View Full Version : In My Pants!!!
sodaklostsoul
06-27-2005, 08:33 AM
Simple really....after every sentence you must include the words IN MY PANTS.
I'll start...in my pants.
Yes I stole this game...in my pants.
gekkogecko
06-27-2005, 09:49 AM
Any idea that can be condensed in a nutshell belongs in my pants.
Mercury_Maniac
06-27-2005, 11:03 AM
You are all invited to my party....in my pants :D
sodaklostsoul
06-27-2005, 01:21 PM
I highly doubt PF would be caught in here...in my pants.
dicksbro
06-27-2005, 01:57 PM
Well, for sure, if he wouldn't be caught in your pants, he certainly wouldn't be caught ... in my pants!!!
Sugarsprinkles
06-27-2005, 02:08 PM
The Attorney General, Congress, and any other tightass-rightwing-conservative asshole can kiss whatever he finds............in my pants.
Mercury_Maniac
06-27-2005, 04:21 PM
Just look at my Avatar and imagine what i have......in my pants! :jester:
dicksbro
06-28-2005, 01:59 AM
If she'd let me look up her dress, I'd let her look at what's ... in my pants.
Coaster
06-28-2005, 07:54 AM
Too hot and humid here...... everything is schwetty in my pants! :D
lizzardbits
06-28-2005, 08:02 AM
i love what i find ......in Mayhem's pants
sodaklostsoul
06-29-2005, 11:36 AM
I think the Lama would look good in my pants!!
lizzardbits
06-29-2005, 01:09 PM
today, there is a Birthday party......in my pants
Mercury_Maniac
06-29-2005, 01:14 PM
this morning i woke up very happy.........in my pants!
imaginewithme
06-29-2005, 05:14 PM
Think you could fit.......in my pants?
Mercury_Maniac
06-29-2005, 10:10 PM
There might be a bulge......in my pants!
cbass1976
06-29-2005, 10:15 PM
there is a buldge....in my pants
fredchabotnick
06-29-2005, 10:18 PM
I've got the whole world...in my pants :sex:
(ok, so I don't. But I wish I had half the world there) :-)
Mercury_Maniac
06-29-2005, 10:23 PM
A whole NEW world.....in my pants :jester:
Coaster
07-01-2005, 06:55 AM
There's a whole lotta shaken going on in my pants!
I got a tingle going on...in my pants.
divot109
07-01-2005, 07:32 AM
Why did I wake up this morning with my hands...in my pants?
divot109
07-01-2005, 07:33 AM
You gorgeous face would damn sure look good...in my pants!!!
divot109
07-01-2005, 07:35 AM
Your ass on my face and your hands...in my pants!!!
divot109
07-01-2005, 07:36 AM
What is this wet spot...in my pants?
Mercury_Maniac
07-01-2005, 01:33 PM
I'm sitting here, very bored....in my pants.
imaginewithme
07-01-2005, 01:35 PM
I'm wishing I could peak.......in YOUR pants... ;)
Mercury_Maniac
07-01-2005, 01:36 PM
I may have a peak rising....in my pants!
imaginewithme
07-01-2005, 08:23 PM
Sometimes it gets hot in my pants
dicksbro
07-02-2005, 04:37 AM
Sometimes it gets uncomfortable ... in my pants.
optimystique
07-02-2005, 06:31 AM
Why do you keep looking.....in my pants?
Mercury_Maniac
07-02-2005, 06:39 AM
Good querstion, why aren't hey looking over here.....in my pants.
Coaster
07-03-2005, 05:00 AM
Yes you may take a peek........ in my pants.
^^^^Come here!!
I will share whats...in my pants.
Coaster
07-05-2005, 08:05 AM
^^^ yummy, yummy........ just warning ya...... I may may wanna eat what's in your pants!
sodaklostsoul
07-05-2005, 09:48 AM
What ya all doing in my pants!!
Mercury_Maniac
07-05-2005, 09:50 AM
Nothing going on....in my pants.
