Surreal sex word association

[gekkogecko]

I say "Giant Squid", you say...

[Aqua]

Clamshell?

[SuzyQ]

Tight Pussy?

[Pita]

hard cock

[Cheyanne]

Concrete rooster

[SuzyQ]

Viagra?

[gekkogecko]

You say "viagra", I say "oceans of lube".

[lizzardbits]

you say "oceans of Lube" i say "slippery when wet"

[gekkogecko]

You say "slippery when wet", I say "women".

[dicksbro]

You say "women," I say "sexy"

[SuzyQ]

You say woman, I say hung hunk

[dicksbro]

You say hung hunk ... I say gallows humor. :D

[SuzyQ]

You say gallows humor, I say how's it hanging?

[gekkogecko]

You say how's it hanging, I say Continental Soldier

[Lilith]

You say Continental Soldier, I say break like a shotgun ;)

[SuzyQ]

you say break like a shotgun, I say shotgun wedding

[kinx]

you say shotgun wedding, I say shot cum is a wet thing.

[SuzyQ]

you say shot cum, I say cum shot...

[kinx]

I say cum's hot on a tin roof.

[SuzyQ]

You say cum is hot..I say I like hot cum

[kinx]

You like hot cum, well, I've ...like... got sum.

[SuzyQ]

You say I got sum, I say spurt away

[gekkogecko]

You say spurt away, I say flood the area.

[kinx]

Tongue Mop needed on Aisle 4, please.

[dicksbro]

You say, "mop" and I say, "lick."

[gekkogecko]

You say lick, I say "Like a man, my son".

[Pita]

You say "Like a man, my son", I say just give me the man.

[dicksbro]

You say, "Give me the man," and I say, "Pick me! Pick me!" :D

[gekkogecko]

You say "Pick me! Pick Me!", I say power shovel.

[dicksbro]

You say, "power shovel," I say, "humps."

[Pita]

You say humps and I say is it Wednesday yet?

[gekkogecko]

You say is it Wednesday yet, but I say any day is a good day to go hump.

[Pita]

You say anyday is a good day to go hump and I say well here I am. :lust:

[dicksbro]

You say, "Well here I am," and I say, "What an offer!!" :)

[Pita]

You say "what an offer" and I say "Do you want to play"

[gekkogecko]

You say "Do you want to play?" and I say I'll get the whip, the epoxy and the goat.

[dicksbro]

You say, "I'll get the whip, the epoxy and the goat" and I say, "While your busy with them, I'll look for TinglingTess." :grin:

[Pita]

You say "While your busy with them, I'll look for TinglingTess." and I say "I'm OVER here!!!"

[dicksbro]

You say, "I'm OVER here!!!" and I say, "Hang on, here I cum!"

[Pita]

You say, "Hang on, here I cum!" and I say "Ohhhhh wait for me baby!"

[gekkogecko]

You say wait for you, baby, and I say let's call a taxi.

[Pita]

You say, "let's call a taxi," and I say "Let me get the number"

[dicksbro]

Use say, "Let me get the number," and I say, "Press 3 on the speed dial." :)

[Pita]

You say, "Press 3 on the speed dial." and I say, "You have obviously done this before."

[gekkogecko]

You say "You have obviously done this before", and I deny that there were any goats involved.

[SuzyQ]

You say there were no goats involved and I say what about sheep?

[Pita]

You say what about sheep and I say, "Ewwwwwww" :D

[Studmuffin69]

You say, "Ewwwwww" and I say, "Who's your famer?"

[Pita]

You say, "Who's your farmer?" and I say, "Come play with me in the hayloft."

[Studmuffin69]

You say, "Come play with me in the hayloft." and I say, "Let me get out of these overalls."

[Pita]

You say, "Let me get out of these overalls." and I say "Oh my what a BIG boy you are!"

[Playful1]

you say "Oh my what a BIG boy you are!" I say "Oh what a bad girl you've been"

[Pita]

You say, "Oh what a bad girl you've been" and I say "Maybe I should get a spanking then."

[Playful1]

You say "Maybe I should get a spanking then" and I say "You most definatly will"

[Pita]

You say, "You most definately will" and I say, "Ohhh Master your so good to me."

