View Full Version : Sex is only funny...
gekkogecko
11-06-2004, 10:39 PM
complete the above sentence.
...when it's done right.
JAG2888
11-06-2004, 10:40 PM
When it is done in the hot tub.... :love:
Lilith
11-06-2004, 10:59 PM
when I'm in the room :D
TinTennessee
11-07-2004, 07:58 AM
Til someone puts an eye out! lol
osuche
11-07-2004, 08:31 AM
....if you're gifted with the ability to laugh at yourself.
dicksbro
11-07-2004, 08:31 AM
... until you find out in the dark you've been with the wrong partner. :eek:
until you throw your back out trying to do that position you saw in the porno movie.
imaginewithme
11-07-2004, 11:15 AM
when you hear your dog crying at the door
jentheredhead
11-07-2004, 01:00 PM
when instead of dipping his finger in the pudding cup to paint my body he dips the head of his dick in it.
oh lord what a beautiful paintbrush :D
Studmuffin69
11-07-2004, 03:05 PM
When I'm doing it
dicksbro
11-07-2004, 05:11 PM
When it's done outside on a cold winter day.
wyndhy
11-07-2004, 07:49 PM
when someone farts. :D
SuzyQ
11-07-2004, 07:51 PM
when someone farts. :D
Wish I had said that,
Sex is only funny, when your kids come through the door!
dicksbro
11-07-2004, 08:36 PM
Sex is only funny when you discover you used the wrong name. :eek:
wyndhy
11-07-2004, 08:56 PM
when the inflatable doll pops.
dicksbro
11-07-2004, 08:59 PM
... when the bottle of baby oil spills.
wyndhy
11-07-2004, 09:01 PM
when you lick the whipped cream and realize it's gone off.
dicksbro
11-08-2004, 04:32 AM
... when the alarm goes off and your orgasm happen at the same time.
WildIrish
11-08-2004, 10:41 AM
when your partner mistakes a leg cramp for enthusiasm.
osuche
11-08-2004, 01:30 PM
When you accidentally use shampoo rather than massafge oil to give him a back rub....it was dark and I was obviously confused!!!
WildIrish
11-08-2004, 01:44 PM
When you accidentally use shampoo rather than massafge oil to give him a back rub....it was dark and I was obviously confused!!!
And he was invogorated...with no split ends! :D
Sex is also quite funny when you are on the cusp of a climax and the god damn cat jumps up onto the bed. :yikes:
SuzyQ
11-08-2004, 02:05 PM
Sex is funny, when at a party, you discover a couple has sneaked into a corner and is doing it. :sex:
osuche
11-08-2004, 02:06 PM
Sex is also quite funny when you are on the cusp of a climax and the god damn cat jumps up onto the bed. :yikes:
...and plays the "find the hands" game while *most* of your S/O's hand is stuck up your "tunnel of love"
LMAO. True story. Kitty was puzzled why Daddy wouldn't pet her. :rolleyes:
(((he was already petting a kitty. :D )))
SuzyQ
11-08-2004, 02:21 PM
...and plays the "find the hands" game while *most* of your S/O's hand is stuck up your "tunnel of love"
LMAO. True story. Kitty was puzzled why Daddy wouldn't pet her. :rolleyes:
(((he was already petting a kitty. :D )))
That is really funny...
Sex is really funny if you are watching a porno..and you all cum at the same time... :hump:
WildIrish
11-08-2004, 04:09 PM
I don't know about sex...but the next time I listen to Bruce Springsteen it's gonna be funny. ha ha
Galatea
11-08-2004, 04:32 PM
when you roll off the bed and hit your head on the night stand. (true story) :( :dizzy:
osuche
11-08-2004, 07:24 PM
Sex is only funny when you get interrupted right in the middle.....by the handyman who has an extra key. :yikes:
nikanik
11-08-2004, 09:26 PM
when you hear a door creak and the pitter patter of little feet down the hall! Thank God for locks!!!
Studmuffin69
11-09-2004, 12:15 AM
When the dog licks your ass and you think its her.