I have a sore knee...in my pants
dicksbro
07-05-2005, 06:56 PM
I feel like doing something with what's ... in my pants.
Glyndwr
07-06-2005, 06:43 PM
I'm trying to keep what's in my pants.......in my pants
WildIrish
07-07-2005, 03:18 PM
Feel free to take a look around...in my pants! :D
I confess Aqua can come not drink coffee with me... in my pants.
:p :rofl:
dicksbro
07-09-2005, 03:57 AM
I better be excused for a minute so I don't ... pee in my pants. :D
sodaklostsoul
07-17-2005, 12:29 AM
Think I'll have some coffee in my pants.
dicksbro
07-17-2005, 03:50 AM
With the zipper undone, it may not stay in my pants.
rockintime
07-22-2005, 08:13 PM
I asked her, "how about a kiss...in my pants?"
dicksbro
07-23-2005, 03:56 AM
If you see me jumping around, I may have ants ... in my pants. :eek
bare4you
07-23-2005, 09:48 AM
It's been a long time since someone wanted to get ....in my pants
Glyndwr
07-23-2005, 07:11 PM
In space no-one can hear you scream ... in my pants!!
dicksbro
07-24-2005, 04:16 AM
There's always something hanging ... in my pants.
There is a tingling feeling going on..in my pants.
Coaster
08-10-2005, 08:41 AM
In my pants is where someone wants to be.....
I have a little toy that fits very nicely down..in my pants.
Coaster
08-10-2005, 08:48 AM
Not nice calling it "little"! LOL
I need AC........ in my pants!
I have some ice down...in my pants. ;)
Coaster
08-10-2005, 08:52 AM
Hmmm.... can you place some .....in my pants?
Can't you just reach down and get it..in my pants.
Coaster
08-10-2005, 09:02 AM
Darn...... it's getting crowded in my pants!
I got a throbbing, wet, aching to be touched going on...in my pants.
dicksbro
08-11-2005, 01:53 PM
I've got a throbbing, moist, aching thing to touch it with ... in my pants. :D
WildIrish
08-11-2005, 02:15 PM
Got a little bit of a drip going on...in my pants!
sodaklostsoul
08-11-2005, 02:43 PM
Hope I did'nt miss the fun...in my pants.
Wonder when I will see some fun...in my pants?
dicksbro
08-11-2005, 08:25 PM
Well, Willy's willin' in my pants! :D
WildIrish
08-12-2005, 10:12 AM
If a tree falls in the forest, and nobody's there to hear it, does it make a noise.....in my pants?
^^^^^You're insane! :D
I have something buzzing right now...in my pants.
WildIrish
08-12-2005, 12:52 PM
Smoking prohibited...in my pants. :yikes:
Poking permitted in my pants.
Mercury_Maniac
08-12-2005, 01:06 PM
No enjoyment. in my pants.
WildIrish
08-12-2005, 01:19 PM
Ok folks, move along! There's nothing to see here...in my pants!
There's smooth, silky skin...in my pants.
dicksbro
08-12-2005, 05:37 PM
Pants ... OMG ... where are my pants?
Hey whose hand is that down ...in my pants!
OzKristin
08-15-2005, 10:18 AM
all you pixies are so very sexy..in my pants hehe
dicksbro
08-15-2005, 12:36 PM
I love it when she goes searching for me ... in my pants.
gekkogecko
08-15-2005, 12:41 PM
The best things in life are in my pants.
dicksbro
08-15-2005, 05:33 PM
What's in her pants always appeals to whats in my pants. :boink:
I need some help...in my pants.
DiverDan
08-15-2005, 06:00 PM
I have lots of work to do.. in my pants.
dicksbro
08-16-2005, 02:21 AM
When I go shopping, I keep it in my pants.
There is a party in my pants and everyone is cumming.
dicksbro
08-16-2005, 08:47 PM
When I see a sexy lady, it gets cramped in my pants.
Coaster
08-16-2005, 08:56 PM
There's someone I'd like to have in my pants!