[dicksbro]

You say, "Ohhh Master your so good to me" and I say, "Jewels should always be carefully attended to."

[gekkogecko]

You say "Jewels should always be carefully attended to.", I say "I'll go polish my testicles, then".

[nicole2309]

you say "i'll go polish my testicles, then" and i say "why don't you let my mouth do the polishing for you"

[dicksbro]

You say "Why don't you let my mouth do the polishing for you" and I say, "Let your lips and tongue do the walking. :lust:"

[Pita]

You say, "Let your lips and tongue do the walking. " and I say, "Lay down and let me get busy."

[dicksbro]

You say, "Lay down and let me get busy," and I say, "There are many advantages to the sixty-nine position."

[Playful1]

You say "There are many advantages to the sixty-nine position." and I say "Well what are we waiting for then?"

[Pita]

You say, "Well what are we waiting for then?" and I say, "Were you wanting me to get naked so we can begin?"

[dicksbro]

You say, "Were you wanting me to get naked so we can begin" and I say, "I don't go the burlesque house to yell, 'Put it on!'!" :D

[Pita]

You say, "I don't go the burlesque house to yell, 'Put it on!'!" and I say, "Why go to a burlesque house when we can go to mine."

[nicole2309]

You say "Why go to a burlesque house when we can go to mine" and I say "Good point, what time should I be there & anything you want me to bring."

[dicksbro]

You say, "Good point, what time should I be there & anything you want me to bring," and I say, "Having you there, what more could a guy want?"

[Pita]

You say, "Having you there, what more could a guy want?" and I say, " I could bring along some of my girlfriends if you would like."

[dicksbro]

You say, "I could bring along some of my girlfriends if you would like," and I say, "Why wish for a a taste of honey when you can wish for a hive of honey. :lust:"

[Pita]

You say, "Why wish for a taste of honey when you can wish for a hive of honey." and I say, "How would you like that honey smeared over your hot body then licked off with our tongues?"

[dicksbro]

You say, "How would you like that honey smeared over your hot body then licked off with our tongues?" and I say, "Pant, pant, pant, pant!!!! :faint:"

[gekkogecko]

You say "pant, pant, pant, pant", and I say "shirt, shoes, socks, underwear..."

[Pita]

you say "shirt, shoes, socks, underwear..." and I say, "Stop taking inventory and get naked already."

[dicksbro]

You say, "Stop taking inventory and get naked already," and I say, "I'm there already, I'm there! :lust:"

[Pita]

You say, "I'm there already, I'm there! and I say "Well then get over here and get on me."

[dicksbro]

You say, "Well then get over here and get on me" and I say, "Boing! Bonk! Splish! Hee hee."

[Pita]

You say, "Boing! Bonk! Splish! Hee hee." and I say, "Slow down there hun we got all night."

[Playful1]

You say "Slow down there hun we got all night." and I say, "Oh the desicions I have to make, who first?"

[dicksbro]

You say, "Oh the decisions I have to make, who first?" and I say, "While you're thinking about it, I'll go ahead and get to it." :)

[Pita]

You say, "While you're thinking about it, I'll go ahead and get to it." and I say, "I do love a man that takes charge."

[dicksbro]

You say, "I do love a man that takes charge" and I say, "I love the thrill of the chase and a triumphal climax."

[Pita]

You say, "I love the thrill of the chase and a triumpal climax." and I say, "When you talk like that it just makes my panties damp."

[dicksbro]

You say, "When you talk like that it just makes my panties damp" and I say, "It makes a moist circle on the front of my pants, too." :D

[Pita]

You say, "It makes a moist circle on the front of my pants, too." and I say, "Would you like me to help you out of those?"

[gekkogecko]

You say "Would you like me to help you out of those?" and I say, "Why not? I'm already out of my mind."

[Pita]

You say, "Why not? I'm already out of my mind." and I say, "Groovy, I like them dim witted and naked."

[dicksbro]

You say, "Groovy, I like them dim witted and naked," and I say, "Dah, wat's diz ding stickin' up in front of me?"

