Gardening Tips

[Irish]

A beautiful woman loved growing tomatoes, but couldn't
seem to get her tomatoes to turn red.

One day while taking a stroll she came upon a
gentlemen neighbor who had the most beautiful garden
full of huge red tomatoes. The woman asked the
gentlemen, "What do you do to get your tomatoes so
red?"

The gentlemen responded, "Well, twice a day I stand
in front of my tomato garden and expose myself, and my
tomatoes turn red from blushing so much." Well, the
woman was so impressed; she decided to try doing the
same thing to her tomato garden to see if it would
work.

So twice a day for two weeks she exposed herself to
her garden hoping for the best. One day the gentlemen
was passing by and asked the woman, "By the way, how
did you make out? Did your tomatoes turn red?" "No"
she replied, "but my cucumbers are enormous."