go to Steak and Shake. :D

[Fangtasia]

I am pure Angel :D

[WildIrish]

I'm giving up coffee.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I'm giving up men. :D

[WildIrish]

I've never had one. :yikes:

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I can't carry a tune in a bucket.

[Fangtasia]

I saddened that i'm not at work today

[bare4you]

Happily - married......

[Cheyanne]

I am going to have a 3some tonight.. :lust:

[Fangtasia]

I'm wide awake and full of beans

[east]

I have a 2 foot long...................................................















couch.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I would never be sitting here, LMFAO. :grin:

[SteveClarke]

I have never masturbated to a story on Pixies....

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I hope I never meet another Pixie again in real life. :wobble:

[dicksbro]

I hope I don't get paid this week.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I really hope my lover never nibbles on my neck again.

[jseal]

My family never squabbles.

[bare4you]

I am very shy.

[dicksbro]

I hate it when my wife wants to do oral.

[jseal]

I disliked yesterday's picnic.

[dicksbro]

I love this heat we're having ... ground cracking, electric bills climbing, pavement buckling ... all those wonderful signs of summer. :)

[jseal]

This sunburn is good for me.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I love this heat we're having ... ground cracking, electric bills climbing, pavement buckling ... all those wonderful signs of summer. :)


Yeah, I'm really going to miss it next month when I head to the northeast.

[dicksbro]

I'd better get my snowshoes out in case the river freezes over tonight.

[jseal]

The rain this morning should lower the humidity this afternoon.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

The bank thermometer was *not* showing 83 degrees at just after 5:00 this morning.

[Steph]

I love being in the hut at the beginning of a new relationship.

[jseal]

I love Monday mornings.

[dicksbro]

I was really thrilled that we got to shell out several hundred dollars for a new water heater.

[Aqua]

I didn't see anything while on vacation that made me think of Pixies-Place or my friends here.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

The heat's okay, but what I *really* love is the 150% humidity we have here.

[dicksbro]

Rats, it's going to drop out of the triple digits into the 80s today. What a bummer.

[jseal]

But the increasing humidity should make it pleasant.

[dicksbro]

I sure wish we'd get some sub-zero weather.

[jseal]

Nah - I'm hoping for some REAL warm weather.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

You won't believe how disappointed I was to get sprinkled on when coming to work this morning.

[Aqua]

Watching Discovery liftoff this morning was pretty boring.

[dicksbro]

I like how politicians always act in our best interest and don't waste their time squabbling like a bunch of kids.

[rockintime]

My next luxury car will be a Yugo.

[dicksbro]

I'm thinking now that the heat wave has subsided a bit, I should stay inside more.

[rockintime]

I prefer not to be inside...I just HATE sex!

[jseal]

Nothing of any interest is happening this summer.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I'm sure that I really *don't* need a paycheck on Friday.

[dicksbro]

It's a shame I have to eat and sleep when I could be working.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I'm not worried about someone at all, or how he's handling things.

[dicksbro]

I really feel bad when one of the terrorists gets caught.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

My friends at Pixies aren't worth an equal amount to me as my real-life friends.

[dicksbro]

I really don't like our pets.

[Aqua]

I could care less if Lilith decided to spend the whole week at the beach and didn't come back 'til next Monday.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I won't miss listening to music while I work at all when I start my new position.

[dicksbro]

I love having our car radio turned up so people within three blocks know what I'm listening to ... especially late at night.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I love being one of the people within three blocks of that. ^^^^

[dicksbro]

I think it's nice we have all the violence in the world so our poor news people have something to report on.

[Aqua]

Last night I was channeling the spirit of FDR and he told me that he surfs Pixies-Place from the spirit world all the time and he really likes the Men with their Man thread most of all.

[dicksbro]

I was thinking I'd go out and let the air out of my cars tires so I can put fresh in tomorrow.

[Winston77]

I'm a big fan of the New York Yankees

[dicksbro]

Today is "Take your nude body to work day!"

[bare4you]

I really love the fact that today everyone was driving 10 MPH under the speed limit on my way home from work.

[dicksbro]

I sure wish they'd cut my pay.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Last night I was channeling the spirit of FDR and he told me that he surfs Pixies-Place from the spirit world all the time and he really likes the Men with their Man thread most of all.


I did not find that ^^^ amusing in the least.

[bare4you]

I am so glad I don't have air conditioning in my house after all...

[dicksbro]

I wish they didn't have weekends.

[Steph]

I was not impressed that someone added 400 kms to their trip to see me.

[jseal]

I'm looking forward to shopping this evening.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Sweat is not beading on my forehead, because it's *not* warm in here.

[jseal]

I dislike peace and quiet.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Yeah, I really hate being in the office by myself, where it's quiet and I can get things done.