[dicksbro]

* BUMP *

Six years ago, I said, "Dah, wat's diz ding stickin' up in front of me?" and now I say, "Dat ding is a Dong."

[gekkogecko]

YOu say "dat is a ding dong", I say, "Not to the ho's they're not."

[dicksbro]

You say, "Not to the ho's they're not" and I say, "A ho(e) in the garden is worth two in the bush."

[lafehubert]

You say "A ho(e) in the garden is worth two in the bush." and I say "Keep your bush trimmed."

[gekkogecko]

You say "Keep your bush trimmed.", and I say "weed whacker/sex toy".

[dicksbro]

You say, "weed whacker/sex toy," and I say, "furry, scurry, wang, bang."

[dicksbro]

You (I) say, "Furry, scurry, wang, bang," and I say, "A bang a day keeps sex in play."

[lafehubert]

You say, "A bang a day keeps sex in play." I say "My place or hers?"

[gekkogecko]

You say "my place or hers", and I say "what's wrong with living under a rock?"

[dicksbro]

You say, "What's wrong with living under a rock?" and I say, "If the bed is comfy, go for it."

[gekkogecko]

You say, "If the bed is comfy, go for it," and I say, "There's nothing like a freshly-breaked bed."

[dicksbro]

You say, "There's nothing like a freshly-breaked bed" and I say, "I think I hear the oven crying, 'Cum on in!'"

[dicksbro]

I said, "I think I hear the oven crying, 'Cum on in!'" and I now say, "That's one way to get a threesome."

[gekkogecko]

You say, "That's one way to get a threesome.", and I say, "There's more than one goat involved."

[dicksbro]

You say, "There's more than one goat involved" and I say, "It was either them or the ducks." :yikes:

[fzzy]

You say "Its either them or the ducks" and I say "love a flaming duck!"

[dicksbro]

You say love a flaming duck and I say turn up the grill cuz' it'll be a hot time in the ol' town tonight.

[gekkogecko]

You say hot time int the old town tonight, and I say I'll take warm sex over necrophilia.

[dicksbro]

You say "I'll take warm sex over necrophilia" and I say "Take it warm or take it hot, matters not ... to my cock." :shrug:

[dicksbro]

I said, "Take it warm or take it hot, matters not ... to my cock" ... and now I say, "Matters not ... now that's a thought ... but when in public, don't get caught!"

[gekkogecko]

You say "Matters not ... now that's a thought ... but when in public, don't get caught!", and I say "the ultimate exhibition", um, no, "police lineup."

[dicksbro]

You say, "the ultimate exhibition, um, no, police lineup." and I say, "Pollice should be up when in line."

[loves2laugh]

You say, "the ultimate exhibition, um, no, police lineup." and I say, "Pollice should be up when in line."

I say that's sexual profiling

[gigi]

I say that's sexual profiling

Sexual profiling? I say pat you down, TSA style

[loves2laugh]

Sexual profiling? I say pat you down, TSA style



I say You missed a spot, right there :wink:

[gigi]

You say I missed a spot? I say, please enter this room for a private search sir

[loves2laugh]

You say I missed a spot? I say, please enter this room for a private search sir

I would say a strip search would be in order

[dicksbro]

You say, "a strip search would be in order." I say, "I prefer a more hands on approach."

[gigi]

I say let's go as I snap my latex glove into place..

[jseal]

I say "OOOoooooo! Where would you like to begin?" :hot:

[gigi]

I say it looks like you might be smuggling something in your pants.....

[dicksbro]

You say it looks like I'm smuggling something in my pants and I say, "If you try checking it out, things will soon get sticky."

[gekkogecko]

You say "things will get sticky", and I say "Duct tape is better than a staple gun".

[gigi]

I say "time for a shift change" and let my replacement take over

[dicksbro]

You say, "Time for a shift change and let my replacement take over" and I say, "I think gigi is one we don't want replaced."

[jseal]

You say, "I think gigi is one we don't want replaced" and I say, "gigi cannot be replaced."

[gigi]

I say...Gigi blushes with embarrassment (and pleasure)

[dicksbro]

You say, "Gigi blushes with embarrassment (and pleasuire)" and I say, "The pleasure is all ours." :)

[jseal]

You say, "The pleasure is all ours." and I say, "Sharing is caring."