Bluetigertone
08-16-2005, 11:44 PM
Her hand is in my pants
dicksbro
08-17-2005, 02:32 AM
If she lets me look up her dress, I'll let her look in my pants.
wyndhy
08-17-2005, 10:14 AM
i had a banana for breakfast......in my pants!
dicksbro
08-17-2005, 12:10 PM
I had a banana to be eaten ... in my pants ... sniff ... but she was still sleeping and it wasn't. :(
I told the cashier I had the correct change... in my pants.
I miss Lilith today... in my pants. :o
I miss the touch of a woman... in my pants.
Bluetigertone
08-17-2005, 03:42 PM
The hardness was........ in my pants
I really need something long and hard in my pants.
I want a pair of lips... in my pants.
I want a whole hand in my pants.
I want something warm and wet... in my pants.
dicksbro
08-18-2005, 03:12 AM
The seam tore ... in my pants.
I want a million dollars... in my pants.
sexspy
08-18-2005, 03:55 PM
I want a new toy in my pants.
I have a hunger going on...in my pants.
wyndhy
08-18-2005, 09:40 PM
i feel crabby today......IN MY PANTS!!!!
oh man. did i say that? it works on two levels :grin:
that was the first laugh i had all day.
I have granola bar crumbs in my pants.
dicksbro
08-19-2005, 01:43 AM
I have nothing in my pants
(I'm not wearing them right now)
Studmuffin69
08-21-2005, 01:32 PM
I got Tess's hand down in my pants.
kleclere
08-21-2005, 06:10 PM
I have a zipper down in my pants.
Coaster
08-21-2005, 07:45 PM
I'm imagining someone's hands in my pants
Studmuffin69
08-21-2005, 08:23 PM
I have a party in my pannts and everyone is cumming.
dicksbro
08-22-2005, 01:19 AM
The zipper isn't zipped yet in my pants.
Bluetigertone
08-22-2005, 06:41 AM
Its moving about in my pants
WildIrish
08-24-2005, 03:48 PM
If you take an Oriental person and spin him around
several times, does he become disoriented...in my pants?
bare4you
08-24-2005, 04:06 PM
I've got to know who wants the money - in my pants.
dicksbro
08-24-2005, 05:36 PM
If you take an Oriental person and spin him around
several times, does he become disoriented...in my pants?
OMG, that's funny. I was a little afraid I might pee in my pants. (Not really, but it fits :))
Bluetigertone
08-25-2005, 05:51 AM
I need a hand in my pants
bare4you
08-25-2005, 07:41 PM
I've got holes in the pockets in my pants.
dicksbro
08-26-2005, 01:54 AM
I like her to reach into my pants.
Bluetigertone
08-26-2005, 07:15 AM
All my money is in my pants
WildIrish
08-26-2005, 03:57 PM
We must remember that while we have no control over time, we do have control of what we do with our time...in my pants. :D
The one place I never get confused is...in my pants.
dicksbro
08-28-2005, 03:45 AM
If I don't wash them out, I can get CUM-FUSED in my pants.
WildIrish
08-29-2005, 12:39 PM
If I don't wash them out, I can get CUM-FUSED in my pants.
LMAO...in my pants! :rofl:
dicksbro
08-29-2005, 03:58 PM
Actually, it's best when it's no longer ... in my pants.
bare4you
08-29-2005, 05:38 PM
I never lose anything ... in my pants
dicksbro
08-31-2005, 01:47 PM
It never gets to really have fun when it's kept in my pants.
I like something small and buzzing to go in my pants.
bare4you
08-31-2005, 05:28 PM
I've never had any difficulty finding what's in my pants
dicksbro
09-01-2005, 02:24 AM
I like something small and buzzing to go in my pants.
