~~> Junk Drawer <~~

[Lilith]

Simple to play...I will name 3 things you might find in a junk drawer and you tell me how they could be used sexually and then list 3 new items. Repeats are fine since we can always come up with new uses;)


screwdriver

rubberbands

tape measure

[gekkogecko]

Are you *really* sure you want to know?

Epoxy, ploastic beads & scrap paper.

[Lilith]

epoxy to glue the pastic beads in the words FIND ME on the scrap paper to leave on the table while I hide somewhere naked :p

screwdriver

rubberbands

tape measure

[GingerV]

Oh hell, it has to be done...screwdriver + rubberbands sound like a splint to me, call it viagra the hard way ;). And the tape measure is the safety device, used to make sure nothing got stretched too far during the opperation.

There, are you happy now? Now NONE of the guys here will let me near them ;).

First three things in my junk drawer....

AA bateries, an oven mit, and the spare key to the house.

[Lilith]

Use the key to let myself into your house....put the new batteries in your vibe and wait for you with an oven mitt on to spank your bottom while torturing you with the vibe :p


twist ties

nightlight bulbs

the safety plug things that go in electrical sockets

[Aqua]

Use the key to let myself into your house....put the new batteries in your vibe and wait for you with an oven mitt on to spank your bottom while torturing you with the vibe :p


twist ties

nightlight bulbs

the safety plug things that go in electrical sockets
OK... use the twist ties as electrical wires to join the nightlight bulbs to the nightlight so it's extra bright and then use the safety plug thing sideways to prop open your pussy to get a good look at the inside. Amateur gynecology at it's finest!


Electrical tester

masking tape

birthday candles

[osuche]

Electrical tester to run an experiment ~ does the resistance/impedence between his nipple and cock change as I get him more and more excited? ;)

Masking tape to tape his balls to the inside of his leg so they don't get in my way....as I use the birthday candles to prime him for later use.

OK ~ now I'm with Ginger.....no guy will let me near him! :D


coffee filter, permanent marker, and some SuperGlue

[Lilith]

LOL use the permanent marker to write LILITH'S across his buttttt, use the coffee filter to wipe up any drips or drops, and the super glue is to use medically as a bandage in case things get super wild and blood is spilt :p


pliers

velcro sticky tabs

exacto knife

[Aqua]

I think Ginger doesn't have anything to worry about compared to that ^^^ :eek: :p

Uhm... Use the marker to write a riddle on the coffee filter which will disclose my secret location and then glue it to the wall inside the garage and pray someone finds it.

Eyeglass repair kit, Lint removal brush, deck of cards

[Lilith]

use the lint brush to smooth wookie furrr, poke tiny screwdriver from kit through a card and work it til it spins...have said wookie hold it between his teeth while ridden cowgirl fashion. When the card spins, he's done;)


scissors

scotch tape

lighter

[osuche]

Use the eyeglass repair kit to fix his glasses...which broke sometime after I decided to sit on his face... LOL...use the deck of cards to tell his sexual fortune....and the lint removal brush is to remove all traces of my presence after we are done. :p

Digital camera, paper clip, and wooden spoon

[Aqua]

Ok... wooden spoon to smack that ass, digital camera to take pics of the welt, and a paperclip to hang the printout all over town!

Widget

Rubber bands

Ace bandage

[osuche]

Use the widget to threaten him with....as I make him assume the correct position and use the Ace bandage to secure him there. Use the rubber bands to restrict blood flow to his cock and prolong the experience.

ethernet hub, scrubber sponge, and mineral oil

[Pita]

I guess I can use the hub to find some hot porn with as I hive him a back rub with the scrubber and after rub in the mineral oil.


white out, ruler and a lighter

[Studmuffin69]

The white out I will use as hot body paint, the lighter to the candle so I can drip the hot wax onto her lucsious boobs and the ruler to prove to her that YES I am that big.


rubber band, ball point pen and a tire gage.

[osuche]

Rubber band to wrap around his cock to make him last longer, ball point pen to mark "the sweet spot" with an X....tire guage to penetrate him as I sucked on him.


Beer bottle, wine cork, and a bottle opener

[cowgirltease]

Oh my gawd this thread is tooo fucking funny!!!!!!!!!!! I'm ROFLMAO!!!!!! :D
okay okay I can do this while holding my hurting stomach from laughing so hard. :D
Take the bottle opener to pop the top on my beer and drink it while I'm sticking that cork up your ass. :p





ear plugs, chip clips, padlock

[Pita]

OH MY!! I will first put the ear plugs in my ears to muffle the scream as I put the chip clips on your nipples and the padlock for my door so you don't beat my ass for causing such pain. :D


scissors, super glue and a tube of chap stick

[cowgirltease]

Well I'm gonna use the scissors to give your pussy a nice trim job. The superglue in case I get a case of the shakes and trim somethin I ain't supposed to . And the chapstick...... well thats goin on my lips right before I eat that sweet pussy. :devil:




a 12 cc syringe, a cattle castration band (no kidding), and a cassette tape to an answering machine.