WildIrish
11-09-2004, 11:51 AM
Sex is only funny when you get interrupted right in the middle.....by the handyman who has an extra key. :yikes:
wearing his toolbelt, of course! :hot:
osuche
11-09-2004, 05:07 PM
Sex is only funny when....your S/O tries to be menacing, and he is nothing of the sort. :yikes:
dicksbro
11-09-2004, 05:13 PM
Sex is only funny when you try to get into some position ... and fall out of bed instead. :(
:D
IAKaraokeGirl
11-09-2004, 05:14 PM
Sex is only funny...if, in the midst of playing hard-to-get, you kick kleclere out of the bed. :eek: LMAO.
WildIrish
11-09-2004, 05:36 PM
Sex is only funny...if, in the midst of playing hard-to-get, you kick kleclere out of the bed. :eek: LMAO.
I know!
Oops! I mean, oh really?
IAKaraokeGirl
11-09-2004, 05:38 PM
Well, I was concerned at the time. Now I think it's hilarious! :D
Sex is only funny if you get a strawberry stuck--you-know-where. :eek:
gekkogecko
11-09-2004, 05:44 PM
Sex is only funny if you get a strawberry stuck--you-know-where.
...or when one suggests use of a staple gun to prevent something similar from happening to a condom.
Studmuffin69
11-09-2004, 09:57 PM
When you pass out during a foursome
Mercury_Maniac
11-09-2004, 10:49 PM
Sex is funny......when its with a donut
osuche
11-10-2004, 02:00 PM
Sex is only funny when you tune into the sounds your body is making and realize that if you were taped you'd sound...welll......disgusting! :yikes:
wyndhy
11-10-2004, 02:10 PM
when you poke yourself in the eye with his cock.
osuche
11-11-2004, 03:45 PM
Sex is only funny when your hair wraps itself around his cock and you can't get it to un-stick.
dicksbro
11-11-2004, 04:26 PM
Sex is only funny when the phone rings and it's one of your kids who needs to talk to you. :(
osuche
11-12-2004, 12:51 PM
Sex is only funny when your partner, who is an atheist, keeps shouting "Oh God!!!"
Studmuffin69
11-14-2004, 06:43 AM
Sexy is olny funny when she pokes you in the eye with her nipple.
dicksbro
11-14-2004, 11:15 AM
Sex is only funny when you're having a wild, erotic dream only to wake up and find out you're hugging your pillow. :(
osuche
11-14-2004, 11:17 AM
Sex is only funny when both you and your partner have healthy senses of humor
dicksbro
11-14-2004, 12:05 PM
Sexy is only funny when you're in the middle of lovemaking and your cat hops up to see you. :)
wyndhy
11-14-2004, 01:53 PM
when you call it "the old poke and tickle".
Studmuffin69
11-14-2004, 02:51 PM
Sex is only funny when the dog trys to bite you because he thinks your hurting her (true story)
dicksbro
11-15-2004, 04:50 AM
Sex is only funny when you both fall asleep while making love.
OzKristin
11-15-2004, 09:45 AM
funny if I'm on top and lose my balance :rolleyes:
fun if you can be loud as you want without worrying
hehe
osuche
11-15-2004, 05:25 PM
Sex is only funny when you try to learn a new language during the act
wyndhy
11-15-2004, 09:36 PM
when you realize the orgasmic noises comming from your mouth sound exacictally like the noises comming from the baby monitor.
dicksbro
12-03-2004, 04:16 AM
Sex is only funny when you turn the light on and are surprised by who you're with. :eek:
wyndhy
02-21-2005, 10:22 PM
:yikes: ^^^ :D
sex is only funny when you turn on the light and are surprised cause you're with...
...out a partner. :D
mannis
02-21-2005, 11:11 PM
Sex is only funny when you have to sleep in the wet spot left in the bed
imaginewithme
03-30-2005, 11:44 PM
when you're not having it :(
dicksbro
03-31-2005, 11:35 AM
Sex is only funny when you're thinking everything is getting seriously amorous :x: and sexy :lust: and close to wild .... and then your so/spouse asks if you'd like some popcorn. :corn:
:(
osuche
04-17-2005, 09:08 AM
Sex is only funny when you realize you'removing 2400 miles so you can get some. :D
dicksbro
05-05-2005, 07:58 PM
Sex is only funny when you start to masturbate and can't get yourself interested. :eek:
Winston77
05-07-2005, 08:09 AM
sex is only funny when my hand falls asleep
Cindy Kim
05-18-2005, 12:26 PM
Sex is only funny when you're completely trusting
Studmuffin69
08-21-2005, 08:48 PM
Sex is only funny when the dog bites you on the ass because he thinks your hurting her (True Story)
ThirteenthStep
08-21-2005, 09:02 PM
Sex is only funny...when you slip in the shower and she falls ontop of you... (True Story, I'm a klutz I know...Godamn Irish Spring....)