I wonder how hard it'll be to attach a vibrator to the peter in my pants? :D
I'm going to kidnap DB and stuff him down in my pants. :D
bare4you
09-01-2005, 05:25 PM
I don't want a Pixie lady to hunt for what's in my pants
TinTennessee
09-01-2005, 07:01 PM
I don't want a Pixie lady to hunt for what's in my pants
So, I can't play in your pants? :mad: lol
dicksbro
09-01-2005, 07:50 PM
I left some change in my pants.
bare4you
09-01-2005, 10:47 PM
So, I can't play in your pants? :mad: lol
Is there something you want in my pants?
TinTennessee
09-02-2005, 12:38 AM
Is there something you want in my pants?
Yes, me in your pants...lol
dicksbro
09-02-2005, 02:03 AM
I found my billfold in my pants. :)
I opened it. :D
It was empty. :(
I put the billfold back in my pants. :rolleyes2
^^^I got a dollar in my pants, want it? :D
OzKristin
09-02-2005, 09:28 AM
i have such a huge craving for something...in my pants :jump:
WildIrish
09-02-2005, 01:30 PM
Work while you have the light, for you are responsible for the talent entrusted to you...in my pants.
bare4you
09-02-2005, 03:58 PM
I want someone to get in my pants
dicksbro
09-03-2005, 06:51 AM
Pretty soon, I'll have to get dressed which means getting into my pants.
bare4you
09-03-2005, 09:18 PM
I need to adjust what's in my pants.
dicksbro
09-04-2005, 03:31 AM
It came out to play after it'd been cooped up in my pants.
bare4you
09-04-2005, 05:52 PM
It was a long day today in my pants
AngelicVampires
09-04-2005, 11:02 PM
I like to live in my pants?
dicksbro
09-05-2005, 03:28 AM
What's in my pants kinda pants at Pixies-place. :)
bare4you
09-05-2005, 03:47 PM
I need some company in my pants
AngelicVampires
09-05-2005, 04:31 PM
There are no legs in my pants.
dicksbro
09-06-2005, 03:00 AM
Since I don't have them on, there's still room in my pants.
WildIrish
09-06-2005, 01:46 PM
Haste makes waste...in my pants! :grin:
dicksbro
09-06-2005, 02:52 PM
Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers ... but not in my pants.
bare4you
09-06-2005, 04:49 PM
I've got little room left ... in my pants
AngelicVampires
09-06-2005, 07:25 PM
I look hot....in my pants, lol.
bare4you
09-07-2005, 04:40 PM
I usually have lots to put ... in my pants
dicksbro
09-07-2005, 05:43 PM
When it gets excited, there's not enough room in my pants.
Glyndwr
09-07-2005, 06:49 PM
Oh Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou Romeo in my pants
AngelicVampires
09-07-2005, 07:15 PM
I wish I had some company in my pants.
bare4you
09-08-2005, 09:44 PM
I wish things weren't so complicated ... in my pants
dicksbro
09-09-2005, 05:23 PM
I wish she'd come in, pull them down and free what's in my pants.
Glyndwr
09-09-2005, 06:48 PM
I feel like I may procrastinate, but I'll do it tomorrow.... in my pants
dicksbro
09-11-2005, 02:47 AM
I found my billfold, it was still in my pants. :rolleyes2
bare4you
09-11-2005, 05:22 PM
I've got a lively one ... in my pants
There is nothing going on... in my pants.
bare4you
09-11-2005, 05:48 PM
Makes me wonder if she wants someone ... in her pants
I would love someone...in my pants.
Mercury_Maniac
09-11-2005, 07:52 PM
I have no love.......in my pants.
dicksbro
09-12-2005, 03:41 AM
I guess to go work out I should really put it back in my pants.
bare4you
09-12-2005, 06:12 PM
It feels good with someone else ... in my pants
dicksbro
09-13-2005, 05:05 AM
I wonder who came up with the expression, "I've got ants in my pants?"
It's all wet...in my pants.
Coaster
09-13-2005, 01:05 PM
oh how i'd love to be.... in your pants
WildIrish
09-13-2005, 01:12 PM
A Stitch In Time, Saves Nine.......in my pants! :yikes:
I need other fingers then my own down...in my pants.