[dicksbro]

You say, "Sharing is caring," and I say, "Gigi is like, 'Yippee'".

[gigi]

You say, "Sharing is caring," and I say, "Gigi is like, 'Yippee'".

I say....Mmmmm, what are we sharing?

[gekkogecko]

You say "what are we sharing", and I say "Do the words 'internal organs' have any meaning for you?"

[gigi]

I say, I am already a donor. Were you looking for something in particular?

[jseal]

You say “Were you looking for something in particular?”, I say "Care to donate your lips?"

[gigi]

I say, "I am a willing donor. Where would you like them?"

[kleclere]

You say"Where would you like them?"I say anywhere you would like.

[Mark_Tween]

You say "anywhere you like". I say"wrapped around my cock"

[gekkogecko]

You say "wrapped around your cock" and I ask, "Do you like hot bacon"?

[dicksbro]

You ask, "Do you like hot bacon," and I say, "Steaming sausage sizzles!"

[gekkogecko]

You say "steaming sausage sizzles", and I ask "WHICH sausage?"

[kleclere]

You say "Which sausage", I say there is more than one?

[dicksbro]

You say, "There is more than one?" and I say, maybe it just looks big enough to be two.

[kleclere]

You say"maybe it just looks big enough to be two" and i say "would it be better if it were"

[dicksbro]

You say, "Would it be better if it were" and I say "Better is in the eye of the beholder."

[gigi]

You say Better is in the eye of the beholder and I say "then by all means, let me behold..."

[BaronVonDiver]

You say 'then by all means, let me behold....' I say 'show me how much you want it!'

[kleclere]

You say 'show me how much you want it!' and I say ' We all should wnat that."

[gekkogecko]

You say "We should all want that", and I say "chicken cream pot pie".

[kleclere]

You say "chicken cream pot pie"and I say " the creamy maybe in the pot".

[jseal]

You say " the creamy maybe in the pot "and I say " finger lick'n good".

[dicksbro]

You say, "Finger lick'n good," and I say, "Other parts might be even better."

[gigi]

You say other parts might be better and I say "Which parts?"

[kleclere]

You say "Which parts?" and I say " Any parts that procuce pleasure".

[jseal]

You say "Any parts that procuce pleasure" and I say "Part those legs".

[kleclere]

You say "Part those legs" and I say "Let's get to licking".

[jseal]

You say "Let's get to licking" and I say "Bring it on!".

[kleclere]

You say "Bring it on" and I say "It will be all or nothing".

[jseal]

You say "It will be all or nothing" and I say "I'll have ALL of you".

[kleclere]

You say "I'll have ALL of you" I say " Can you handle all of me".

[jseal]

You say "Can you handle all of me" I say "Let's find out".

[kleclere]

You say " I say "Let's find out" and I say " I'm game".

[jseal]

You say "I'm game" and I say "I'll be the hunter".

[kleclere]

You say "I'll be the hunter" and I say " Where is your gear".

[gigi]

you say "where is your gear?" and I say "Let me open this drawer."

[kleclere]

You say "Let me open this drawer" and I say " Should I be scared?" :spank:

[gekkogecko]

You say, "Should I be scared?", and I make no reply, I just let you use your imagination.

[kleclere]

You let me use my imagination and I say" that is some imagination".

[dicksbro]

You say, "That is some imagination" and I say, "You don't have to be crazy, but, it helps." :shrug: :D

[gekkogecko]

YOu say, "You don't have to be crazy, but, it helps.", and I say, "Your kink is OK".

[kleclere]

You say "Your kink is OK"and I say " The kinkier the better".

[jseal]

You say "The kinkier the better" and I say "Kinky is in the eye, ear, nose … whatever of the beholder".

[kleclere]

You say "Kinky is in the eye, ear, nose … whatever of the beholder" and I say"How true that is".

[dicksbro]

You say, "How true that is," and I say, "Good ideas lie that should be encouraged!" :slurp:

[kleclere]

You say "Good ideas lie that should be encouraged" and I say" We should all be encouraged".