[Steph]

It's very sad to hear that the IRA is ending its "armed campaign".

[IAKaraokeGirl]

It rips my heart out to give away 402682096482096 bags of toys my children never played with to the Salvation Army.

[Coaster]

^^^^^^ She's always soooooooooooo bitchy! :D

[IAKaraokeGirl]

He ^^^ never listens to me. :D

[Coaster]

^^^^Flat chested! :x:

[IAKaraokeGirl]

(OMG--ROFLMFAO!!!!)

^^^ *hates* busty women.

[Coaster]

NOBODY wants to just squeeze her!^^^^^^

[IAKaraokeGirl]

^^^ is NOT happy about my upcoming move to the northeast.

[Coaster]

^^^^^ Posed for DB's latest AV!

And I multiplied it in Photoshop!

[dicksbro]

Sure glad my car gets 65 MPG.

[Fangtasia]

I'm really looking forward to rearranging my kitchen

[dicksbro]

I think I'll see if the neighbor kids want to paint one of our cars.

[Pita]

I find being bored on a Friday night stimulating.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I usually throw away all of the popped kernels of popcorn to destroy my teeth on the hard balls of un-popped corn at the bottom of the bowl.

[Fangtasia]

i absolutely detest coke

[bare4you]

I think I'll sleep all day today

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I think I'll skip the pool party today.

[dicksbro]

I think I'll start building a tall wall around our property.

[Fangtasia]

I'm healthy wealthy and wise

[dicksbro]

I sure love heavy traffic

[Fangtasia]

I really dont like to ride motorcycles

[dicksbro]

I sure hope I don't sleep well tonight.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I really am not thinking about the birthday cake on the kitchen counter.

[Fangtasia]

I'm not sitting here with a headache

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I'm really not thinking about the events of the upcoming week.

[Fangtasia]

I didnt have a 4 hours kip today

[dicksbro]

I love watching the news ... it's so uplifting.

[Cheyanne]

I absolutely detest your new Av dicksbro....

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I hope I can sleep more often in the same room with a noctural hamster.

[Wicked Wanda]

I have learned to despise travel, and embrace celibacy!

WW

[Winston77]

I hope the Yankees win today

[Fangtasia]

I'm just soooooo pleased to have to go to work today

[Pita]

I just so pissed I get a new computer for only $100!!!

[bare4you]

I so do not like the weather we are having right now

[dicksbro]

I'm thinking of becoming a hobo.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I'm really thinking of trying to do without air conditioning the rest of the summer.

[dicksbro]

I think I'll turn the furnace on.

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Oh, good idea, DB!

I was thinking about trying to take another nap--that way, I can stay up ALL night.

[Cheyanne]

Oh, good idea, DB!

I was thinking about trying to take another nap--that way, I can stay up ALL night.


^^^^That is what I would do too... only to keep the nocturnal hamster company... :eek:

[IAKaraokeGirl]

I'm not laughing at ^^^^'s post, nor am I thrilled to have my own bed/my bedroom back, and the fact that I'm now sleeping on a mattress on the floor because my bed's been taken apart in anticipation of the move doesn't bother me one iota. :D

[bare4you]

I'm not happy that the Cardinals won today

[Coaster]

I had the ultimate suckiest weekend!

[dicksbro]

I hate getting blowjobs.

[jseal]

I am not ready to leave work!

[bare4you]

I am so glad I spent 3 hours dealing with other people's problems today at work.

[dicksbro]

I'm anxious for when I can leave for work.

[jseal]

Shopping with my son is such a joy.:)

[Pita]

I hate that school is starting next week.

[dicksbro]

I wish I had more work to do.

[bare4you]

I am in such a happy mood tonight.

[east]

i like when the dog barks in th middle of the night cause he had a bad dream and wakes me up, and the squirrel that lives in the tree outside my window starts to chatter at 4 am and wakes me as well. just me and the animals living it up till the wee hours of night.

[dicksbro]

I think you're lucky to have so many animals wanting to help you enjoy the night.

[jseal]

I think dicksbro is WAY too sympathetic!

[dicksbro]

I'm glad it's still really hot out today.

[bare4you]

I wish today was my Monday

[dicksbro]

I hope they don't pay me today.

[jseal]

It cooled WAY down overnight.

[Pita]

I think I will start watching kids 7 days a week just for the joy of it.

[jseal]

I think that ^^^ makes sense!

[dicksbro]

We love going to the kids movies so we can listen to them scream and holler while the show is on.

[OzKristin]

i DO NOT like to give head

[bare4you]

I do NOT like oral sex

[dicksbro]

I want swim in the Le Brea tar pits.

[Pita]

I wish I had more pets