Coaster
09-13-2005, 01:27 PM
How I'd love her hands in my pants
Kaelynn
09-13-2005, 01:34 PM
I should be doing something constructive, in my pants...
Coaster
09-13-2005, 01:51 PM
She ^^^ should be constructing something.... in my pants
WildIrish
09-13-2005, 01:53 PM
As Friedrich Nietzsche once said...
Does wisdom perhaps appear on the earth as a raven which is inspired by the smell of carrion...in my pants?
Coaster
09-13-2005, 02:01 PM
^^^^^^^^^??????????
Ok WI.......... step away from the shamrocks..... they are doing something to ya! LOL
...........oh, in my pants! :D
WildIrish
09-13-2005, 02:03 PM
lmfao
This heat, it's getting to me...in my pants. :D
Coaster
09-13-2005, 02:06 PM
LOL........ a case of the schwetties no doubt!
Damn, i need her in my pants NOW!
Kaelynn
09-13-2005, 02:14 PM
I need something in my pants!!!
WildIrish
09-13-2005, 02:38 PM
Wasn't it Walter Cronkite that once said:
And that's the way it is...in my pants!
dicksbro
09-13-2005, 03:54 PM
You mean Walter Cronkite looked in your pants?
I don't care if that was what he said, he can't look in my pants.
WildIrish
09-13-2005, 04:08 PM
Thank you for considering my offer and should you have any questions, please feel free to contact me...in my pants. :D
Kaelynn
09-13-2005, 04:09 PM
Thank you, Please cum again... in my pants! :)
I got a surprise for someone special down in my pants.
dicksbro
09-13-2005, 04:37 PM
Can I look and see if it affects anything in my pants?
WildIrish
09-13-2005, 04:46 PM
The time has come for me to head home...in my pants. :wave:
Kaelynn
09-13-2005, 11:03 PM
My hand is currently in my pants! :rofl:
dicksbro
09-14-2005, 04:30 AM
Would you like to move it into my pants?
Kaelynn
09-14-2005, 11:21 AM
i need to take care of my dogs... in my pants. lol
^^^:eek:
I really could use some fun down in my pants.
Kaelynn
09-14-2005, 01:36 PM
I could really use a new toy in my pants
I love when I put my toy in my pants!
Kaelynn
09-14-2005, 01:52 PM
Doesn't everyone like a toy in their pants from time to time?
Ok... it isn't at the end... nor is it the right words... so shoot me!
In my pants is where I have the most fun.
Coaster
09-14-2005, 01:57 PM
The most fun???
May I offer you some room in my pants?
bare4you
09-14-2005, 09:33 PM
Can someone please get in my pants!
dicksbro
09-15-2005, 04:09 AM
I need to replace the zipper in my pants.
dicksbro
09-15-2005, 04:11 AM
Doesn't everyone like a toy in their pants from time to time? Ok... it isn't at the end... nor is it the right words... so shoot me!
Kaelynn wants to be banged in her pants!!! :yikes:
(Sorry, just couldn't resist :D)
bare4you
09-15-2005, 08:45 PM
For a change, I would like someone else in my pants
TinTennessee
09-15-2005, 08:52 PM
For a change, I would like someone else in my pants
:wave: Choose me, choose me! lol
bare4you
09-15-2005, 09:44 PM
You got it! I'll be right over! :teleport:
Coaster
09-15-2005, 09:53 PM
Right now, strewn across the chair, there's nothing in my pants
dicksbro
09-16-2005, 05:48 AM
I put my legs in my pants.
I got a fire in my pants.
dicksbro
09-16-2005, 05:00 PM
I've got the hose in my pants. :)
bare4you
09-16-2005, 06:18 PM
It's all wet in my pants
dicksbro
09-17-2005, 04:18 AM
I've got a comb in my pants ... er ... pocket.
bare4you
09-17-2005, 02:35 PM
I need company in my pants
I got a vacancy in my pants.
dicksbro
09-18-2005, 02:06 AM
I've got a bat and some balls in my pants.