[dicksbro]

You say, "We should all be encouraged," and I say, "Except for those that say 'no' to fun sex."

[kleclere]

You say "Except for those that say 'no' to fun sex." and I say" Who would say no to fun sex anyways?"

[gekkogecko]

You saym " Who would say no to fun sex anyways?", and I say, "Who's definition of fun are we using?"

[kleclere]

You say "Who's definition of fun are we using?" and i say " That is a very good question. "

[dicksbro]

You say, "That is a very good question," and I say, "But where's the very good answer?" :shrug:

[kleclere]

You say, "But where's the very good answer?" and I say " Maybe we should get a dictionary."

[dicksbro]

You say, "Maybe we should get a dictionary" and I say, "That sounds like a good starting place."

[gekkogecko]

You say, "That sounds like a good starting place.", and I say, "Blindfold first, then hog tie."

[kleclere]

You say "Blindfold first, then hog tie." and I say "Welcome to the rodeo."

[dicksbro]

You say, "Welcome to the Rodeo," and I say, "I sure hope they sell corn dogs." :shrug:

[gekkogecko]

YOu say, "I hope they sell corn dogs", and I say, "How many will it take to satisfy you?"

[kleclere]

You say "How many will it take to satisfy you?" and I say " Would it be more than a handful?"

[dicksbro]

You say, "Would it be more than a handful?" and I say, "Probably two, but that depends a lot on how corny they are. :D"

[kleclere]

You say "Probably two, but that depends a lot on how corny they are." and I say " Not sure how corny we are around here."

[dicksbro]

You say, Not sure how corny we are around here," and I say, "When we guys get hot, sometimes something pops!"

[kleclere]

You say "When we guys get hot, sometimes something pops!" and I say " It depends on what is popping."

[jseal]

You say "It depends on what is popping" and I say "I hope it isn't my back!"

[kleclere]

You say "I hope it isn't my back!" and I say " They have doctors for that".

[jseal]

You say "They have doctors for that" and I say "I want to be a woman".

[kleclere]

You say "I want to be a woman" and i say " What ever floats your boat".

[dicksbro]

You say, "What ever floats your boat," and I say, "That's take one big wet spot."

[gekkogecko]

You say, "That's take one big wet spot.", and I say, "I can swim."

[kleclere]

You say "I can swim" and I say "You may need floaties".

[dicksbro]

You say, "You may need floaties," and I say, "I think I need someone to proofread my posts even more."

[gekkogecko]

You say, "I think I need someone to proofread my posts even more.", and I say, "Have you eer read a sexual encounter in Braille?"

[kleclere]

You say "Have you eer read a sexual encounter in Braille?" and I say "Gives me goose bumps just thinking of it."

[dicksbro]

You say, "Gives me goose bumps just thinking of it" and I say, "Goosing can be part of the fun."

[kleclere]

You say "Goosing can be part of the fun" and I say "Bring on the fun."

[dicksbro]

You say, "Bring on the fun," and I say, "Let's play in the hay."

[kleclere]

You say "Let's play in the hay" and I say " I know where there is a barn."

[dicksbro]

You say, "I know where there is a barn," and I say, "Here in the middle of the cornbelt you know where a barn is?" :D

[gekkogecko]

You say, "Here in the middle of the cornbelt you know where a barn is?", and I ask, "Is there more than hay to roll in?"

[Pita]

You say, "Is there more than hay to roll in?" and I say, "I've got a bottle of baby oil"

[kleclere]

You say "I've got a bottle of baby oil" and I say " where can we meet?"

[Pita]

You say, "Where can we meet?" and I say, "at my house in 15 minutes!"

[dicksbro]

You say, "at my house in 15 minutes" and I say, "Why do we have to wait so long?" :confused:

:D

[kleclere]

You say "Why do we have to wait so long" and I say "I'm with him."

[dicksbro]

You say, "I'm with him" and I say, "I hoped I was with Tess in her Christmas nightie." :slurp:

[kleclere]

You say "I hoped I was with Tess in her Christmas nightie" and I say "Can't go wrong with that."