bare4you
08-21-2005, 09:20 PM
Sex is only funny when you start to masturbate and can't get yourself interested. :eek:
:yikes: Too funny!
osuche
08-22-2005, 12:55 AM
Sex is only funny when body cavities make extraneous noises. <blush>
dicksbro
08-22-2005, 01:00 AM
Sex is only funny when you're fully engaged and the cat jumps up beside you and starts meowing for a treat.
Bluetigertone
08-22-2005, 06:44 AM
Sex is only funny when using extra lube and you slip and slide everywhere
osuche
09-05-2005, 12:10 PM
Sex is only funny when you're both so exhausted that you've been *talking* about it for 3 days, but neither one of you finds the energy to initiate.
(true story) :D
dicksbro
09-20-2005, 03:46 AM
Sex is only funny when the phone rings just as it's ready to happen. :(
dicksbro
12-07-2008, 06:15 AM
* BUMP *
Sex is only funny when you hear, "Am I interrupting something?"
pinkFlames
12-07-2008, 07:36 AM
Sex is only funny when the cat settles on your tummy while you're receiving oral.
dicksbro
12-07-2008, 07:52 AM
Sex is only funny when you hear a knock on the steamed up car windows.
pinkFlames
12-08-2008, 05:06 AM
Sex is only funny when you're fucking each other in your sleep. (For 4 hours and a few position changes!)
dicksbro
12-11-2008, 06:23 AM
Sex is only funny when, at the moment of climax, lightning strikes and the thunder booms.
gekkogecko
12-11-2008, 10:37 AM
You?
No, sex is only funny when it happens to the people you're watching.
pinkFlames
12-12-2008, 03:40 AM
Sex is only funny when we're the one's you're watching.
dicksbro
12-12-2008, 05:30 AM
Sex is only funny when you wake up and realize it was only a dream.
FlirtWithMe
12-13-2008, 07:39 AM
Sex is only funny when you've had it recently enough to remember what it's like :boohoo:
pinkFlames
12-14-2008, 11:27 PM
Sex is only funny when you get all worked up and then he cums too soon.
dicksbro
12-15-2008, 04:54 AM
Sex is only funny when she's shopping for lingerie and she notices a damp spot forming on your pants.
pinkFlames
12-16-2008, 09:15 AM
Sex is only funny when you're trying to bring yourself off and your hand keeps going to sleep.
gekkogecko
12-16-2008, 11:51 AM
Sex is only funny when you get to point and laugh.
dicksbro
12-27-2008, 07:55 AM
Sex is only funny when you are using the Kama Sutra and try to do some of the positions.
pinkFlames
01-28-2009, 03:02 AM
When you're in the missionary position and he drips sweat into your eyes.
dicksbro
01-30-2009, 07:32 AM
Sex is only funny when you roll onto a damp spot.
Jayman
01-30-2009, 11:17 AM
sex is only funny when you are in missionary and your 2 yr old son snuck in and climb up on his daddys back and screamed ride em cowboy!
pinkFlames
01-31-2009, 02:26 AM
^^^ :eek: :rofl:^^^
Sex is only funny when you go to catch his load and he cums up your nose.
dicksbro
01-31-2009, 08:20 AM
Sex is only funny when someone on TV yells, "Yahoo!," just as you climax.
pinkFlames
05-11-2009, 04:19 AM
Sex is only funny when you're having anal sex while talking to you mother on the phone.
dicksbro
05-11-2009, 04:56 AM
Sex is only funny when you look up and see your pet watching what the two of you are doing.
dicksbro
08-06-2009, 03:36 AM
*bump*
Sex is only funny when one of the kids knocks at the door while you're just getting really close. (Okay, I'm using the word funny in a little different way. :shrug: )
pinkFlames
08-07-2009, 05:52 AM
Sex is only funny when the kid calls out and asks you "What's that slapping?"
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