[osuche]

Use the 12 cc syringe to dispense chocolate syrup onto your body, which I will lick off.
Use the castration band to tie your wrists to the headboard
Then....after you're tied up...play the cassette tape (which has a message from your *other* girlfriend on it) to you ~ and make you nervous about what I'm going to do to you NEXT....



Duct tape, corkscrew, empty wine bottle

[cowgirltease]

I'd take the corkscrew and screw it in to the log beam going across my living room and have you hang on to it on your tip toes while I taped your hands to it, taped your mouth closed and spread your legs to accomodate your new glass dildo. (wine bottle).


earphones, label maker, sunglasses.

[WildIrish]

Put the earphones on your head, plug the other end into the tip of my dick (so you can hear it screaming your name).

Create a fancy "I'm with Stupid" label for you to put across your boobs with an arrow pointing in my direction.

Wear the sunglasses in the hopes that nobody will recognize me as I run away from this post!


a staple gun
a bouquet of fresh cut daisies
and a muffler clamp

[hardhornyhubby]

clit piercing
make a well feucked pussy smell nice
nipple clamp


A CD
A TEDDY BEAR
A CHRISTMAS TREE

[osuche]

Play the CD to set the mood, put on some sexy lingerie and greet you by laying underneath the tree when you come home. Use the teddy bear as a pillow when we have sex on the floor.....underneath the XMas tree. :p

Picture frame, plastic knife, and feather duster

[dicksbro]

Using a plastic knife to teasingly threaten you; I tie you to a large picture frame and begin tickling you with a feather duster.

Panties, shaving cream and a necktie

[cowgirltease]

I tell you that were are reversing roles tonite as I put on the tie. I put the shaving cream on both of us for a good shave. When I'm finished, I slip the panties on you. :p


A Stethoscope, magic marker, cigarette lighter.

[Lilith]

I use the lighter to warm the stethoscope so we can play DR. The marker is to indicate where you have pain that needs my attention, cause you are gagged :D


a rubberband, 2 plug covers, an extension cord and 3 twist ties

[darogle]

I'll put the plug covers into the outlets on the extension cord. Then, I'd double the cord over and use the rubberband and twist ties to hold it back in place so it makes a loop at the end with the plug in part making a nice handle. Then I'd use it as a flogger because you've been a naughty, naughty girl. :whip:

Old cell phone, magic marker, several dead AA batteries

[wyndhy]

lol ...oh my god...i ahve no idea! ummmm, i would make you stand, holding the batteries between your knees and the marker vertically between your butt cheeks (you can't let them fall! :D) then i'd write dirty words on your body with the antennae of the cell phone and you'd guess what i was writing...with every correct answer, you get longer and deeper licks.

address labels, a clip-on reading lamp and some broken chalk pieces

[dicksbro]

How about I'd strip you nude, tie your hands behind your back, place an address on an address label affixed to your forehead, attach the clip on reading lamp to a stick held in your mouth and a piece of chalk between your toes ... with which you'd have to ask passer-bys how to reach the address at night and you'd ask by scratching the question on the sidewalk with the chalk. Whew!

A tube of flavored lube, a towel, and a box of :corn: .

[osuche]

I would lay down the towel, ask you to lie on it....Then spread you with the lube and roll you in popcorn......Then lick it off of your body. ;)


Mousepad, strawberry jelly, and paperclips

[cowgirltease]

I'd sit your ass on top of my desk on the mousepad. Attach paper clips to your sexy nipples as I slathered your pussy in strawberry jelly then licked you clean. :slurp:

Incense sticks, blindfold, Penthouse magazine.

[BSOD]

You'd be blindfolded while bent over a table, incense sticks burning just below your breasts, legs spread, and I'd whack your ass with the rolled up Penthouse until you have an even bright pink glow.


Whisk
Rubber bands
Felt-tip marker

[WildIrish]

I'd use the rubber bands to attach the felt-tip marker to the whisk...so I can make a spirograph drawing while I scramble some eggs! :D



door knob
milk crate
sofa cushion

[wyndhy]

first of all...you keep a pillow cushion and a milk crate in your junk drawer?

i'd chuck the milk crate over my shoulder, throw the pillow on the floor, through you onto the pillow and then........:eek:
:grin:


one eyeglass kit screw driver
one 2" tapered paint brush
one dash board hula-girl

[AngelicVampires]

Use the screwdriver and paintbrush to tickle and tease the skin (gently in the case of the screwdriver!) and the dash hula girl thing to mimic the "motion of the ocean."

Duct tape
Coins
Paper

[dicksbro]

Of course, the duct tape could be used for those intimate little bondage games and the coins used to pay for the service. Of course the soft paper towels would help in cleaning up any mess.

Twist-ties
Screws
Pencil