[dicksbro]

You say, "Can't go wrong with that," and I say, "Christmas, New Year's Eve, or any of the holiday's ... or ... no nightie at all." :D

[gekkogecko]

YOu say, "NO nighties at all", and I say, "Let's take a trip to the moon."

[Pita]

You say, "lets take a trip to the moon." And I say, "baby, let me climb a board your rocket ship." :brows:

[kleclere]

You say "baby, let me climb a board your rocket ship" and I say "We can fly anywhere."

[dicksbro]

You say, "We can fly anywhere," and I say, "Or we could just stay here in bed." :D

[Pita]

You say, "Or we can just stay in bed." and I say, "Mister, I like the way you think!"

[dicksbro]

You say, "Mister, I like the way you think!" and I say, "Making love is worth liking!"

[gekkogecko]

You say, "making love is worth liking", and I say, "Quacking? Where did the duck go?"

[kleclere]

You say "Quacking? Where did the duck go?" and I say " Are you sure it isn't hunting season?"

[dicksbro]

You say, "Are you sure it isn't hunting season?" and I say, "Did you mean "humping?"

[kleclere]

You say "Did you mean "humping?" and I say " I like your style."

[dicksbro]

You say, "I like your style" and I say, "When I'm humpin' ... I'm a thumpin' ... in the front or in the rumpin'" :D





Okay, it's early and I haven't had my first cup of coffee yet. :(

[gekkogecko]

You say both ""When I'm humpin' ... I'm a thumpin' ... in the front or in the rumpin'" and "Okay, it's early and I haven't had my first cup of coffee yet.", and I say, "Austrolapithecus".

[Pita]

You say, "Austrolapithecus," and I say, "I sure love how Google just told me what that big word meant."

[kleclere]

You say "I sure love how Google just told me what that big word meant." and I say " Isn't the internet great."

[dicksbro]

You say, "Isn't the internet great," and I say, "Except when you get a virus. :( "

[gekkogecko]

You say, "Except when you get a virus", and I remind you of the gift that keeps on giving.

[dicksbro]

You say, "I remind you of the gift that keeps on giving" and I say, "I wish there were a return to Sender key." :D

[kleclere]

You say "I wish there were a return to Sender key." and I say " There is right next to the any key. "

[dicksbro]

You say, "There is right next to the any key," and I say, "Is that the key for any lock?"

[gekkogecko]

You say, "Is that the key for any lock?" and I say, "I'll let you know what my kinks are when I'm ready to."

[kleclere]

You say "I'll let you know what my kinks are when I'm ready to." and I say " Wow kinks are interesting."

[dicksbro]

You say, "Wow, kinks are interesting" and I say, "And lots' of fun, too!"

[Pita]

You say, "And lots' of fun, too!" and I say, "If you want to see some fun, you should come over and see me sometime." ;)

[gekkogecko]

You say, "If you want to see some fun, you should come over and see me sometime.", and I ask, "When do you play doctor?"

[kleclere]

You say "When do you play doctor?" and I say " She can be my doctor anytime."

[dicksbro]

You say, "She can be my doctor anytime," and I say, "I suppose she'll want me to hurry and get undressed so she can examine me. :slurp:"

[kleclere]

You say "I suppose she'll want me to hurry and get undressed so she can examine me." and I say "Let the fun begin."

[gekkogecko]

You say, "Let the fun begin.", and I say, "pass the almonds."

[dicksbro]

You say, "Pass the almonds" and I say, "I've got some other nuts that one of our Pixie ladies could play with."

[Pita]

You say, "I've got some other nuts that one of our Pixie ladies could play with." and I say, "I like my nuts sweet and salty."

[dicksbro]

You say, "I llike my nuts sweet and salty." and I say, "Condom-ents are available for the asking." :D

[gekkogecko]

You say, "Condom-ents are available for the asking", and I say, "Aren't those used for a woody?"

[Pita]

You say, "Aren't those used for a woody?" and I say, "I would like to have sex under the trees."

[gekkogecko]

You say, "I would like to have sex under the trees.", and I say, "How many trees do you want to climb?"

[kleclere]

You say "How many trees do you want to climb?"and I say "Do we have to climb?"

[dicksbro]

You say, "Do we have to climb?" and I say, "Just to get on top."