Sex is only funny...

[gekkogecko]

complete the above sentence.

...when it's done right.

[JAG2888]

When it is done in the hot tub.... :love:

[Lilith]

when I'm in the room :D

[Pita]

When had in the car.

[TinTennessee]

Til someone puts an eye out! lol

[osuche]

....if you're gifted with the ability to laugh at yourself.

[dicksbro]

... until you find out in the dark you've been with the wrong partner. :eek:

[Pita]

until you throw your back out trying to do that position you saw in the porno movie.

[imaginewithme]

when you hear your dog crying at the door

[jentheredhead]

when instead of dipping his finger in the pudding cup to paint my body he dips the head of his dick in it.


oh lord what a beautiful paintbrush :D

[Studmuffin69]

When I'm doing it

[dicksbro]

When it's done outside on a cold winter day.

[wyndhy]

when someone farts. :D

[SuzyQ]

when someone farts. :D

Wish I had said that,

Sex is only funny, when your kids come through the door!

[dicksbro]

Sex is only funny when you discover you used the wrong name. :eek:

[wyndhy]

when the inflatable doll pops.

[dicksbro]

... when the bottle of baby oil spills.

[wyndhy]

when you lick the whipped cream and realize it's gone off.

[dicksbro]

... when the alarm goes off and your orgasm happen at the same time.

[WildIrish]

when your partner mistakes a leg cramp for enthusiasm.

[osuche]

When you accidentally use shampoo rather than massafge oil to give him a back rub....it was dark and I was obviously confused!!!

[WildIrish]

When you accidentally use shampoo rather than massafge oil to give him a back rub....it was dark and I was obviously confused!!!


And he was invogorated...with no split ends! :D


Sex is also quite funny when you are on the cusp of a climax and the god damn cat jumps up onto the bed. :yikes:

[SuzyQ]

Sex is funny, when at a party, you discover a couple has sneaked into a corner and is doing it. :sex:

[osuche]

Sex is also quite funny when you are on the cusp of a climax and the god damn cat jumps up onto the bed. :yikes:


...and plays the "find the hands" game while *most* of your S/O's hand is stuck up your "tunnel of love"

LMAO. True story. Kitty was puzzled why Daddy wouldn't pet her. :rolleyes:


(((he was already petting a kitty. :D )))

[SuzyQ]

...and plays the "find the hands" game while *most* of your S/O's hand is stuck up your "tunnel of love"

LMAO. True story. Kitty was puzzled why Daddy wouldn't pet her. :rolleyes:


(((he was already petting a kitty. :D )))

That is really funny...

Sex is really funny if you are watching a porno..and you all cum at the same time... :hump:

[WildIrish]

I don't know about sex...but the next time I listen to Bruce Springsteen it's gonna be funny. ha ha

[Galatea]

when you roll off the bed and hit your head on the night stand. (true story) :( :dizzy:

[osuche]

Sex is only funny when you get interrupted right in the middle.....by the handyman who has an extra key. :yikes:

[nikanik]

when you hear a door creak and the pitter patter of little feet down the hall! Thank God for locks!!!

[Studmuffin69]

When the dog licks your ass and you think its her.

[WildIrish]

Sex is only funny when you get interrupted right in the middle.....by the handyman who has an extra key. :yikes:


wearing his toolbelt, of course! :hot:

[osuche]

Sex is only funny when....your S/O tries to be menacing, and he is nothing of the sort. :yikes:

[dicksbro]

Sex is only funny when you try to get into some position ... and fall out of bed instead. :(

:D

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Sex is only funny...if, in the midst of playing hard-to-get, you kick kleclere out of the bed. :eek: LMAO.

[WildIrish]

Sex is only funny...if, in the midst of playing hard-to-get, you kick kleclere out of the bed. :eek: LMAO.


I know!



Oops! I mean, oh really?

[IAKaraokeGirl]

Well, I was concerned at the time. Now I think it's hilarious! :D

Sex is only funny if you get a strawberry stuck--you-know-where. :eek:

[gekkogecko]

Sex is only funny if you get a strawberry stuck--you-know-where.

...or when one suggests use of a staple gun to prevent something similar from happening to a condom.

[Studmuffin69]

When you pass out during a foursome

[Mercury_Maniac]

Sex is funny......when its with a donut

[osuche]

Sex is only funny when you tune into the sounds your body is making and realize that if you were taped you'd sound...welll......disgusting! :yikes:

[wyndhy]

when you poke yourself in the eye with his cock.

[osuche]

Sex is only funny when your hair wraps itself around his cock and you can't get it to un-stick.

[dicksbro]

Sex is only funny when the phone rings and it's one of your kids who needs to talk to you. :(

[osuche]

Sex is only funny when your partner, who is an atheist, keeps shouting "Oh God!!!"

[Studmuffin69]

Sexy is olny funny when she pokes you in the eye with her nipple.