I got a mitt in my pants. :D
bare4you
09-18-2005, 03:19 PM
I still have room in my pants
dicksbro
09-18-2005, 06:58 PM
When the ladies are present, I seem to have less room in my pants.
bare4you
09-19-2005, 05:06 PM
I'm taking applications for visitors to get in my pants.
dicksbro
09-19-2005, 05:22 PM
When I perv the ladies pictures, something seems to squirm in my pants?
AZRedHot
09-26-2005, 10:34 PM
That could be my hand squirming in your pants...or perhaps in my pants.
dicksbro
09-27-2005, 02:30 AM
I guess pretty soon, I ought to start getting dressed by putting my legs into my pants.
Coaster
09-27-2005, 12:31 PM
Anybody wanna do laps in my pants?
I need to friend to visit me in my pants.
Coaster
09-27-2005, 12:37 PM
Wanna rub what's in your pants against what's in my pants?
dicksbro
09-27-2005, 01:05 PM
What's in my pants is wanting out.
There is something going on in my pants! :eek:
Coaster
09-27-2005, 01:27 PM
Does it make you wanna grab what's in my pants?
Yes! First I got to get my hand out of my pants. :D
Coaster
09-27-2005, 01:30 PM
Grab my face and hold it there while you reach in my pants
dicksbro
09-27-2005, 02:43 PM
Then, TT, reach over and check mine out. You know ... what's in my pants. :)
sodaklostsoul
09-27-2005, 11:11 PM
I'm going to have ice cream in my pants!
dicksbro
09-28-2005, 04:19 AM
I could make some warm cream in my pants.
Coaster
09-28-2005, 08:34 AM
There's a stirring in my pants
dicksbro
09-28-2005, 09:30 AM
There are legs in my pants.
In my pants there is me and my lacy, white panties.
Bluetigertone
09-28-2005, 10:32 AM
Do you want to be in my pants??
dicksbro
09-28-2005, 03:46 PM
In my pants there is me and my lacy, white panties.
Wish it were me with you in my pants. :slurp:
WildIrish
09-28-2005, 04:03 PM
There doesn't seem to be any underwear...in my pants! :hot:
Wish it were me with you in my pants. :slurp:
DB wants to get in my pants! :line:
dicksbro
09-28-2005, 04:05 PM
What's in my pants apparently doesn't want to stay in my pants. :eek:
What's in your pants should come over and play with what is in my pants. ;)
dicksbro
09-28-2005, 04:11 PM
Would it miss the warmth in my pants?
There is a lot of heat going on in my pants.
dicksbro
09-28-2005, 04:19 PM
I see London,
I see France,
I see what's got me squirming ...
there in my pants. :)
That made me laugh so much I almost peed in my pants! :yikes:
dicksbro
09-28-2005, 06:20 PM
Do you need the hankerchief I have in my pants? ;)
Glyndwr
09-29-2005, 04:52 AM
I just saw an oak grow from an acorn ......... in my pants!!
dicksbro
09-29-2005, 06:42 AM
I guess that's why it's called a woody ... that thing in my pants.
I wonder why there is all this moisture in my pants?
dicksbro
09-29-2005, 05:05 PM
I feel something pushing on the fabric in my pants.
bare4you
09-29-2005, 05:21 PM
I need some action ... in my pants
It's so boring in my pants
dicksbro
09-30-2005, 03:14 AM
It's so boring in my pants
:yikes:
That seems totally unbelieveable to what's in my pants
WildIrish
09-30-2005, 07:40 AM
I wish that picture I posted showed me...in my pants! :D
dicksbro
09-30-2005, 01:05 PM
Great philosopher once asked, "If I walk around the house naked, is there still something in my pants?" :confused:
bare4you
09-30-2005, 02:41 PM
I really would like some company in my pants
dicksbro
09-30-2005, 05:09 PM
I think I'd prefer a beautiful lady in my pants. :D
(Sorry, bare4you, couldn't resist.)
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