[dicksbro]

Sex is only funny when you're having a wild, erotic dream only to wake up and find out you're hugging your pillow. :(

[osuche]

Sex is only funny when both you and your partner have healthy senses of humor

[dicksbro]

Sexy is only funny when you're in the middle of lovemaking and your cat hops up to see you. :)

[wyndhy]

when you call it "the old poke and tickle".

[Studmuffin69]

Sex is only funny when the dog trys to bite you because he thinks your hurting her (true story)

[dicksbro]

Sex is only funny when you both fall asleep while making love.

[OzKristin]

funny if I'm on top and lose my balance :rolleyes:

fun if you can be loud as you want without worrying


hehe

[osuche]

Sex is only funny when you try to learn a new language during the act

[wyndhy]

when you realize the orgasmic noises comming from your mouth sound exacictally like the noises comming from the baby monitor.

[dicksbro]

Sex is only funny when you turn the light on and are surprised by who you're with. :eek:

[wyndhy]

:yikes: ^^^ :D

sex is only funny when you turn on the light and are surprised cause you're with...













...out a partner. :D

[mannis]

Sex is only funny when you have to sleep in the wet spot left in the bed

[imaginewithme]

when you're not having it :(

[dicksbro]

Sex is only funny when you're thinking everything is getting seriously amorous :x: and sexy :lust: and close to wild .... and then your so/spouse asks if you'd like some popcorn. :corn:

:(

[osuche]

Sex is only funny when you realize you'removing 2400 miles so you can get some. :D

[dicksbro]

Sex is only funny when you start to masturbate and can't get yourself interested. :eek:

[Winston77]

sex is only funny when my hand falls asleep

[Cindy Kim]

Sex is only funny when you're completely trusting

[Studmuffin69]

Sex is only funny when the dog bites you on the ass because he thinks your hurting her (True Story)

[ThirteenthStep]

Sex is only funny...when you slip in the shower and she falls ontop of you... (True Story, I'm a klutz I know...Godamn Irish Spring....)

[bare4you]

Sex is only funny when you start to masturbate and can't get yourself interested. :eek:

:yikes: Too funny!

[osuche]

Sex is only funny when body cavities make extraneous noises. <blush>

[dicksbro]

Sex is only funny when you're fully engaged and the cat jumps up beside you and starts meowing for a treat.

[Bluetigertone]

Sex is only funny when using extra lube and you slip and slide everywhere

[osuche]

Sex is only funny when you're both so exhausted that you've been *talking* about it for 3 days, but neither one of you finds the energy to initiate.

(true story) :D

[dicksbro]

Sex is only funny when the phone rings just as it's ready to happen. :(

[dicksbro]

* BUMP *

Sex is only funny when you hear, "Am I interrupting something?"

[pinkFlames]

Sex is only funny when the cat settles on your tummy while you're receiving oral.

[dicksbro]

Sex is only funny when you hear a knock on the steamed up car windows.

[pinkFlames]

Sex is only funny when you're fucking each other in your sleep. (For 4 hours and a few position changes!)

[dicksbro]

Sex is only funny when, at the moment of climax, lightning strikes and the thunder booms.

[gekkogecko]

You?

No, sex is only funny when it happens to the people you're watching.

[pinkFlames]

Sex is only funny when we're the one's you're watching.

[dicksbro]

Sex is only funny when you wake up and realize it was only a dream.

[FlirtWithMe]

Sex is only funny when you've had it recently enough to remember what it's like :boohoo:

[pinkFlames]

Sex is only funny when you get all worked up and then he cums too soon.

[dicksbro]

Sex is only funny when she's shopping for lingerie and she notices a damp spot forming on your pants.

[pinkFlames]

Sex is only funny when you're trying to bring yourself off and your hand keeps going to sleep.

[gekkogecko]

Sex is only funny when you get to point and laugh.

[dicksbro]

Sex is only funny when you are using the Kama Sutra and try to do some of the positions.

[pinkFlames]

When you're in the missionary position and he drips sweat into your eyes.

[dicksbro]

Sex is only funny when you roll onto a damp spot.

[Jayman]

sex is only funny when you are in missionary and your 2 yr old son snuck in and climb up on his daddys back and screamed ride em cowboy!

[pinkFlames]

^^^ :eek: :rofl:^^^

Sex is only funny when you go to catch his load and he cums up your nose.

[dicksbro]

Sex is only funny when someone on TV yells, "Yahoo!," just as you climax.

[pinkFlames]

Sex is only funny when you're having anal sex while talking to you mother on the phone.

[dicksbro]

Sex is only funny when you look up and see your pet watching what the two of you are doing.

[dicksbro]

*bump*

Sex is only funny when one of the kids knocks at the door while you're just getting really close. (Okay, I'm using the word funny in a little different way. :shrug: )

[pinkFlames]

Sex is only funny when the kid calls out and asks you "What's that slapping?"